André Benjamin known as André 3000 in the mafia streets is walking the fine sidewalks in happiness to advertise his new and upcoming tailoring business. He then postes flyers on the local poles for mobsters to read. The flyers say...

OutKast Tailoring 

Looking for a sharp and very much keen suit? Well you've found the right tailor. I only charge 50K for ALL of my tailored suits.

If interested please contact me via mobmail with subject "BBT" for my assistance.

People then began to gather around as they are interested in the new and upcoming tailor business owned and operated by André 3000.

Takes a step forward.

Tell me more about your Tailoring business... How do i know you can make me a fine suit?

Andre then makes his way back to the streets and says.

I made a minor mistake on the flyers. The name of my business is not OutKast Tailoring but its "Benjamin Bixby Tailoring".

Andre then removes the old flyers off of the poles and replaces then with the correct naming. They read...

Benjamin Bixby Tailoring

Looking for a sharp and very much keen suit? Well you've found the right tailor. I only charge 50K for ALL of my tailored suits.

If interested please contact me via mobmail with subject "BBT" for my assistance.

André then replies to Hun.

How about I tailor you a free suit and if you like it,you just help spread the word about my business?

If you make me a suit I like, I will be sure to spread the word.

Okay Hun,give me a little time to get settled in and I will send you your suit.

Could I see an example of your tailoring skills? I want to see what my competition is like.

What kind of prices are we talking about?

OutKast Tailoring 

Looking for a sharp and very much keen suit? Well you've found the right tailor. I only charge 50K for ALL of my tailored suits.

If interested please contact me via mobmail with subject "BBT" for my assistance.

The flyer says $50,000.

I'm sorry, I don't have my glasses on...

Sounds reasonable enough. 

I am with Prophet, I would like to see some of your tailoring.

Being the infamously cheap bastard that I am, I'm always will to accept free suits. Keep that in mind good folks, I'm cheap, and I like free suits.

Hey bastard

I am looking for some cheap and good clothes

If you have then let me seee or just piss off

Mr_Skull. Kindly remember where you are please. Open disrespect for no reason is not something I like seeing. Especially when I see someone offering you his skills for a decent price.

Yes you are a Wise Guy to his Thug but that does not entitle you to talk to him like a piece of shit straight off the bat.

This is not the first piece of ignorance we have seen from this person, and i fully expect it not to be the last.

His peers have spoken out and have " guided him on his street prowess". 

Apparently.

Andre 3000 then returns back to the streets after a important emergency. He then says.

Here you all go,im sorry for the stop up. But below is some of my work.

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/scarfaiwi.jpg

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/tazbralml.jpg

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/boscovdv.jpg

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/subzerzpz.jpg

Also, I tailored the late GF Colin's suit. Take another look if not seen.

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/colinyry.jpg

How long have you been tailoring for?

I've been tailoring for a little bit over a year now. Is my work satisfying to you?

It is not my call but the customers, actually me and my partners are your biggest/only competition. So good luck!

Epic is my one and only partner. He has directed and showed me a few things about the tailoring business. So I guess we will be a close but competitive competition;)