As you pass a small open building in a dark corner of the street, you can't help but smell something odd. Herbs? Insense? Marijuana? Hell, you just can't make it out, but it draws you in and you immediately see a table with a sign that reads, FREE TAKE ONE, so you do.. You sit in the dark room, tilt the page toward what little light you can find and begin to read it. As you are looking at the page a woman dressed in a long flowing gown comes to you and says. "That is the weekly horoscope I put out. If it bares true to you as I know it will then come back to me for a private reading." She hands you her card and begins to walk away, but you see that the charge for the private reading is $100,000., and chuckle at the price. She stops, turns back to you and whispers quietly. "Seek more about me in the streets before you chuckle. I only read for men of a special profession in this 'thing of ours'. You will see that my readings are fairly priced for the special insight you will get from me. Go to the old lady down the street and pay five dollars for a reading if all you are looking for is insight into something as silly as your love life." She motions for you to leave so you take the page with you and walk away thinking about her words. Can she tell you if VinnieTheChin is plotting to take your town? What about a snitch in your organization?? Now 100k seems like nothing.

WEEKLY HOROSCOPE SEPT 2-8, 2010

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Throw yourself into your profession. This is not a good time to neglect it, dues are coming up that you are not quite prepared to pay. Something is weighing on your mind and you need to do more research before you make your final decision. You may find that purchases or entertainment could be expensive. Only go on jobs with the ones you trust the most.
Your lucky day this week will be Tuesday.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Although it does look promising, be careful not to overextend yourself or you will lose in the long run. Talk to your most trusted associate about your intentions. He or she has insight that will make a few worries go away, literally. You'll be pleased with the results if you take the time to redecorate your headquarters. Don't trust the snitch on Friday.
Your lucky day this week will be Monday.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This will not be the day to start new business ventures or make drastic changes in your career. Be firm when dealing with matters pertaining to your organization. An older member of your family may have left you with a pressing situation. Opportunities will unfold; however, you must be willing to pay the price.
Your lucky day this week will be Wednesday.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Speak to the associates that you often ignore. Go over your finances and figure out a solid budget. You may find it difficult to communicate with someone within your organization. Try to address the real issues in order to turn things around, but approach them in a more delicate manner than your usual ways. Your success depends on this.
Your lucky day this week will be Saturday. Stay in bed on Sunday.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You have been stagnating for some time now and you need a change of pace. Try not to be too aggressive or judgmental when talking to your family members. Sudden changes in the way business is done will affect family members more than you anticipated. Overindulgence may cause conflicts. You’ve been patient, just a while longer and all will come to you.
Your lucky day this week will be Saturday.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You will find your vitality is lowered. This will not be the best week to make changes in your crew. Praise will be yours if you have been pursuing your goals. Achieve your goals quietly and more will notice than if you had screamed them in the streets. Monday is the day to whack that annoying “gnat”.
Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You may be somewhat emotional concerning a rather private matter. Stay out of the streets this week. You will meet new business partners and one will not have your best interests in mind.. Be careful not to divulge secret information this week.
Your lucky day this week will be Wednesday.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Money can be made if you are willing to take a chance. Empty promises are evident; therefore, get it in writing, to be safe. Trips will be more than adventurous. Pockets seem to have money waiting for you this week. Stash it back, you’ll need it soon.
Your lucky day this week will be Tuesday.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Don't forget that your budget is limited right now. Get involved in groups and organizations that are of a distinguished nature. Your input into their activities will help bring you closer together. Unreliable people will be negative about your ideas. Ignore them- they won’t be around later anyways.
Your lucky day this week will be Saturday.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Overindulgence will mean poor health. You have to believe in yourself and your talents. Be careful if a friend asks you for advice. Someone important may be watching you from afar. Don’t screw it up!
Your lucky day this week will be Saturday.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Your ability to do detailed work will dazzle those who are less creative. Opportunities to travel will be favorable in terms of moneymaking connections. Try not to hesitate; act on your initial instincts. Things will be emotional with your mate. Go ahead a buy a few things for her now, you’ll need them.
Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Moves or the possibility of having someone different working with you may be difficult at first. Payoff all your debts before you go out and celebrate. The stamina you possess will be apparent in your approach to your duties. Toward the end of the weekend, your enemy pulls you close.
Your lucky day this week will be Friday.