I pulled near the school, to walk up all sneaky like so this so called bully would not know I was coming. I would surely fix this little bastard once and for all! Now, I did not know what he looked like, but my eyes would probably tell me instantly that I had the right man, (cough) I mean boy who thinks he is a man. it did not take long at all, he was a rather homely lookjng kid wih red hair and freckles, and rather large for his age. Or maybe he was older than he looked. Chrecking myself in the mirror once before I got this thing on.. I slowly walked towards him out of the bushes into the sunlight. Ah, the day was beautiful, but not for this Butch kid.. Butch Cassidy, I am going to call him.. he will be hopping along after I am done with him.

Of course his eyes practically bug out of his face when I said, "hello, are you Butch"?

he says, "Yeah, who wants to know?" ( trying to sound all tough like, of course) 

I pulled him forcing him into the bushes where no one would know, muchless miss him either...

"listen here, you bastard, tell me one good reason, I should not blast you right now, with this here gun, which magically has a bullet with your name on it!" (of course he was balling now, and barely able to be understood, scared out of his wits) "

"Word is you have become a bully lately, and I do not like that sort of thing. Or maybe you would like to have at someone your own size, and let's see what you got then? Hmmm?"

(He looked rather pathetic, even for a kid) He said, "no ma'am." ( the kid has manners, from where I did not know). 

"I have eyes everywhere, and I mean EVEYWHERE. If I hear or see anything of you continuing to do what you have been, I will be back! You better be the most well behaved boy, OR ELSE! Trust me you do not want to find out what OR ELSE means..got it!?"

I laughed harder than I could ever as I punched him in the stomach, and sent him back, telling him to not tell anyone about this, or he would have a fate he would not like either.