It is a well known and important fact that everything is run by one entity in this world. That is aliens. You may think that the admin are out to get you, and odds are you're most likely correct. What does this mean for you? It means that you should don your tinfoil hat and spread the word!

THE ADMIN ARE WATCHING! But! Not the admin of which you call admin that are not really admin because the admin are really robots controlled by maniacs from outer space controlled by monkey zombies with wings and fangs and bad breath!

YES THAT S WHAT I JUST SAID! THE ADMIN ARE ALIENS! AND THEY ARE COMING TO GET YOU!

*dons his tinfoil hat and barrackades himself in his bunker*

Heard that before - lame.

NO YOU ARE LAME! AND A PUPPET! AND YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY THE ALIENS OF ADMINS AND THE LIKES OF THAT WHICH I CANNOT EVEN SPEAK OF BECAUSE YOU CANNOT FATHOM ITS IMPORTANCE AND DISTURBINGNESS AND STUFF!

P.S.

For anyone who didn't realize it...this was what we like to call "satire"

Actually we call that "bombing horribly" but your way makes it sound better so we'll go with that. :P

Someone has lost their marbles, yes they have.

Yeah, sounds about right.

Does the Meet the Parents eye watch symbol.

rofl

Why do you think my game name is PoisonousJelly?

I IZ FROM OUTER SPACE, YO!


Or something along those lines.