Petra  hires a newscrew. She wasn't young anymore and needed a good way to publish an event for her new gallery in Los Angeles. Robbing other old ladies every three minutes eventually paid off after a few decades, so she decided to greet the crowd with her love of art and the  need to fill up her empty giant wallspaces.
 

I am calling all artists to submit to me pieces of their work, my assistants will pass out information. The information provided after creation of your work will give you a unique photoshoot link. It can be mobmailed to me. Each piece of work sent to me will be auctioned off.  You don't have to use the information provided, you can give me photos of work you have done before. There is no deadline, it will be an ongoing auction. Each piece of work will get a few hours of exposure depending on the quality of the work.  Anyone can bid and proceeds can go towards your family.

You don't need any fancy tools to create artwork, I myself couldn't even afford paints at one point so for those who are limited on tools feel free to read the information provided.

Assistants passed out the flyers:
http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/

Additional Submission requirements:

No rules against what the art can look like, however if it has the possibility of offending people ( there must be some intelligent writing to back up the justification of the work or it will not be considered.)

Photos of your work, and a brief description via mobmail of the title, and what it is about.

Upon sending me your work, you give permission for me to post it in my gallery located in the lovely city of Los Angeles. Please do not post your submissions in this post, rather mobmail them to me and once the auction begins, it will be displayed. All money generated from the auction will given to the artist, although a 5% deduction will be taken for the bidding and exposure.
If you do not wish your work to be auctioned off, you can submit it to me anyways and it will be displayed in my gallery.

Looking forward to seeing your creations!
Petra carefullly hobbles off the podium and awaits the first submission.

Petra displays the first painting up for auction, pulling off the curtain from the easel in a dramatic manner.

Our first painting up for bid is by:

Augustus

Titled: Two Dollar Hook

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?l8en4erpuas


Brief Description:

This fabulous piece of art work was inspired by none other than FakemanCP's mum. She keeps it real, and very cheap.





Disclaimer: This piece of art was created by Augustus. Any backlash will be presented towards him, and not the owner of the art studio.

Starting bid for Augustus's work LOT 10 , $5000. Do I hear $5000?

I can buy the real thing for $20 and a couple crack rocks.

LOT 11 BY SEXYTIMESALLY

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?l8emqvcxgv8

'Yellow Man'

From the reborn Leonardo Di Caprio comes his newest creation, yellow people, it embodies man itself and spans across the ages. All people can enjoy this delcious painting, as it shows man their weaknesses and shit. So, yeah, buy this. Also, it has a pretty sky... at least, I think it's a sky. Whatever. Just buy this, cause your cock will grow tenfold if you do.

 
Disclaimer: This piece of art was created by SexyTimeSally. Any backlash will be presented towards him, and not the owner of the art gallery.

LOT 12 BY SEXYTIMESALLY  -

http://artpad.art.com/?l8en7s1iy3t0

'Buckets of Sex'

The reincarnate of Leonardo Di Caprio does it yet again with this marvel. It shows the pride and predjuduces of life and also it comes with a gurantee that you'll have sex right after you buy this painting. It will captivate you, it will make you smarter, and most of all - it will get you laid.

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Disclaimer: This piece of art was created by SexyTimeSally. Any backlash will be presented towards him, and not the owner of the art gallery.

Petra unveils a new piece and says in a serious monotone voice,

 

LOT 13

FakeManCP




http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?l8eoz31cfyvc

Title: Augustus De Milo
Brief Description: A renaissance-esque depiction of a young man looking for love.
Starting bid: $10,000

Disclaimer: This piece of art was created by FakeManCP. Any backlash will be presented towards him, and not the owner of the art gallery.

The bids should start coming in any time now, since the first true masterpiece has been displayed for the crowd.

LOT 14

illy

TITLE: You shouldn't have gotten caught.
http://artpad.art.com/?l8ew3h19q2y8

DESCRIPTION: The bloody mess left on the wallpaper after someone got caught doing something they shouldn't.

Disclaimer: This piece of art was created by illy. Any backlash will be presented towards him, and not the owner of the art gallery.

Starting Bid: $20000

LOT 14

illy

I place a bid of 25,000

I must have this art work.

http://artpad.art.com/?l8fcuy4l7j4

Enough said.

Petra introduces a new artist up for bid.

LOT 15

BULLET_CATCHER

http://artpad.art.com/?l8fuego9dig
it's called "da mixed up face"

Description: this is the solid recreation of the end of the world

Starting bid: $1000

Ragnarok has placed a bid for Illy 'Lot 14' titled " You shouldn't have gotten caught. at $25,000 dollars do I hear $30,000? $30,000!

I must say Augustus you hit the nail on the head with that picture! its like a real portrait, Love it!!

LOT 16

FrancoDiamonte



http://artpad.art.com/?l8fc1ohe6z8


Title: Catching the bullet.


Description: My life


Starting Bid $10,000

lol inspired by my name? :D

Petra introduces a new artist:

Utopia

http://artpad.art.com/?l8g14rui1pg

Upon doing a brief interview with her she describers her work as so.

Utopia: I call this piece of artwork "Utopia". Unlike some other great artists I have decided to make the ground larger than the sky in the picture. It is a picture of a summer meadow.

Starting bid: $10,000

Utopia.. now thats art!!!

I place a bid of $10 003.

Petra addresses MissMelody's bid for $10,003, do I hear $10,005 for Utopias piece? $10,005?

Miss Melody is kind enough to allow her piece of work up for auction as well. 

Quoted directly from Miss Melody herself :

Please find enclosed my beautiful artwork.. it is a portrait of my Husband Augustus.
Very sentimental to me & im finding it hard to part with but i must share my masterpieces!!..

This one is simply called 'Hubby;Hateful Lover'

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?l8j9ww1dwzig

Starting Bid: $13,000

LOT 19

Artist: Bruiser Andolini

Title: A day in the life of a seman

http://artpad.art.com/?l8k2qi10cpno



Description:

This beautiful piece of art was inspired by his love for the sea and my wife's love for her seaman.

Starting Bid: $10,000