It was a typical Sunday night and I was cruising down the street with my nicely purchased car with two honeys in the car with me. One is a blonde that I met at the bar and in the back is her friend she's a Brunette. She unbuckles her seat belt and begins to move closer to me. I laugh as she kisses on my cheek. "You're crazy haha not know you might cause me to crash." She pouts and moves back into her seat. To have some fun I slam down on the accelerator and we speed down the empty highway. It's 2am in the morning nobody is around but a few homeless that are begging for there next meal. As we fly down the highway the blonde lowers the sun roof and she sticks her head out. She is screaming and wailing her hands in the air like a maniac. She is lucky she is hot enough for me to take in all of her bullshit. Her friend becomes concerned and says "Please get down, don't hurt yourself". She doesn't listen till a bump throws her back down and she quickly puts on her seatbelt. I might of hit that turn a little fast to get her crazy ass back in the car. But she is too stupid too realize that at the moment. Also a few shots in her makes her a lot less perspective than her normal state. 

We pull up to the hotel and we all get out. i lock the car and put my hands around both of them and walk through the sliding doors of the hotel. I go up to the counter and tell them I need a room with one bed. The guy beheind the counter laughs and gives me the keys to the room. We take the elevator so dipsy over her does not break her neck falling down the stairs. We make it toot he third floor and walk down the hallway. We find our room and I open the door. I throw the keys down on the counter near the door and I throw myself on the bed. I kick off my black shoes and the socks under them. The blonde jumps in the bed nest to me and the friend sits in a chair in the side of the room. She is definitely the shy one in the group. But sometimes those are the best. I tell the blonde to give me the bag of mushrooms in my bag. She happily gets them and comes back to the bed. 

"I never tried these before" she says as she opens the bag. I take them quickly from her hand and tell her, "Just take one I don't want you to go off the walls now". She smiles and reaches in the bag taking one magic mushroom. I take a handful and begin to eat them. I then see some weird shit all around the room. Cap is staring at me and he is sitting in a cloud. He begins to laugh and then he turns into some sort of alien creature and then I go into a UFO. They are trying to anal probe me and I start to scream. Then the whole background changes and I am at a funeral and on the grave it says "Frankie Ferrantino". Nobody is there to see it except for a bag of cocaine. I then begin to fly around in the sky and then see a flying caterpillar smoking a joint to my right. He begins to speak "Are you okay? You're not looking to hot right now." I wake up and I am sweating a lot. The blonde is on a trip as well and is staring at a wall in the middle of the room. She strokes the wall with a passion. "Wonder what she is seeing." I lay back and then see the shy one come up to me. She took of her glasses and her hair is flowing. She begins to talk to me. "I always liked you but she was always in the way and I look at the blonde then at her. A smile is implanted on my face. "Whata re you going to do about it?" She smiles and then the whole room goes black. I can only hear what's going on and I cannot talk. But I am happy what's happening and then I see the caterpillar smoking a joint from before. He's in the bed next to me and he offers me a hit. I take a hit and then passes it back. I begin to cough and tell him "That's some strong shit". He laughs and then poof he disappears into the air as if he was never here. I shake my head and then I come back to reality. The blonde is passed out and then the shy brunette smiles and moves to the side of bed with me. 

I pass out and then wake up the next morning. WTF