Swaglerie was on her day off from work, and she was fiending for something, something with swag. She got into her hoopty, and rode into town with her windows rolled down, bumping some of that smooth jazz that her boy the Rev Man was playing on his radio station.

She parked the hoopty and rolled up her windows. She took her fedora off of the passengers seat, and placed it on her head. She touched up her makeup in the mirror, and stepped outside. She was wearing big high-top sneaks with big ass heels hammered into them, all custom, swag. Swaglerie leaned into the car to grab her infamous swagbag, radiant and iced the fuck out. She shut the hoopty’s door and strolled up to a shop that specialized in chains and rings, all mad swag.

She walked inside and looked into the jewelry cases. It didn’t take her long to find a set of eight rings for her fingers. Each ring had a letter in pave diamonds on the front. The set she picked out said: SWAG MAMA. She immediately purchased them, along with a big cane with a snow globe as a handle. She put the rings on, straightened her fedora, and went outside twirling her cane in the air.

As she stepped onto the sidewalk, she stepped into some gum. Swaglerie got mad pissed. She was ready to throw down, and she started looking to go deck some motherfuckers and imprint some foreheads with her swag hands, but there weren’t no motherfuckers around for Swaglerie to fuck up. She looked up and down the street, but there were just some kids playing with a rusty can. The can caught her eye, but she didn’t know why.

However, Swaglerie remembered that she’d gotta get home, as she’d got mad friends coming over with sweet ass wine and that sticky reefer. She jumped right into her hoopty, throwing her cane into the back seat before speeding off to her crib.

To be continued...

What a great chapter in the life of Swaglerie. I hope to to hear the next chapter very soon. So many questions however. Does she always wear a fedora? Is the rusty can foreshadowing what's to come? Did she ever get that gum off her shoe? Who the hell am I talking to?