The Fucking News: Issue 3

SPECIAL ROGUE EDITION!

by MrWagner
 

Introduction

Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later!  One of our embedded reporters became part of the actual fucking news!!  

Down to business

We must gather together to mourn Wagner, a fearless and devoted reporter.  Wagner was noted spending a lot of time in bars following the loss of his interviewee, KateLogan.  This may, or may not, have led to his untimely demise.

There will now follow a number of articles linked to tonight's events.

RIP Merle

Philly RHM, Merle, met his death at the business end of a pistol pointed right at him.  Our sources suggest that New York was where this hit took place.

Merle was shot dead at 18.53.  He was an inducted member Rick's Philly based family.  Soon after his death, this telegram was circulated:

From: Cherry
Sent: Jan 26,  18:57
Subject: Witness Statement Request

***Mass Mail to crew members of Cherry***
***Mass Mail to all Upper Structures***
Hi Everyone,

I am looking for the WS of Merle. I don't believe this was an authed shot. Any help would be appreciated. Please remember to check your CA's.

 

Thanks

Cherry

Analysis

We can only speculate as to why Merle was shot and by whom.  We received a tip-off, but more on that later.  Could it be that Merle was targeted because he was part of Philly, and Philly were recently involved in an attack on LA?

We at The Fucking News aren't sure, but will be sure to keep you up-to-date.

Calpain's Treachery!

Wagner made approaches to several people in different crews, looking to develop further the information that had come his way concerning potential attacks being made on Cherry's crew.  Calpain was one of these people.  Calpain, unlike others in Cherry's crew, did not immediately dismiss Wagner's approaches for information.  Wagner made it clear that he was working closely with underground shooters at this point. Calpain wasn't phased.

The Fucking News will release some samples of telegram exchanges that took place, revealing that Calpain was working against Cherry.  Wagner is dead, in part because of Calpain.  Calpain wanted to get rid of a problem.  Calpain should have understood that Wagner had friends everywhere and was well aware that Calpain had divulged Wagner's plan, and bloodline, to no-less a personality than Frankie-Messina, among others.

So, for this reason, The Fucking News can no longer consider Calpain a source and no longer affords the anonymity afforded to many others who have helped Wagner and others out.

Some of the telegrams...

To: Wagner
From: Calpain
Sent: Jan 25,  12:32
Subject:

I guess you will :/ Shame, if you have a reliable plan in the future. I will take part, but as of now, the plan isnt good enough for me to be part of.

 

To: Wagner
From: Calpain
Sent: Jan 25,  11:57
Subject:

If your plan is solid, I will sacrafice some members that I like. But Im not willing to these people die for no reason. There needs to be an outcome. Half this crew is weak and of no impact to overall crew strength, so killing them will only hurt me not Cherry.

To: Wagner
From: Calpain
Sent: Jan 24,  21:25
Subject:

I did. I still dont know if you were disguising your true intentions by getting into the belly of the beast. Bold move interviewing a person who plan to kill.

 

Calpain named a friend in Cherry's crew that he didn't want killed in a forthcoming attach.  We will not divulge the name of this person for fear of reprisals.

Finally, for now, we include the final telegram sent to Wagner:

To: Wagner
From: Calpain
Sent: Jan 26,  21:20
Subject:

Just a heads up. My crew is hunting you down. I dunno why. You and Peterstringfellow.

 

Jan 26, 20.44:06 You [Wagner] wacked MidpoinT back

This was the shocking moment that a Goomba managed to evade and return fire on a Don, a CL no less.

What is even more shocking is that, despite being under some form of official protection after the attempt on his life, Wagner was nonetheless gunned down by unknown assassins.

It is believed that City Hall is looking into this anomaly as we speak

PeterStringfellow - New HQ and CL

PeterStringfellow has opened a new HQ in Manhattan.  We have reached out to him for an interview, and look forward to discussing the future with him when time allows.

Concluding Editorial

So many interesting things in this edition!  How did Wagner die?  Why did Calpain betray his boss, Cherry, and Wagner?  Why did Merle die?  What will PeterStringfellow do?  Just how much better is The Fucking News than The Mob Truffle?

days like today remind me, that everyone needs a Dom in their life. if you would like i may offer my services.

Bebe looks up from the paper she was reading to see a man in a sharp, black tux walking up to the newspaper stand. He picked up a copy of the paper she was reading and then set it back down. She vaguely heard him say that days like today reminded him that everyone needs a Dom in their life and that he could offer his services.

"Maybe you could put an ad in the paper," she told him. "I and many other people could probably make good use of a Dom. Or I guess be used well by the Dom? So.. Could be the way to go!"

ChristianGrey turns to Bebe and hands her a copy of this news paper edition, inside it he has enclosed a business card.

it reads:

The Top Hat

New York

She nods and says, “Well thank you for pointing that out. I must have missed it!”