Hello and welcome to the second edition to Mob News! Yes, I know this isn’t Saturday as I said. But I was doing some personal things, that I don’t need to address. And now with some thoughts from Mike_Litoris. Mob News may be coming twice a week!? But it’s still undecided. Please speak your opinion. Thanks!

Tuesday, August 29^th: 

Who’s stupid?

So you guys remember the problem with the underground crew? You know the one with Invisible_kid_’s RHM got him killed for? And that they were killing innocent people for.?

Well it turns out that there was a LHM that was part of an underground crew. And it happen to be Cruel’s ePiC!

  Yes! ePiC turns out to be in one of those crews. IT just surprise me how many high commanding people were in this…2.….But anyways, why would they? Doesn’t really make any sense to me. But anyways back to Cruel’s speech.

 Cruel begin saying: That it was hard for him to make the decision. But ePiC didn’t say any of the other people’s names that were in involved and saying that they change there minds and just want to live in peace. But Cruel didn’t believe him. And had to make a decision. To kill one of his friends…ePiC

 Cruel also wanted to send to everyone. “Out there that is actively involved in these despicable underground crews: Don't be stupid. You will not get anywhere, you will not prevail. You will however, die."

Monday, September 6^th:

 Last Minute thing:

 One of the CL from New York was pronounced dead very early morning from sources unknown. Name: TheRabi. Please accused these people that were in TheRabi crew.

 GenghisKhan, Blane_Siegel, TheSmilingAssassin, FrancoDiamonte, DwayneCarter, CrugeonFletcher, Falcao, Vito--corleone

 Anonymous writer:

 <em>Written by John Doe</em> (HAHA)

Long ago, there were 5 papers on the streets, one by the author b7gangster, one by a Don who later became Godmother, one by Sweeney’s ancestor, and two others, in which a conflict happened between the papers, with two authors arguing right in the streets, criticizing the other! More people joined the heated debate, but it got out of hand. Shots were fired, and then more shots, and people could then see a bloody course of a man who was ‘voicing his opinion’

Those papers are gone, but one of them has come back to the streets, and a chain reaction occurred, with more papers popping up. Now, we have the Mob news (once known as the Mom news), the Priscilla press (with the potty mouth Priscilla behind the typewriter), and the Aww SH*T! I started a Mosh Pit! Holy News (With the Prophet). (Now known as Gospel News)

But as we all know, certain things can be mimicked in respect to previous events, so how long till we 5 papers? 8 papers? 20 papers? Will the newspaper wars ever happen again, and how out of hand could it get? Let’s hope it doesn’t happen.

We have had plenty of papers since then, one being the Gwarble newspaper, and we today have new good papers, but we at the Mob news hope you will choose us as your newspaper. Thanks for reading and have a pleasant day

Story of the Week:

By JohnDoe

If we could have a story hall of fame, we at the Mob News would have the story, 10 days, in there for sure, but now a days, stories don’t really POP! People judge by the name, or don’t know what to read and decide for nothing, or have names that don’t look attractive. The streets needs great stories like 10 days, something that people will like and appreciate, and not something that people think is just a ‘good read’.

What we will do is a story of the week column, in which we say what is the story of the previous days based on the story, and how well thought out it is. We want something that will give us something to write about, something that we can have a story hall of fame for. If we pick you, we will review your story and report on it, or to put it in basic words, advertize it.

Back before 10 days came out, stories seemed rare, or if they were there, they were just okay, a good read, but when it came out, stories started coming out, life stories, inspired by the it. There weren’t just announcements or little things on the street, but stories for people to be entertained by, to sit down and listen to. Where are they now? All we have now are little stories, one page, few comments. What we want is amazing stories, to hear them, so proclaim your stories to the heavens, to us, and let us hear it. Get out there before story writing is dead all together. We want the most action, the most drama, the tears, the suspense, maybe all of them.

So go out there and start writing your story. We want to hear it, we want to be inspired, we want it! We want to hear them, and your story might be reviewed in the Mob News! So start soon, let us hear who you are!

Riddle of the Week:

 <em>By JohnDoe</em>

15 Statements: 

1.Between statement 2 and statement 3, only one is true

2. For the last 5 statements , only one of them is true

3. If 6 is a false statement, then 1 is true

4. Between the next five statements, there is an odd number of truthful statements

5. There is only two truthful statements among all 15 of these statements.

6. If 1 is false, then 5 is true

7. Between 1 and 8, at least one of them is true.

9. Between 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, and 13, only three of them are true

10. 2 is a true statement

11. At least one of the three previous statements is true

12.Between All of these statements, only an even number of them are false

13. Between 6, 7, and 8, at least one of them is true

14. The next statement and the previous statement are both true

15. If 1 and 14 are both false, then 6 and 13 are both true

 Given that there is at least two true statements, which of these statements are true and which are false?

