Hello ladies and gents! And welcome to Mob News!!!! Lets get started.

Well in this paper. This paper is going to Monday-Monday. Other’s will be Saturday - Saturday morning. (A week of each other EX: 24^th - 31^st.) So you got that!? Good.

August 23^rd: New kid on LA streets.

On August 23^rd a new CL was appointed by Magua that CharlieCroker will be the new face of LA. When Magua list the possibility that CharlieCroker can be a CL. It was certain to me; that he was. Charlie begin to say that his new crew will be called: La Famiglia Della Liberazione. Then he began saying that he and is family are going to try anything that they can to get LA back to it was. Which has been a while. If I’m not mistaken; it was when Premier was GF in La.

But anyways, it’s a new face in LA. And I hope Charlie the best of luck!

August 25^th: Oh-NO!

On Aug 25^th, Roman came out of to streets in a big temper. He started to begin: That here was some sort of underground group that were trying to take down all CL (I believe so… ) All this commotion started in the gathering place for all mobsters. It started by a plan then someone told this person and someone told this person and so on and so on until Roman found out about it. Him, The Dean and Cruel all agreed that whatever was going on. Won’t take any “bull shit” from it. (Using that word because I don’t know what other word I can use.)

Supposed that the RHM of the late Invisible_kid_ had to go because he was in the underground group. But then Invisible_kid_ died. Reason? Here is the words that Roman said the reason for his death: Sadly, Invisible_kid_ also had to go, after all he had a RHM working against us and despite sparing him in the war he never offered me tribute or any kind of correspondence whatsoever. I can't have lazy leaders with bad choices for RHs.

So for that. Invisible_kid_ and his RHM is dead. While other’s go to another life in another family…

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Interview with Joey.

Interviewed by ColdBloddedMafiso

ColdBloodedMafioso: Good Evening Mr. Cesari, I would like to thank you for being our first interview, and I would like to say what an honor it is to be here with you. Well I know your a real busy man so lets get this thing going.

Mr. Cesari What’s own your mind about the recent events that have been going own around this thing of ours and how do you fell about them?


Joey_Cesari: First off I would like to address the recent wars we have had over the past few weeks, which I know we have had quite a few. I know that everyone has their own opinions about the reasoning behind the wars and not everyone will agree with what is said about them. As for my thoughts on them, I never like to see people get killed but I do know that it is necessary at certain times. I do not know every reason behind all the wars, but I do know that some people said some things or made some deals that didn’t go through well. As a current Crew Leader I can say that some situations can become very hairy very quickly and that if you don’t know how to handle them war is inevitable. I do know that New York’s involvement in the wars has only been because it was for the good of our great city and our members. For those out there that think we are just blood thirsty killers you are sorely mistaken, as we try every diplomatic solution before we even consider war. After all we are here to run a business not murder everyone that crosses our path. I know that there is much more information about these wars but I will not repeat it all as it has already been spoken in the streets by the Godfathers that are currently roaming our streets and I do not wish to start up another bitching session as I feel we all deserve a break from that.


ColdBloodedMafioso: Very insightfull Mr. Cesari thank you for commenting on that. Next question
How do you feel about the world around us at the moment and those leading it ?

Joey_Cesari: how I feel about the world around us at this moment. I feel that we have some very good leaders in place that are capable of rebuilding our cities back to how they should be, filled with Mafioso’s and booming businesses.

ColdBloodedMafioso: Very agreeable for the most, On to the next question. What would you like to see change in this world of ours?

Joey_Cesari: What I would like to see changed really would just be for some of the Crew Leaders around to take more responsibility for their crew members actions. I will not name any names at this point and time, but I have noticed several Mafioso’s that run their mouths to people that highly out rank them or about things that they really have no real clue what is really going on.

ColdBloodedMafioso: Agreed respect is very important in our line of work and people should know where they stand. The last question Mr. Cesari, What are your expectations for the Mafioso's alive at this time and even the new additions.

Joey_Cesari: As for my expectations and a tip for Mafioso’s alive at this time and even new ones that are popping up every day. Learn the code of Omerta and learn the real aspect of loyalty, but not only learn them, follow them with every fiber of your body. Also work hard for you Crew Leader and family, because without them you are nothing. That goes not only to just a normal Mafioso but to Crew Leaders also. Always remember without strong loyal people behind you, you are nothing and will be wiped from the face of the earth without thought and that could even be by your own family. I advise all new Mafioso’s especially to take these words to heart.

ColdBloodedMafioso: Very good advise ok I think I have all that I need, Thank you so much for your time, I'll see my self out, thank you again.

Yes, I know the paper wasn’t that good. And it didn't live in it's hype. But it’s the first issue. It has to get better!!!!

Advertisement: I’ll take ads for free. All of them! Every paper for free. But I’m only going to show the first 5 that show up.

