Pimp Gerald is busy with his usual morning routine. Driving around in his caddy, checking the street corners, counting piles and piles of money, and most importantly... Constantly checking the mirror to make sure he is looking fashionable and fabulous. It is VERY important to Pimp Gerald that he looks his best at all times. 

After a few hours of his pimping dutys, he begins to realise just how tired he has become. It takes a lot of energy to maintain a respectable Pimp swagger, his feet are sore. His hand tender and his arm aches from the amount of Pimp slapping he has had to dish out, his shoulders deeply ache from baring the load of his heavy Pimp coat loaded with sooo much cash. 

Gerald takes a little Pimp break in his car and thinks about his morning. He has all this money, all these bitches, all this style and yet no time or energy to enjoy it. Gerald realises there is a solution to his problem. Being the genius that he is a smug grin appears across his face, he knows what he should do! 

Gerald steps out of his car and closes the door, he walks into a busy area well known for mob activity. Gerald knew he would find the right kinda respectable criminal around this area. Approaching a news paper stand he climbs onto the table and taps it several times with his cane. 

AHEM! I am the genius and famous Pimp Gerald, I am here because I have a job opening! 

I am looking for an assistant Pimp! This is a pad position, you will be trained in the fine trade of pimping, hitting bitches, counting cash and most importantly.... I will teach you about fashion! 

If you want to have a chance at become as rich, famous, stylish, and handsome as me, then step forward! 

I will answer your questions right here and now, if I decide you got what it takes to be a #PAP I will meet you privately to talk more. 

Gerald steps down from the paper stand table and swags his way over to his car where he sits on the bonnet awaiting people to approach him

#PAP - Pimps assistant pimp