Vinnie Capazzo puts a chair in the middle of the street and lights a cigar as he waits.

Macuilxochitl wonders why the guy didn't do his hair before lighting a cigar

He gels his hair as he smokes his cigar....and waits.

The Aztec God is impressed by the man'' multitasking skills

Vinnie Capazzo begins to do a backflip, followed by drink a sip of beer, then does 3 carthweels, ties his shoes and performs heart surgery on a pigeon. He then gels his hair and looks at the man.

"How bow dah?"

I was pretty impressed by you doing your hair and smoking at the same time. But this.. this looks supernatural..

Macuilxochitl looks at the pigeon flying away happily 

I know how it feels to be supernatural..

Capazzo turns around and pees in a cup privately, he then drinks it and turns around holding up the empty cup.

"THIS is the secret my friend."

Impressive..

Macuilxochitl stretches his hand to get VCapazzo to offer him his cup

After receiving it, he refills it and gives it back

Any man can drink his own. Empty this and I will find a space for you

Capazzo shakes his head.

"No. I only drink my own piss."

He then outs the cigar on his forehead as he begins to eat a live chicken.

Aislin walks up to the group just as VCapazzo begins to eat a live chicken. She sits on a crate and lights up a cigar. Oh this should be highly entertaining. She crosses her legs and looks back and forth between between the people present. 

A man dressed in an allblack suit walks by. As he approaches you smell some kind of cannabis. Standing on a few feet from Capazzo he rolls a blunt, lights it and starts mumbling to himself.

"Ah man, I thought I travelled to the land of opportunities. I haven't been around for a day and I've allready seen a man drinking his own piss from a cup. And to make matters worse, appearently it's normal here because some other dude pisses in the same cup right after."

The man shakes his head and takes a big inhale from his blunt, shiffering at the sight of the piss-cup.

Capazzo waves to the nice lady. He then pulls out a crate of his own, he jumps atop of his and begins to twerk like no one has every fuckin twerked in their life. He twerks so hard his pants rip. Then finally he stops for a rest, he pulls out another cigar and puffs away. A few moments later he's tire of the damn cigar and outs it on his tongue.

He then gets up and runs head first into a wall, the blood gushes from his forehead, he quickly pulls out the worlds biggest bowl of fries, he mixes his blood with the fries as he puts a napkin on his shirt. 

He then begins to chow down.

Klaas_Bruinsma's jaw droppes at the sight of Capazzo and he walks towards him to make sure Capazzo is a real human being.

"Euhm, Capazzo, are you allright? Do you need some sort of medical, or psychological, help?

Klaas_Bruinsma doesn't want to, but he can't help it to peek in the bowl of fries that's filled with blood.

"I don't think i'll ever be able to eat fries with ketchup again"

Capazzo looks at the man and intently listens. The man makes some good points and even goes as far as to say he will now have a distaste for fries and ketchup. After the man is done, Capazzo politely stands in the middle of the street. He begins to run headfirst into a car. He does it repeatedly about 12 times. After he is done, he goes to a nearby store.

"Hello there good man, I would like to purchase a mop."

The store clerk quickly gives him a mop and tells him there is no charge. He wants Capazzo out as quickly as possible because his blood is causing a mess in the mans store.

"Thank you"

Capazzo said, he goes outside to the pool of blood and begins to mop it. After moments of trying Capazzo finally stops and begins to do three pushups. He stops after the three pushups and then eats a huge can of beans. Once he's done with the beans he eats the can. At first it's really rough going down his throat, but eventually he's able to swallow the whole thing.

He then lays in the middle of the street thinking about how good his life is, he lights up a cigar and smokes it through his nose as he smiles.

CapazZo begins to eat and drink massive amounts of shit and piss. He can't take it anymore as he begins to choke on his own shit. He struggles, then stops moving.