So we are on the eve of launching a new city.  The problem is that I cant decide if East, Central, or West should be the first to get it.

So, lets leave it up to the users.

I ask that this be a personal decision, not one based on your crews wishes, but you as a player.

To submit your entry, please post one (and only one) of the following:

1) An appropriate meme justifying that coast, generated by https://imgur.com/memegen

2) A limerick stating why your particular coast is the best coast, spoken through https://vocaroo.com/

3) A 15 second minimum jingle complete with background music on why the other two coasts suck, done on https://vocaroo.com/

4) Pizza sent to my house via strippergram.

PS. #4 should be female

PPS. #4 should be human

PPS. #4 should not be 90 years old

PPPS. I don't actually trust you, so, no #4

To avoid having to keep removing invalid submissions, please only submit a valid submission.  (Meaning one of the 3 above)

Until there is a clear individual winner or overwhelming support for a either east/west or central.