"Aye Booger! Come over here."

I turned off the lawnmower ready to turn around and kick some idiot's ass. But of course, I turned around to Don RomanReigns' Consigliere Sho_Nuff.

"My name's Boogie. My mother named me that after I used to eat.."

"Yea whatever. Shut up, take this and follow me."

He handed me a gun and before I had time to swallow my spit he was off while I was following. After what felt like forever and a day of walking Sho_Nuff finally stopped on a busy Pasadena, L.A corner. He lit up a cigarette and stood there puffing. Quiet. There was so much serious in the air I could shit myself.

"I heard about your run in with Roadrunner815. I've never met anyone as stupid as you. You know he could've killed for even LOOKING at his pockets right?"

I wanted to fix my lips to say something but I couldn't. I didn't know what to say. Then all of a sudden he smiled.

"But I gotta give it to you. You're a brave man. Something fresh to see in this present world of Rainbow Monkeys. Tell you what! You see that wondering shmuck? He used to be a bodyguard for someone out of Tyler Durden's crew. Anyone dressed like that is a bodyguard or former bodyguard of that crew. Considering that we're all aiming to take that fucker down, even though the faggot never dies, anyone belonging or associated to his crew is fair game. So this is what I want you to do. Show me your heart. Blow his brains out right here, right now. Look I understand you might need to gather yourself but it's best to just..."

Success! Dat bum's swimmin with da fishes.

I sat there and let the smoke flow out of my gun. I never felt this alive before. It reminded me about this one time Novia & I was smoking the greenest of marijuana in the closet of Don RomanReign's closet...

Look! That's besides the point. I felt a rush of adrenaline that made me want to do it again. Next thing you know I blacked out. When I woke up all I could hear was Sho_Nuff yelling at me to "Get in the fucking car before I have to kill you from a jail cell". I looked around and all I seen was a punch of red pools with a bunch dead bodyguards.

The car ride home was mostly quiet. Sho_Nuff didn't say anything to me, let alone even LOOK at me. I thought I was in trouble. While getting ready to go mow the lawn for 48th time of the day, I heard laugh coming from Don RomanReign's office. Being the nosy bastard I am I stood by the door to hear what was going on.

"You wouldn't believe it Boss! This guy Diaper, or whatever the fuck his name is, went out there and made a movie. No hesitation, no second guessing, it's like he wasn't even human."

*LAUGHTER*

"I wanted to ask the kid, 'You think you're some fucking Wise Guy?!', but before I could open my mouth he started killing every bodyguard within 30 feet."

"Is that right? Hmmm...I might have a special job for him. You know? Bring him by in a few days let me get everything situated."

I didn't know whether to smile at the compliments or to be nervous about the job I was soon going to be offered from the Don of L.A himself.

Preach to Syndicate not us.