"Just, Keep breathing for a little longer" The professor muttered to himself over the lobotomised remains of a local homeless person. his heartbeat had begun to skip erratically and was beginning to show signs of cardiac arrest. The professor grabbed a syringe from the table next to himself and plunged it directly into the remaining grey matter. The man on the table let out  a moan, he was unable to comprehend what was happening to him, but was still able to feel the pain caused by the actions of an apparent lunatic. 

"Ring Ring"

Only one person had the number to that line. to keep his boss waiting would be a foolish decision. "Of Course he would call now" he thought to himself. He went to answer the phone, Leaving the syringe hanging out of the poor fellows brain and wiping the cerebro fluid off his hands onto his stained lab coat.

"Good afternoon boss"

"Victor, how are you doing, good?" This was not the voice of his boss Shaggs, but the voice of an old friend, TonyCastelli. 

"I'm fine Tony, Just in the middle of something" Tony never was able to completely stomach the professors work in the confides of the Mystery inc Headquarters.

"Well stop what your doing and listen up. Shaggs wants you to be by the old factory just off the I 15 In an hours Time. He told me that E001 has been a resounding success. He has arranged for you to move into a brand new Lab to mass produce this serum. Right now, the local *LUB DUB* and his erm. What was *LUB DUB* Sound?"

The professor turned around to see the homeless man motionless on the table. through his ribcage the professor could see his heart beat so violently that the sound could be heard through the phone.

*LUB DUB* "Ha, ha. Ill be there in 45 minutes."

1 hour Later

The Professor was ready to speak to the small crowd of people who had gathered today. With the current Economic climate any opportunity to return to employment was taken as a thing to celebrate for some. Shaggs was waiting at the side of the entrance with the professor. Victor extends the hand he cut to signify his bond out to shake his hand.

"Shaggs, Thank you, without your help i would of ended up dead like my assistant. The R&D Division Is fully ready to begin operations under you." 

Victor then turned to the awaiting crowd and began his prepared speech.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. Today it give me great pleasure to announce that the Research and Development division of RK Cosmetics Will open in our very own Las Vegas.

I believe that we will be able to work as a team with the people of Las Vegas. Team work is about using the synergies we have, synergies which will lead to team work"

The crowd goes wild, It seems like the professor has just invented buzzwords!

Synergy

WOOOOOOOOO

Teamwork

WOOOOOOOOO

"Ahem. This is an exciting opportunity to employ 200 highly skilled workers in our wonderful city." The professor waits for the smitten of applause to die down. 

"As part of RK Cosmetics commitment to the people of Las Vegas, We will also be opening a local homeless shelter to house the most disadvantaged amongst us. We at RK Cosmetics recognise the community that we are apart of, and is also apart of us." More polite applause.

"I would like to thank all the lovely bar staff at the Victorian pub house for helping me relax after a long days work, I would also Like to thank The Butcher Tony From Taste of New York, you will never get a better bit of sausage if you know what i mean. And I would like to thank you all for coming here. Thank you."