Dr Doom has found himself in a straight jacket, currently occupying a padded cell at the local asylum. Apparently his latest evil scheme of monstrous killer chicken gave the local authority's the idea that he may be more crazy than genius....and more of a danger to himself than to anyone else. but still, this is nothing new to Dr Doom. He is used to being underestimated and used to escaping sticky situations. Ever since a young age Dr Doom has been a resourceful and cunning individual.

spending several hours pondering how he is going to escape his current incarceration he devises a dastardly and genius plan to escape. Knowing what the first step is he makes his way to the padded cell door and begins to shout to the guard.

"Guard! Guard! i need to pass some concentrated evil!

Dr Doom needs a poo guard!"

Surely enough as planned a guard makes his way over to the door and sighs as he pulls out a key from his pocket, Opening the door he takes a hold of a strap on Dr Doom's straight jacket and tells him he will take him to the toilet, but the jacket stays on and nobody is wiping his ass for him. The guard leads Dr Doom into the asylum toilets and pushes a toilet door open then nods his head to Dr Doom to enter. 

Doom makes his way in and then stares at the guard for a minute,

 "well are you going to pull my frigging trousers down or did you bring me all the way to the toilet just to crap in my pants!?" 

The guard looks at him very angrily and then says OK, the guard leans forward and undoes Dr Dooms belt and begins to slip down his trousers, and then his pants. Dr Doom looks over his shoulder at the toilet and asks the guard to put the toilet seat down for him. as the guard leans forward over the toilet to put down the seat Dr Doom jumps into the air and raises is legs, falling down hard into a seated position on the guards back trapping his head in the toilet bowl! Dr Doom wriggles around a little forcing the guards head deeper into the bowl now submerging his face in the toilet water. Dr Doom lets out a loud fart by accident as the guard gurgles in the toilet. Giggling to himself he says,

"Oh pardon me that was rude"

a few minutes pass and the guards body goes limp, getting up to his feet Dr Doom turns around and using his teeth pulls a small knife from the guards belt. after a short frustrating struggle Dr Doom was able to cut enough of the straps on his jacket to wriggle it loose and slip out. Phase one of the plan completed!

now for phase two, Dr Doom switches cloths with the guard and makes his way out of the toilet. walking down the asylum corridor he passes a cleaning lady, he pulls his newly acquired  gun on her and makes her step into a near by closet, Placing her in cuffs and gagging her he apologies and tells her she wasn't part of his plan but this moment would make his escape story sound even cooler when telling other people after he has escaped. 

locking the closet door behind him as he leaves he notices several chemicals on the cleaning lady's trolley, thinking quickly he grabs several chemicals and mixes them together, pocketing the bottle of mixed substances he continues down the corridor.

at the end of the corridor is a door that requires a combination, one that Dr Doom did not know. Scratching his head for a moment he clicks his fingers and makes his way back to the closet with the cuffed and gagged cleaning lady, slipping down her gag he asks her for the code, she shakes her head and does not wish to tell him. Dr Doom reminds her that he has a gun and is "criminally insane" and she volunteers the code. putting her gag back on Dr Doom removes her cuffs and beats her over the head with his pistol knocking her out, he then lays bottles of chemicals around her and then exits and locks the closet once again and returns to the combination door. entering the code he passes through the doorway only to be met face to face with another guard, The guard nods at him and says hello. Dr Doom awkwardly nods  back and then shouts 

"You'll never take me alive!"

Looking very confused the other guard slowly raises an eyebrow and asks him what he is talking about, Dr Doom reaches into his pocket and pulls out the bottle of mixed chemicals, unscrewing the lid and without saying any more he dumps the liquid over the other guards head and face, The guard begins to squeal instantly as his skin begins to melt and drip down his chin, smoke begins to rise from his head as the crude acid destroys his face. Dr Doom knowing the sound the guard is making will draw unwanted attention quickly moves through the section of the building finding himself at reception. He points to the receptionist and shouts

"You need to get down! the cleaning lady has gone mad shes attacking people with chemicals!"

The receptionist dives under the table and reaches for a phone on the desk to call the police as Dr Doom makes his way out of the front door, now back out on the street Dr Doom disappears off down a dark ally as police cars in the distance begin to close in on the asylum. 

the night passes and in the morning Dr Doom manages to get a hold of a news paper, Laughing hysterically as he reads the head line and first article 

Cleaning Lady Killer At the Asylum.

Last night at 17:30 the authorities were called to New York asylum on reports of murder and terrorism, a 62 year old Hispanic cleaning lady appears to be the culprit behind two heinous acts of murder. using a mixture of house hold cleaning items the lady is accused of murder by acid, and suspected murder by incapacitating  and drowning, one patient is also missing presumed dead. The lady will face charges in in the next few days.