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| Choosing the proper Right Hand Man | Started by: Boogie on Feb 18, '18 14:57 |
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There's only ONE thing better than sex. That's right you've guessed it! POWER. You see. Power grants you the opportunity to be richer than God. Power grants you the opportunity to live a life so extended that on a warm Sunday evening in May, you may nod of on yourself so many times you wake up the 5th time thinking it's New Years. But there's one thing that power will damn sure guarantee you. A ego so big it could cover the entire Wall Street over 9,000 times. Over 9,000! Every bastard who's destined to rot in hell wants power. But you aren't going to just fall out the sky on a mountain of power. No Johnny this isn't England where the teeth are yellow and the beverage of choice is tea! Power isn't handed to you! You need to be ambitious. You need the want to grow so much that you want it more than you want to breath. And of course, like everyone in the existence of existence itself, you need a fucking Right Hand Man. Why? Well Johnny, to put it as simple as possible... no matter how bad ass you think you are, you can't do it by yourself. Let's face it. You aren't going to be able to do EVERY drug trade, answer EVERY phone call, kill EVERY moron, and watch EVERY mafioso with the eye of an eagle by yourself. You need to surround yourself with hardworking, ruthless, well-spoken assholes who want the things that you want just as bad as you. Unless your name is Boogie of course. You in the back with your hand up!
Moron who can't stop drooling on himself says, "ermmm..but...wat is a rite handed man?"
Haha. Oh Bob! Excuse me for not diving into that sooner. A Right Hand Man is your replacement in the times that you are absent. Your ear to the streets. Your hard ass a.k.a your go-to enforcer, so to speak. Your Right Hand Man can strengthen your LEADER mark. They can give you a 100 fold credibility, and most importantly they are your levelheaded and #1 adviser. We can break this down even further! Let me share the perfect characteristics of a Right Hand Man.
Dammit it goes without saying that he has to be LOYAL. Isn't this common knowledge by now?!?!?! This has to be the most used word around here. Am I right or am I right again? In a world of snakes and pussies you need someone who is going to back you 100%. What's the point of appointing someone so close to the sauce and you can't trust them? That's the equivalent of hugging a wild raccoon with freshly cooked steak then telling the raccoon he can't eat. Good luck with that one. Your RHM has to be someone who can hold your life in their hands without you sweating. For God's sake this is someone who will be front and center to the diabolical plans you've drawn up. He will know all your weaknesses. If there's one person who can plan a flawless victory against you it would be your RHM. Let this position be filled by someone who can uplift you not throw you under a bus or undermine you. Your RHM has to compliment your style of leadership. I'm not saying he has to be the 100% opposite and 100% anti-you, but by no means should he also be your carbon copy. First of all that's creepy as fuck. Second of all that's bad for business. I'll put it like this for you guys. If you were to sketch the greatest piece of art with pencil, your RHM would be the one to come along and color on the insides of the lines with the perfect color coordination. If you're the yelling, slap someone upside the head until they learn type? He's the sit them down and guide them with soft words type. If you have the rage of a million roadrunner815's? He should have the patience of Ghandi. Peanut butter and jelly. Cereal and milk. Whip? Check. Handcuffs? Check. Hmmm...seems I was accidentally reading off my shopping list so disregard that last part... He should be able to do your dirty work when the time is called. Like I said earlier on, no one is able to shoot every moron or do everything by themselves. There comes a time when a busy, globe ruling, swagged out cool as fuck leader has other things to do. Like catching butterflies and doing yoga. Whatever the case may be, worry not! Your RHM should, and will, without a doubt get it done with perfection. When you need to calm some tension? When you need someone to be taught a lesson? Extra cash flow? Send a message? He'll tell you that it will be taken care of and before the shit can hit the water he'll have it taken care This is going to be one of the biggest things touched on. YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN CAN'T BE TOO AMBITIOUS. Sure. This is the man that'll fill in for you when you're too busy to get involved. But at the same time he has to know you are irreplaceable. He needs to understand when to do and when to chill the fuck out. You can't have some baboon running around trying to outdo you every chance he gets you. What type of shit is that? He needs to match your pace. Given there will be times he stays at the office later than you, but at no time should he be making YOUR office HIS office. Some may agree on this but some may disagree. It's safe that we all agree with me on this because if it wasn't true you'd be up here making this speech your damn self. Said Right Hand Man must be well spoken as if he invented the idea of English class. Why? Well dumb ass. When your RHM speaks it will be looked at as if it came from your lips. He represents everything about you without you even realizing it. To you he's your RHM, but to others he damn near sucked out the same breast milk at the same exact time as you. Can't have some idiot out here talking as if his jaw is broken. Anything he says in public at any given moment better be something you'd say at that exact moment. It needs to be as if he read your mind and orated the exact words stumbling through your head. Please don't hand some rambling idiot whose name begins with a "B" and ends with a "E" such a position. Hmph. Also, please make sure that any disagreements will be communicated with in PRIVATE to the point that it seems as if everything is a flawless collab.
Listen people. Choosing a Right Hand is tough work. So much so that it may takes years for a great leader to choose one. Hopefully you've learned something today. I'll leave you with something to think about. Your RHM can lift you to the stuff of legends, or they can be your downfall. Either a Poseidon or a Brutus. It's yours to choose. |
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| Always pick a right hand person who isn't going to be offended by the sexy time mails you send to unwilling and unwanting persons! | |
| Reply by: Ragnarok at Feb 18, '18 15:10 | |
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The RH is of great importance but the underlings are of far more importance. Picking a RH is a piece of cake as we have seen over the years. A friend and confidant. Right? |
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| Reply by: Dopey at Feb 19, '18 05:19 | |
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Are you implying Bebe is not suitable? |
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| Reply by: Dopey at Feb 19, '18 07:17 | |
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Scratching his head as to why he was bumping something. Looking at the person attempting to bump the air while speaking he chucked and mumbled under his breath as he walked away. 'Must be related to Kuku." |
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| Reply by: DominicG at Sep 10, '19 20:01 | |
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I brought someone fresh off the boat who had never been to our shores in as a RH. Twice. I taught them, guided them, nurtured them. These people were not only loyal to me, they were not power hungry, they were not influenced by the corruption here, and they had my back. The same was done to me when I first started although I did have one short lived account before I was taken in. A CL brought me back,spent the time to teach me and instill values in me. I am forever grateful for that. |
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| Reply by: Absolutely at Sep 10, '19 20:08 | |
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Must be up to all Cl who they recruit as a right-hand, not anything anyone else have to bother about as I see it-
Stands alone against a building and smoke, takes the last smoke and then throw it on the ground and put his foot on it to kill the smoke and then he heads up to the inner-streets again to so if anything interesting happens around there. |
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| Reply by: WeirdosIsEverywhere at Sep 10, '19 20:50 | |
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