If you’re the first to guess this right. Then you win 50K! And the next riddle or game we have will probably be 100K

Other:

Thanks for all that read the whole paper! Not just skimmed it like I do. But here is when I like to say thanks to.

Thanks: Marrietta, Kates, JohnDoe, Augustus, and RocknessMonster

Sponcer: If I offended you or anything, my family and city has nothing to with it. Got a problem, talk to me about it.: Would you like to get the paper earlier then anyone else? Well just 10K a week, then you will!!!

Notice: Would you like to get the paper earlier then anyone else? Well just 10K a week, then you will

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

(IF there is like questions marks all over the thing. Between the spaces. Or there some stuff repeating. My typewritter is fucked up agian. Thanks.)

I'm sorry for everyone out there. I was accualy talking to my friend JohnDoe on each other mails. And wrote down his name for some of these articles. But it was accualy Foxy who wrote them. Thank you.

Foxy reads the latest news paper and sees JohnDoe's name where her's should be. Anger starts to build up. Just breath. It has to be a mistake. It has to. Or Sweeney's head is mine!!!Luckly he saved his cute behind by putting a disclaimer. I can't believe you were giving him credit. I was like excuse me, that was my hard work that you gave away to someone else. You are such a goof ball Sweeney. I just hope it doesn't happen again or I'll have to ring your neck. I'm being serious if you were wondering...

I admit to writing the riddle, but the credit goes to Foxy for the other articles.

Not too bad.  Like the Priscilla Press, I enjoyed the "current events" section of this edition.  But, again, if you'd like any help with editing your work before your next publication, I am more than happy to lend a hand.  Five or ten quick minutes of proofreading could greatly improve the overall quality.

Wow, my mistake.  All of these papers are beginning to blur together a bit in my mind.  You're right, Sweeney.  They're piling up fast.  I meant to say that, much like Hun's Hearing, I enjoyed the current events section.

You had the Priscilla Press in your mind because it is the best paper out! Honest mistake, really. Don't sweat it.

Sweeny, you are such a nice guy, that I couldn't bad talk this paper.

I'm gonna leave with this. Nice effort! But if you decide that producing a WHOLE paper may not be your calling, there is an opening at Priscilla Press Inc. for new interns, we would love to have you on board. Think about it. Priscilla hands Sweeny her business card.

Prophet sees that girl with the name that no one can spell try and muscle out Sweeney Prophet grunted smiled and walked over to Sweeney.

Don't listen to her, I like this paper but...

Same offer goes for the Ghetto Gospel, if you want to work for a real newspaper unlike Press-zilla's here.
Good Day.

Prophet tips his hat, hands Sweeney a lollipop.

Also your playing with the big dogs now...

Prophet says before exiting into the masses, who gather around the street un-knowing of the crime that goes on around them, ignorance is bliss.

:Sly laughs:

Yeah, sorry Priscilla.  I'd never to accuse you of including actual content in your paper.

As always, a fine publication, young Sweeney.

Mob News continues to dominate the streets.

Well done indeed Sweeney, you have come along way since "Mom News". Although it might be ideal if you could get an editor or keep a dictionary of some sort close at hand as at times it's hard to understand what you mean.

Please accused these people that were in TheRabi crew.

GenghisKhan, Blane_Siegel, TheSmilingAssassin, FrancoDiamonte, DwayneCarter, CrugeonFletcher, Falcao, Vito--corleone

Did you mean Police accused these people? Or Please excuse them from being shot or something? Anywho, other than needing a bit of a tidy up in places, it's a good read. So well done indeed.

I look forward to seeing the next issue.

Shakes his head

Nice paper bud, but pricilla and prophet. I am most disappointed in your prophet. This man has done well to mke his own paper, and this one is not better or worse than any of ours. How about you both stop running around the streets trying to belittle others and make them work for you, and spend more time making your papers!

Sweeney, I have just finished reading your second paper and I have to say, there is no place in our streets for a paper like this.

Instead, it should be mounted in a frame made of solid gold, put behind protective glass, and displayed in a Museum of Fine Art. Bravo, my Friend. Salut.

RocknessMonster and Mike_Litoris hoist Sweeney up on their shoulders as the crowded streets erupt into song and recite "He's a jolly good fellow" in unison.