Thanks too!: Marrieta, Kates. For starting the papers a long time ago. ColdBloodedMafioso and Joey_Cesari for the interview. And that is all.

Notice: Anything that I did or offended you. My family has no part of! If you want to say something. Say to me. Thank you.

Sponcer: You want to get the Mob News early in your mail? Well for 5K a week you can! Excepted early Saturday or Monday. Besides of waiting about 10 more hours to read it. Thank you.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

Sorry people I forgot to double space the interview and the sentence begining with the word yes. Please be alarmed of that.

Hi, my name is Max-Hun and i was wondering if you will advertise my new suit business in your next paper? It was a pleasure reading the paper but you always need to know exactly what happened not (I believe so...). Looking forward to seeing the next paper.

Tips his hat towards Sweeney

Its my hope that next weeks issue contains more substance. But none the less, a decent start to the eight cities newest paper.

A vast improvement over the Gwarble Barble. Thank you for your fine work.

I wouldnt say an improvment as such, maybe an ok-ish starting point. Im trying my hardest to be absolutley postive towards it, at the risk of a huge back lash i will just say that the format in my oppinion could have been a little more thought out. I thought at times it was a little to much to look at, but i suppose as first try's go its a start.

S.P. lies down and rolls off down the street, waiting for the barrarge of stones to be thrown his way.

My ancestors always loved the original Mob News (or Mom News, depending on the day of the week), and this version is equally as entertaining.

Keep up the fine work, Sweeney.

Rex steps onto the sidewalk and takes a paper.

Glad to see another paper grace these streets. Always a fun read and gives you any information you might have missed while busy doing "business". But I can't wait to see some more issues. The paper business is always a good one. Lets hope you can keep it going unlike your ancestors.

Rex winks at Sweeney and chuckles. Then he steps off the curb and walks on down the street reading the paper and whistling a tune.

Nice mob new is back . THis is a nice start. IT had a good interview and really hoping to see many more in the future. Keep the good work up and ill be reading mob new everytime a new article comes out.

ePiC steps out from no where.

"I agree with all, this is a good newspaper although I think I got a little blind when I am at the interview section, or is it just me that got a problem reading it or I thinnk I need to let my optometrist check my eyes again and buy another pair of eyeglasses, anyway in regards to it, this is a very good news papper hope to read more on the next issue."

ePiC goes with the crowd and disappear in the mist.

Hey dont get yourself too down on this paper, I thought it was a great start to everything even though its only the first issue. Im looking forward to reading more papers . It is a great insight to our world and whats going on so thanks.

Well impressed.

Anti walks down the streets of New york and notices a young man yelling ''News paper'' ''Get your Paper and read all about it, only 30 cents.'' I grab the mob news and hand the man 30 cents while still walking down the street. I find the nearest bench to sit down and read things over.

Good job Mr Sweeney, I like what I have read and would love to see more of this next week. I would like to see more of our past and future in the news if possible. If your buisness is looking for more reporters or editors I would like to join and do my best to help out.

AntiSmurf folds up his news paper, Lights up a cigar and heads to the nearest bar.

Wow, is this dude trying again?

Louie_Bruno steps forth and incites the crowd to cheer...

"HIP. HIP. HOORAY!"

"HIP, HIP, HOORAY!"

"HIP, HIP, HOORAY!"

"We are grateful, sir, for your valuable time and considerable effort in assembling this wonderful extension of our right to Freedom Of Speech! Everyone knows that prosperous people are an informed people. Keep up your fine work, Mr. Sweeney and we all know you will hone your work in the coming editions. I would also like to thank Don Joey_Cesari for his insight and valuable time in regards to enlightening the members of this thing of ours. They are words we should all take to heart.  

Kudos to everyone involved!"

Louie is high-fived by many of the gang as he makes his way out of the room...

Dear Editor,

I really enjoyed the return of MOB NEWS. With all the requests you have been getting i am completely sure that you will take this paper and fly high with it. Im looking forward to the next issue.

                  SINGER_ROURKE

Despite the emergence of a rival paper, Mob News is still the leader in all things news on the streets.

You may want to consider publishing a mid-week version to crush your competition, Sweeney.

I'd certainly be willing to increase my investment if that were to happen.

Salut to you and the success of your new newspaper, Sweeney. I look forward to the next one. Worth every penny

:After buying a copy from a paperboy on the corner--overtipping profusely, of course--  Sly leans against a brick wall, reading.  When finished, he approaches the young paperboy, who cowers as he nears:

"I mentioned to several others a few days ago that I used to be an editor.  I'd like to supplement Rockness's financial support by offering contribute through the form of editorial support. Here's my card.  Tell your employer that, if he's interested, I'd be happy to help him get this paper off the ground."

:Sly stuffs another hundred dollar bill into the kid's hand, who stares, in disbelief, as Sly walks slowly on his way: