Ramona steps out into the streets holding a big bouquet of flowers in one arm, and some jump rope in another.

Hello everyone! Ash told me that I should come out here to announce an engagement. He felt that Ramone was too shy to do it, and that it should be the one who really lifts in the relationship to do it… so here I am.

Ramone and I are getting married and you’re all welcome to come! VictoriaValium will be the flower girl obviously, and Ash is going to be a ringbearer. Good times for all ahead, and a crazy wedding after party that’ll make us all sweat. Tee hee. So we can all thank Ash for helping me get the courage to come out here, and even though Ash won’t have me as a woman, he does surely care about my happiness and Ramone’s.

Ramona throws the flowers into the crowd… into Qahnaarin’s arms, and cheers, with pompoms.

We haven't set a date yet, but it'll surely be an early Spring wedding!

Qahnaarin was too busy staring at VictoriaValium to realize the bouquet of flowers hurtling through the air towards his face. They smacked him full on and he stood there, dumbfounded, looking for what hit him.

He saw the flowers, and without hesitation stooped down and picked them up. He walked confidently and quickly straight up to Victoria, and spoke the first words he had ever been brave enough to utter to his longtime crush.

"Will you marry me?"

BumbleBee was walking past a little park when he noticed Ramona announcing her engagement to the physique specimen that was Ramone. He stood right next to Qahnaarin as Ramona continued to make her announcement. Then just as quickly as the announcement was finished. He saw a bouquet thrown in their direction, it hit Qahnaarin in the head as he was staring down a fine young lady. Bee helped Qahnaarin regain his balance and saw him pickup the flowers and walk over to Victoria slowly. Qahnaarin's smooth walking pace towards Victoria made Bee ponder for a second.

What is he doing??? He really got it in him? Oh man! He's gonna do it?!?!

He watched as Qahnaarin walked up to Victoria and popped the question. Its like the air in the park had been sucked out of the place. The birds stopped chirping, the winds settled down, the leaves came to a standstill. The spotlight was on Qahnaarin & VictoriaValium. 

Ramone took a short break from his dating game to show everyone that this 'Ramona' was not truly for him. 

"Ramona... you gotta stop doing this girl. You know what? You know people say its not you, its me? Well this time its you darling...

You're a young, beautiful, strong, manly, gorilla-like woman and you're meant for someone else. I just cannot continue to live this lie of passion any longer. I want you to be with the man of your dreams. We've never really hit it off did we? I mean all you wanted to do was lift and I need attention. I need someone to check out my muscles, rub them down even and you were just too interested in your own self image. I'm sorry but I must decline this offer. 

However I do know Ash, your best friend is definitely willing to leave the friend zone and date you. How about it Ash?"

As Ramone walked away as he saw Ramona turn her back to him and start glancing at Ash. 

"Is it true Ash?"

Ramone grinned as he was able to break it off with this 'Ramona".

Ash looked around in time to see what looked like Ramone mumbling something to himself and then choking out a laugh that anyone would fine annoying. Presumably feeling like he was a smart ass, Ramone attempted to do a little hop and skip. As the enhanced muscles was a cover for the fact that he has the spatial awareness of a deaf and blind dog, Ramone tripped over his own feet, stumbled forward and hit his head on the wall and tumbled to the ground in a big heap.

Witnessing this and the people laughing at Ramone, Ramona ran over to the dazed and dribbling Ramone, who let’s say for argument's sake, also soiled himself. Lifting his hand up to caress and stroke Ramona’s manly chin, Ramone seem to snap out of his dazed look and begins to speak.

“Oh Ramona, you are always there for me, even when I fall down and make myself look like a jackass in front of everyone, even my bestest friend in the world, Ash.

I know I just denied your act of love, but this was because I was afraid that people would mock your manly look and the fact that you can lift much, much, much more than me. However, none of that matters anymore! I, Ramone, want to be together with my Ramona for a lifetime and more.”

After the sickly embrace that no one wanted to really see, Ramona lifted Ramone and carried him over her shoulder, back into Ramone’s residence.

Knowing that what I had seen was Ramone professing his true love, I smiled and chuckled to myself as I knew that I would have to give R&R time to themselves and thus I walked off into the sunset, wondering how I could approach the object of my affection, Bubbles.