Chicago Chat

I went to a magical city, where the members of that city would walk around with millions of dollars stashed on them, Drug prices where at a all time high! You didn't have to worry about people sticking their hands in your pockets. Oh! what a fine place! All the people there worked their very hardest to ensure the city could achieve its highest standard... But enough about Chicago, whats it like where you are?


Statistics

1. Chicago is home to five Crew Leaders!

2. Did you know that Roman is the oldest person at the moment that roams our streets

3. Chicago is home to over 125 mafioso!

4. Augustus the amazing LHM of Chicago is Single! (for the ladies)

5. Chicago and New York are the two biggest cities at this moment in time!


Interview



Max-Hun: Today we will be interviewing the one, the only!... Augustus!

Max-Hun: So Augustus before we start if there anything you would like to say? Or anyone you would like to give a shout out to?

Augustus: I'd like to give a shout out to all my ladies.  Especially FakemanCP shes my special lil lady (cheapest too).

Max-Hun: Augustus what is it like being the LHM of Chicago?

Augustus: Well, its a whole new experience for me.  Its all been quite the learning process for me.  There are so many great mafioso's I have had the luxury of learning from.  All in all its been a blast.

Max-Hun: Have you made any mistakes since you have been the LHM? Do you have any regrets?

Augustus: No, Well not yet. Hopefully it will stay that way too...

Max-Hun: What are your views at the moment on Chicago's re-construction?

Augustus: Everything is running smoothly and all is going to plan, So far... So good.

Max-Hun: Well thank you for your time sir, is there anything you would like to say before you go?

Augustus: Again Ladies, I'm single!

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Max-Hun: So now it is time for our second interview, with the wonderful Crew Leader Lauren!

Max-Hun: Lauren what is it like being a Crew leader in this time of re-construction?

Lauren: The whole time I have been in Detroit it has been constant re-construction. So I am pretty used to it now. I have been working hard to try and make the city better. I just purchased a casino in Detroit.

Max-Hun: Tell me more about this casino?

Lauren: Well, The Regular Everyday Normal Casino is located in Detroit. We have Slots, Roulette, and Blackjack with 100% pay out. I think it's a good addition to Detroit and I cant wait to see how it goes.

Max-Hun: Well that casino sounds amazing, it seems you are working very hard to make detroit a better place, now is there anything you would like to add before we go?

Lauren: Thank you. I would also just like to Thank Ragnarok and MichaelLaMotta for helping me make the casino a dream come true. They contributed a lot to it. Its been a pleasure Max-Hun.

Max-Hun: You too Lauren! unfortunately that was out last interview for today, but there is always a next time!!

Huns Favourite comments!


Lauren: I want to have Cruels babies.

Augustus: Especially FakeManCP shes my special lil lady (cheapest too).

Max-Hun: Chicago.


Hungratulations!

Today i would like to congratulate the following people!

1. Lauren - Making a amazing casino in Detroit.

2. Augustus - For being Single!

3. Cruel - For wanting to impregnate Lauren (Good luck)


Thank you all for reading my paper, i hope you have enjoyed it. That's it for today. Have Hun!


By Max-Hun

With thanks to Augustus and Lauren.

nice going mate and well done for the participants for making the effort to

That's good! It's nice to see everyone getting involved in interview for our papers!

Nice Work!

A very fine interview with Mr. Augustus, a gentleman on the streets, a beast/deviant between the sheets.

Lauren reads the Chicago Chat and nod's. Everything said about her is 100% true.

I do want to have Cruel's babies. I do own a casino.

Nice work! My new fav paper!!!

If Lauren said its good, then it must be.

The women is always right!

Nods.

Radi walks up to Max and grabs a paper from him. He looks over it reading some good articles. Radi stops and just laughs at the thought of Cruel and Laurne having babies. He nudges Max.

They will be some ugly babies,eh?

Radi chuckles at the thought of it.

Anyways Max, great paper man I will be keeping my eye out for the next one mate.

Radi tooks the paper under his arm and strolls of back to Lauren's family HQ to post it on the wall for his own amusement.

*Francie picks up the newspaper and reads it carefully.  After she is finished she sends off a letter to the editor*

"Dear Sir, 

After reading the biography of Augustus, I must disagree with you.  He says he is taking applications for 12 wives, and he already has four.  In my book that does not make you single.  One of them happens to be FakemanCP, and we all no that there is  erm, no comparison to the one and only FakemanCP

http://mafiareturns.com/news/uprofile.php?id=145631

Sincerely,

Francie

Wow max hun great newspaper...Good Job!

I must agree with you to an extent Francie....Seeing as how i hav 8 slots open atm, it somewhat makes me single. 

Yes, FakemanCP is definitely my cheapest.  What a bargain.  Believe it or not his mom is half his price. 

I can only handle 3 slots and seeing how Mrs Augustus lets me fill all 3 of her slots it seems I have all that I can handle at the moment.

Great Newspaper :)

4. Augustus the amazing LHM of Chicago is Single! (for the ladies)

I beg your pardon but isn't he already married to four people, I don't want to say women, because they aren't all women.

I got another comment if you don't mind, Lauren is a Detriot leader, right? mind letting me know why she's involved in the Chicago's Chat? and Cruel as well, Thank you very much.

oh that or explain what "Chat" that you chose to be the title for your speech means, Thanks again.

Well Teobaldo, just because it is a chicago paper doesn't mean that other Crew Leaders can't be involved... Also chat means to talk about things. Which i did.

Just because a paper is about Chicago doesn't mean that it can't have other things in it. I read these "legit" Papers and they have news from other country's! I know! can you beleive the cheek of that... What a outrage.

Teobaldo,
You should read some other papers, where I'm from, it contains news world wide, so what's wrong with nation wide?

Melody sits happily sipping on her mocha when the Chicago Chat catches her eye on the chair beside her.. she leans over and starts reading through it curiously...

OH WHAT! .. HIS FAVORITE... SINGLE..... 

In a moment of extreme anger she scrunches the paper in her hands, unsatisfied with the effect she begings to obsessively rip that part of the paper into tiny little pieces.