I think I may have been reallllly baked last night. All I remember is laying in bed for like 2 hours tryin to figure out how the fuck digital cameras work. Like old school ones are explainable... the light gets exposed to the film and it traps whatever it is in view, on the picture...But how the fuck we gonna point a little thing go CLICK and have it be saved for forever with no explainable process?? I just don't get it. Are we wizards?

Yes. In this day and age we are in fact wizards. 

Hahaha I love this.. " laying in bed for like 2 hours trying to figure out......" I have been that on many occasion. Although usually I go deep into space and wonder what is beyond the universe. It just goes on and on and on then booom.... mind is frazzled. 

The quantuum eraser double slit delayed experiment which violates both locality and causality.

sometimes I think about things we say that no longer apply.  Like "Roll up the window" in the car used to mean you had to roll it up with a crank.  "Hang up the phone" used to be physically hanging the phone back on the hook attached to the wall.  Someday, kids arent going to remember/have seen the things that these saying are made after. 

Chickens

How damn good everything tastes.

OMG, have you guys had ranch when you're stoned? It's amazing. 

nothing made me "hmm" so far.

When the sun goes behind the clouds, like... what does it do?

Bet the sun got a big ass dick...