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| Which CP are you | Started by: PrinceofCheese on Jan 15, '08 14:25 |
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Scratches his head and wonders what in the blood hell CP is.. and why all these people want to be it! Sounds like a cult to me!! |
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| Reply by: FrankOrtiz at Jan 16, '08 00:28 | |
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| The best damn cult around though. | |
| Reply by: a1capon3 at Jan 16, '08 07:37 | |
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1. I live in: c) A palace of splendor 2. I secretly: b) Hate 90% of people 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; g) Flirt with the mens to get what you want 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; f) You can't touch girls as you have aids 5. Trouble; E) You are a fucking useless cunt and are never involved in anything. |
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| Reply by: Alfieri at Jan 16, '08 07:53 | |
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"So everyone wants to be CP" I ...... idk laughs his ass off before continuing Was that a joke, seriously? I mean for fuck sake, who would even want to join your little "group" --or whatever you call it? Quite ridiculous if you ask me... What is it so great that you do? You sit around IRC avenue and... do nothing? Oh, wait, you have "CP" behind your name! OH NOES. What a big fucking deal, right? Thanks for making my day, I enjoyed the laugh. idk walks off laughing some more |
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| Reply by: idk at Jan 16, '08 08:43 | |
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Orpheus, lost in deep thought, carefully scribbles his answers below Alfieri's 1. I live in: d) As close to the local brothel as possible 2. I secretly: g) Really like most people but abuse them as it's in my nature 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; B) Talk nicely with everyone providing you aren't drunk, in which case you abuse even mafioso who appear to be asleep. 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. 5. Trouble; F) You are doing well for yourself. Person C drags you into some trouble. You kill people. You die. Finished. He then waits for the slab of calcium to give his judgment |
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| Reply by: Orpheus at Jan 16, '08 08:47 | |
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Just as an aside idk, Nobody did ask you. |
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| Reply by: a1capon3 at Jan 16, '08 09:46 | |
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1) D 2) H 3) F 4) A 5) G Can't wait to hear the results!!! |
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| Reply by: Kobayashi- at Jan 16, '08 11:12 | |
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Honourable Alfiei, boxing champion and leader of the people It is a privilege to read your CP palm. Woah machine overload, what a mess... 20% gregz0r 20% Fakeman 20% LauraCP 20% AfricaCP 20% AntonioCP Wow what an unpredictable mix. Do you ever feel like you have Jekyll and Hyde syndrome? If not that's probably because you are permanently Jekyll. Tough times brotha, tough times. Noble Orpheus, let's see what we have for you my Orcan friend 40% gregz0r 20% Camazotz 20% DWCP 20% Fakeman Again wow, things almost worked out but Belgian runawayCP snuck in there. You seem a sensible chap except when alcohol is concerned. Maybe you should stop drinking and do more drugs. Humble Kobayashi Machine explodes. It seems to be making a noise What could it be saying, oh yes, what's that, yep it's undeniable You are 100% gregz0r. Embrace brother. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 16, '08 13:49 | |
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1. I live in: e) In a toilet 2. I secretly: f) Think people like me then I remember I'm an African 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; C) Abuse everyone. Harshly. Even down the other streets and then leave your leader a message apologising if you get killed in the night. 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; C) Back to your house to smoke weed, drink beer, and pass out, then show her the night of her life whilst she is comatose. 5. Trouble; C) You cause it when are drunk. You are drunk all the time. "So where's my prize?" Janitor prays for a hamper of champagne, two balls and meaningful hug. |
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| Reply by: TheJanitor at Jan 16, '08 16:31 | |
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TheJanitor Well I can see why you aren't headmaster with stats like these 60%, yes 60% ScarfmanDWCP 20% Fakeman 20% African What a mix dude, what an interracial mix of god like spite upon this dirty floor earth. I'd give you a hug but you probably have warts. Clean up man, just clean right up. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 16, '08 16:39 | |
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"Jeebus McHoot! I demand a recount! A RECOUNT!" TheJanitor produces a mop out of thin air and stares into the white of Cheeses eyes... "I have all day brown noser!" |
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| Reply by: TheJanitor at Jan 16, '08 16:42 | |
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THE MACHINE DOESNT LIE MAN ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 16, '08 16:45 | |
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Oh Deus ex machina of CP, enlighten me what my path is so that I walk the true path of Chris! 1. I live in: h) A church of Chris where I pray every day 2. I secretly: g) Really like most people but abuse them as it's in my nature 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; h) Live the privileged life of an @ prince, loved by @s, hated by everyone else 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. 5. Trouble; g) You have secretly been planning this trouble for the past 12 years and smile devilishly as your plan finally works out |
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| Reply by: SlappySue at Jan 16, '08 16:56 | |
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Sue, you sexy minx Let's see what we have for you young lady. No you don't have to pay me for last night, I do that for free. 40% Tallien 20% DW 20% gregz0r 20% LauraCP It's that naughty Irish influence which gets you the boys. Dry wit with rugged good looks. But unfortunately you feel the need to beat up men then rape them. Some people think it's weird, most of us know that's just DW. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 16, '08 17:05 | |
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*grin you really need to watch the video in my profile. |
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| Reply by: SlappySue at Jan 16, '08 17:06 | |
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I am new to these streets but as I was wandering around I found your interesting proposal. I decided to fill out your test, and I'm quite interested to see the results. Though, I have no idea what a CP actually is... Hope this comes out interesting to someone. =) 1- c 2- e 3- h 4- g 5- h |
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| Reply by: Marion_Silver at Jan 17, '08 04:39 | |
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Hmmm Lets have a crack at this then. Some answers seem too obvious srrounded by traps, ill will venture into each trap, knowingly of course. Here it goes. 1. I live in a Brazilian, a person 2. Talk to people about Tampons and call the Cunt Faces 3. IRC avenue? Checks Map 4. C/ but far from the night of here life, but id frisk her for dildo's upon enterance. 5. Person C allways has to fuck things up, so ill blame person C. Kupos etc, i win yes? pffft |
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| Reply by: InSideOut at Jan 17, '08 05:05 | |
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1. I live in: e) In a toilet - its practical 2. I secretly: h) Take to people about tampons and call them cuntfaces 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; C) Abuse everyone. Harshly. Even down the other streets and then leave your leader a message apologising if you get killed in the night. 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. 5. Trouble; g) You have secretly been planning this trouble for the past 12 years and smile devilishly as your plan finally works out *Graho stands and smiles after handing in his answer paper* |
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| Reply by: Graho at Jan 17, '08 11:18 | |
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Marion Silver For a new mafioso you have done very well here. I can sense it. 40% LauraCP 20% gregz0r 20% Tallien 20% TotoCP And the results prove it. You have managed to avoid the dastardly blood poisoning of DWitus. Well bloody done. Your womanly instinct may intersect well with your suave nature. It probably won't though. InSideOut Machine say......................... .................................... .................................... You are a chocobo. Hard eeeeze. Graho God man, remember that time we rolled into Mexico, then London and took that shit over like it was a back end pub down Vegas way. Anyway Machina say: 20% Fakeman 20% TotoCP 20% DW 20% Gregz0r 20% Tallien Hrrmmmm, tough call dawg...All seemed fine till you mixed female together with DW. You probably have ebola. Fight through it, you may live. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 17, '08 15:07 | |
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Moje looks around. As he assures himself, that no one is looking, he passes some answers to Cheese. g) I swopped my home for medical insurance g) Really like most people but abuse them as it's in my nature f) Babble all the time to people everyone else hates. B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. g) You have secretly been planning this trouble for the past 12 years and smile devilishly as your plan finally works out. - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 17, '08 19:29 | |
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