As many of you will have noticed, there have been a number of unexplained murders in this thing.  This was POLHF, picking off our targets, as we said we would. Tonight, two of our targets survived the attempts on their lives.

You said that about a month ago. So no, this was not your first loss... You also claimed that I only find my voice in these streets when I'm bothering Kuku. To which I responded, In the same conversation, mind you... 

I'm also confused; If i only find my voice when Kuku appears, yet here I am in the streets with my voice... Are you admitting to being Kuku?  

So I'd say I nailed it being as though you are here... Clearly speaking as kuku. 

 Face it, Kuku, you and your line are just bad at everything you do. Bad at running crews, bad at surviving any meaningful length of time in this thing of ours, bad at public speaking, bad at underground roguing, bad at murder, bad at intimidation. Maybe you just need a new line of work? 

The POLHF is made up of many.

Yeah, you said that... But I'm only seeing two idiots in these streets. And the rest are terrible shots. 

 We are successful

But you aren't. You literally JUST said you weren't successful... 

Can't respond to serious issues with your statement with anything other than petty insults? I'd say that's you practically admitting your lack of intelligence and lack of 'prowess'. Your underground group will forever be remember in a light of humor. Being that you're one of the worst rogue groups I've ever seen and I'm sure that others would agree.  

Keep giving me fodder in the streets to comment on and I'm gonna take advantage! 

Dub smiles knowing that Kuku won't be able to contain himself and will blurt out something else that's stupid that Dub can comment on. Or a petty insult. Either way, Dub will gain more reputation on the streets which will ultimately help him out in the long run.

Aye, if you wanna think that's the reason for my smiling face, more power to you. And the "done thing" is often the true thing. If it's a reoccurring theme, then perhaps it's very true. 

You sound stumped when your only response is "Psh.. We've done things!" 

You know what, good for you. Your rich supporters, that's nice. I wonder if they deem this a worthy investment or a pity party...

And if you don't wanna waste a shot on me, I'm not gonna complain. But I'm not gonna stop pointing out how stupid you are in these explanations. Especially when it's benefitting me. 

What a kuku move to compare bloodlines... What a kuku move. 

Dub laughs hysterically.

You see, Kuku, me saying that was a "kuku move" wasn't a compliment. As such, why would I stoop to that? What has your line done lately? Meddled with real leaders in LA only to die after a couple weeks. One of your ancestors only last mere days before being killed. Whatever claim to fame you have that happened long down your line has faded into irrelevance. 

And I would never go as far as to voice support for myself in the names of others. I'm not a self-centered person. Nor do I want people to do that. I don't seek love or support from others as I am not someone who feels the need to be reassured or affirmed. Which is more than you can say. 

Keep it comin', bud. I'm enjoying the back and forth. Really helps me out. 

Dub screams out in sarcastic pain.

Agh! You got me! My only weakness! My 'lack' of achievements! It's all true! I've done NOTHING. I haven't even started my own Rogue Group! 

Dub looks up to the sky as he falls to his knees and throws his hands in the air.

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!?!

Dub pulls out a notepad and a pencil and starts taking notes.

You know, the Plankton Eunuchs isn't a bad name, actually. If I ever did that I'm sure we'd have no problem killing gangsters. Can't be that hard, right?

Dub looks at Kuku...

Ah, but Dub, to have enemies, you must first have stood for something.  You have friends worth defending and ideals worth killing and dying for.

You, because of your chronic non-achievement and low-ranking company man status, have none of these.

That's why your bloodline isn't at all important and mine is.

Please think back on previous conversations we've had about what I stand for... We've been through this. Come up with different talking points, please. 

https://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/1041535/page2

You stand for trying, but failing, to become popular.

You have no support, I had enough to build an underground movement that annihilated a powerful NY crew.  We've hit the targets that we've wanted to hit.

We'll get PremRhino, sooner or later.

And you?  You''re nobody.  Nothing.  Not a CL, barely a hand.  No achievements.  Nothing.  You have nothing to be proud of, so you try to be the one that beat Kuku.  You won't be.  You aren't.  You don't have the skills or the talent.

Think of my lineage - friends with FlyingPig.  There's barely a Godfather bloodline that I haven't been allies with or spilled the blood of (or both), up to and including Disorder.  Did you know that?

And you...  Tumbleweed...  Nothing.  Jacksy.

If we'd hit Prem last night, it wouldn't be the first, second, third or even fourth time that we hit his bloodline.  

The Plumbers, DNO, The LVCF, The POLHF, The Unknown Assailants, The Winter of Discontent...  And on and on.

We've done more in an evening that you have in your tiny little bloodline's history.

I've never once heard of the Kuku line before now.

So are you guys going to be whining into perpetuity? Whats your end game?

We'll get PremRhino, sooner or later...If we'd hit Prem last night...

 So you acknowledge that you failed? for the second time? Just wanted to clarify for those at home. 

Here's the funny thing, you keep mentioning that my line is meaningless, but Kuku can only speak for Kuku. As I mentioned before, I'm not the one who was looking for affirmation that my line was better than another person's line (remember when you were looking for people to tell you your line was better than Prem's?). 

No, I don't concern myself with small insignificant things such as that. Your ability to hold petty grudges over generations from different offspring is uncanny. I'm almost convinced the hatred for Prem's line is now apart of your DNA and now being passed onto your offspring. That's scary. 

I think it's time you move on, buddy. All you're doing is shooting at gangsters and goombas... And at times, even failing at that. That must be embarrassing. 

Got anything else? I keep getting benefits from these little fits of debate we have. So I can go for awhile if you want.

Leaving the bar he sees one of the ugliest fucking looking people he has ever seen, a mix between incest and drugs.

Jesus christ, that thing is ugly, must be one of kuku's offspring.

I really even debated addressing you again kuku, but just like Dub, i enjoy a good laugh.   Where to start where to start. A 7 man team for a goomba?

We can do this because we are better, taller, younger, more agile, more handsome, less fat, better educated, richer, more fun to be around, more popular, better facial hair, less bald and generally just more exciting.  We are many and Roadrunner815 is few. 

I really don't know whats wrong with you.

 

We'll get PremRhino, sooner or later.

And you?  You''re nobody.  Nothing.  Not a CL, barely a hand.  No achievements.  Nothing.  You have nothing to be proud of, so you try to be the one that beat Kuku.  You won't be.  You aren't.  You don't have the skills or the talent.

I mean jesus christ i surely hope you can eventually kill me, I mean literally its almost been 15 years and this past year is your most successful year yet, you should make a t-shirt. Dub is a consig vs me being a goomba, you couldn't even kill me, so i mean dub is literally laughing at you.

I also agree with Dub, I think it is time for you to move on.  So in the interest of that, I am going to finally give you what you've always wanted.  Im going to let you suck my dick.  Let me know when your free, and you can earn your title of being the best for real this time.