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Bad Christmas carols, we've all heard them: 

Jingle bells, Batman smells...

Deck the halls with gasoline...

Grab yourself a hairy little mistress... 

Well, this year Chicago is celebrating your merriest brand of melodic madness! Indulge your Christmas spirit with some eggnog or peppermint schnapps and join us as we butcher all your Christmas favorites with a special MR flair! Write your own original carol or do a parody of a classic carol, but it must have something to do with MR, Chicago, or Citizens of Chicago!

To enter, simply submit your carol below as a reply to this thread. It's that easy! 

The author of the most creative carol submitted (as chosen by our own Godmother Sineya) will receive a Corrupt Agent and bragging rights for being the game's worst caroler -- which we highly encourage you to add to your profile page. 

Just Imagine: **[Your Name] voted worst caroler, Winterfest 2017**     It'll be GREAT! 

Winner will be announced by January 2, 2018 23:59:59 

Good Luck! 

Silent Night, Holy Night
Sacrifise another child
To your Aztec God, every night
Tasty infant, so tender and mild
Offer your nephew or niece
Offer your nephew or niece

Silent Night, Holy Night
Macuilxochitl is well out of sight
Just failed yet another Rogue shooting race
But mugged A_Dumb_Blonde, punched'r right in the face
Macuilxochitl, oh, immortal God
Macuilxochitl, oh, immortal God

Silent Night, Holy Night
Sacrifise another child
To your Aztec God, every night
Tasty infant, so tender and mild
Offer your nephew or niece
Offer your nephew or niece

Silent Night
Holy Night
Offer your nephew or niece

I won't write out all the verses and spare you all the HUGE post but..

12 DAYS OF HOLIDAYFEST

On the twelfth day of HolidayFest Sineya sent to me:
Twelve Tower Guardians^d
Eleven Felony Crimes
Ten Tubs-a-Hair-Gel^c
Nine Bodyguards
Eight Fully Frontal^b
Seven Corrupted Agents
Six Poker Tournies
Five Mo-ney Trains!^a
Four Durden Raids
Three Made Men
Two Petty Crimes
and an outline for an RP

a - OCs run by LuckyLucy(me) in Chicago City Chat are called this.

b- Reference to the crew "Full Frontal" run by Don MandyMammories here in Chicago

c - Reference to crew leader Don Capazzo (and his massive use of Hair Gel) of The Capazzo Crime Syndicate in Chicago 

d - Reference to Made Men in my crew The Ivory Tower - referred to in crew as Tower Guardians

THIS IS MY ENTRY 

To the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch":

You're a keen one, Mr. Squish. 

Creator of "Our Thing"

You keep our game a-running

You make our browsers sing

Mr. Squish

You're everybody's favorite mobster king!

But because I'm a filthy overacheiver (and I just couldn't pass up an opportunity for some good old fashioned shameless self-promotion), here are two more  jingles for your holiday enjoyment.

To the tune of "Away in a Manger":

RP in Chicago is simply the best

There's no where that's better, just check out our threads. 

The players who write them are striving for C.A.t.S

To make the game better and more than just stats. 

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To the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas":

There's an Ivory Tower in Chicago

Rising above the stats

Take a look at our threads and see

There's no better place to be

With RPers and clickers who kick ass

There's an Ivory tower in Chicago

In Lucy's loving hands

No matter what might come next

We'll never stop writing text

#thetowerstillstands

(a verse shoulg go here, but I'm lazy. MOVING ON) 

There's an Ivory Tower in Chicago

Buildling Community

So come join us if you think

Your mission and ours might sync

To build a game that values dignity

There's an Ivory tower in Chicago

In Lucy's loving hands

No matter what might might next 

We'll never stop writing text

#thetowerstillstands