I sit down at the bar and smoke my cigar. I put the remnants of the cigar in the ashtray to the right of me. Then in the corner of my eye I see a blonde woman that I want to get to know on a personal level. I move over to her and say "How are you doing? You want a drink?" I snap towards the bartender and he gets the woman a wine. I then continue to strike up a conversation. "So what is a fine piece of work like yourself doing in a crazy place like this." As she begins to talk I completely zone out and fantasy about her on a ranch with me. She is wearing a short rise t shirt and short shorts. She is riding a bull and I am cheering her on. I shake myself out of the fantasy and then she finishes her talk. I have no clue what she said, so I nod and say "That's crazy". Apparently it had something to do with it and she continues to talk. I look at her two sets of............. liquor shots and then back at her. Holy shit she can talk a lot. 

I cut her off and say "You wanna get outta here?" She nods yes and she follows me to the car. She gets in and then begins to get super frisky and grabbing onto my jeans. So yeah she is definitely down in that sense. I make my way to the Pinky Motel and find a open spot in the parking lot. We get a key from the front desk and move into the room. She then begins to put up a front and is on about "I don't want to do this I have a boyfriend." I then say cmon he never needs to know. She gets up and goes in the bathroom. She comes out in a set of black lingerie and she pushes me down on the bed.

The next morning I get up and hear the phone ringing and it's Tyler Durden. In a angry tone he asks who is this? I don't answer and then quickly begin to dress. I guess I did the dirty business with a durden never thought it would happen. I put my socks and then shoes on. i look over to my right and see that she is still passed out. I tip toe my way out of the room and down the stairs to the car, I get out of there as fast as I could.