*SmilingAssasin takes his spot outside his favorite New York club and stands on an old rusty car which has been recently torched by rival thugs trying to be tough


Evening fellow Mafioso's..

A long time ago, my father, Frankie_Gogolak opened up a public Uni for new blood seeking to make a new life in this thing of ours.
With much consideration and thought, I have decided to re-open the University for the new one's of our world and open the doors to seek that all new blood get the help they need in order to survive.

Most days that pass by, we witness young Gangsters being whacked for not being within a family unit, and yes, I know this is acceptable by the laws of our leaders, but I still feel more should be done, this world is about more than just catching out the n00bish young men and woman with the power of your gun..

*SmilingAssasin passes out directions to his new office which is located just outside the gardens of the Lions Den HQ


To all new members of this world who wish to learn, I offer you my wing of experience, I will guild you through everything you need to know, from joining a family, to making yourself a successful mobster.

Rules Of Engagement:


- It's not my job to get you a family
+ But I will explain how to get one

- I will not put in a good word for you in order to get you a family
+ It would be silly to do so

- No loans
+ Money doesn't by you knowledge

- Only come to me if you wish to learn
+ This is a non-funded charity, don't waste my time

- This program is designed to help you get on your feet, once you are promoted to Wise Guy, you no longer are apart of this program
+ Making it to Wise Guy should mean you now know everything you need to know, if not, I have failed

I will show you what to do and how to do it, what not to do and how to avoid it,
I will not be your slave, once I teach you, the rest is down to you to complete, don't be lazy.

Mail Me For Further Details

* SmilingAssassin raises his pint and gives 3 cheers


I now declare this university open!


*Casually walks away with a smile hoping to make a difference



TheSmilingAssassin

Rico walks by and hears SmilingAssassin talking in the middle of the street yet again. What he is saying intrigues him so he stops and listens.

I like this idea. I believe it will help reduce the amount of idiot new people we have around here and also perhaps stop the rouges from getting to them first. The more young and educated people we have in this thing of ours the better off we will all be in the long run. Great idea, I commend you for your efforts.

Rico grabs some of the flyers with addresses that are floating around and helps hand them out in hope that the more people giving out flyers the more people SmilingAssassin can help.

Thank you very much for helping to spread the word of this program, sir, I very much appreciate it.
After several mails and your words here, it's a lot better response than my father got over a year ago, so that in itself is awesome.

Sitting on a bench enjoying the clear skies and a nice cigar, Franco begins to listen to Smiling trying to help the youth of this thing of ours.

This is an admirable idea. A lot of these thugs and petty thieves end up becoming homeless victims for our guns. With this we might see a decrease of these dirty homeless. If you ever need a hand educating them, I'll be glad to help.

Franco begins applauding, before diverting his attention back to the sky.

Creeping has chosen to become a head supervisor/ clan leader to help supervise these young worthless assasins.

"You have come in here men, he often says you will leave out blood hungry warriors".

Then makes an out loud mental note if you need help almot of any kind do not hesitate  to push me out of a window and ask me for any help.

A Wise Guy as a head supervisor or clan leader? Yep, the idea of pushing you out the window seems fitting. Thanks for the suggestion.

Pushes his cigar out against the cement ground.. the smoke blowing past his face and into the air as he looks up and smilies at TheSmilingAssassin who is putting the last nails in the university

My friend, those first few weeks of the criminal life are the most important and is the time when they decide if they want to stay in the life of crime or bow out and do something less dangerous.

It takes a real man, patience and knowledge to teach the new mobsters, but as a leader - we will all prosper from your actions and the actions of Assassins Academy, as long as the new mobsters make the right decision to come seek help and not just guess.

Pulls out an envelope filled thickly with cash and folds it up and puts it in his pocket.. knowing that TheSmilingAssassin saw it and knows if he ever needs it to come see me...

I am all for learning and moving forward with educating, some people learn with a few words and not a bullet and when that happens we can all prosper.

*looks over and smiles at his dear friend Tony, knowing that he'll never forget who he can count on

I certainly look forward to seeing the results good or bad of the outcome of the future of these little people.
Weather they prosper into respectable Mafioso's in our fine cities or sink to the bottom like so many do is yet to be known, but I'll give an average of 1 in every 2 people that come through these doors will walk out someone with respect and honour.

What a great day this has turned out to be. I cant think of anyone more fitting or experienced for this. This is a great idea and something that's badly needed in our fine city and in our community. I know we will all benefit from this academy.

Thank you very much Taurus :)

With regards to recent activities and my recent auth in NY, I have been asked if this academy is still in operation..

Yes, of course it is, nothing has changed.