A short stubbby man wearing the same ole "Stud Muffin" undershirt covered by a large trench coat approaches the mic


"Ok last time the Mic I was given had a few flaws so bear with me real quick."

The man jumps back, drop kicks the podium and throws twinkies into the crowd. He then leans over the mic and screams


"MICCCCC CHEECCCKK!!!! Oneeee Twoooo Oneeeeee"

The sound echoes off buildings around the square


"Mkay,


Now I know I'm known for doing silly things at random times such as throwing twinkies into crowds of people, but what I do not do is silly things that may jeopardize my families reputation, or my own, at least I try not too. Sadly, I have noticed some silly things going on around me, silly things that really have no reason being done."

The crowd looks confused


"Yes I'm just as confused as you all are trust me. Please take a second and answer this question for me? What is the third word in this famous saying, Money, Power, andddddd???"

The man opens is eyes in amazement as the crowd sits quietly


"Wow maybe there is a reason for this speech after all. It's RESPECT people!!! That's right money, power and respect. Three things we Mafioso like to live by, and if you say you don't then what are you doing here silly? Of course there is family, that is a given, or at least for most of us. Your family might as well be your air in our world, you need it to survive. If you think otherwise, what are you doing here then silly?"

A couple giggles come from the crowd


"So on with it shall we? Ok, so there's "Money", never an argument there. Money is lovely and we can all agree on that. So then we have "Power", many debates go on with the subject, and easily enough we can always tell who is in power and who holds lives in the palms of their hands, or one hand if you got really big ones. Then on too respect, yes many threads about the subject but yet it still is an issue on a daily basis. People making comments such as, "good for you. Have a fucking cookie. Feel good about yourself. I don't care. I'm not looking out for you, I'm looking out for me. I'll shove that twinkie right up your ass for being stubby!" after an Individual shared his opinions to the community shouldn't be tolerated. Granted, I'm not saying you have to like one another, respect has nothing to do with liking someone. There is a famous saying that goes, "Keep you friends close and your Enemies closer" I don't think you'd be able to accomplish such tasks by being blatantly disrespectful. Yes this is the mafia, and no mafioso's disrespect one another with much dismay. If something needs to be handled, it gets handle. There is a good reason for it, otherwise it makes you look like a drunk that can't hold his liquor, trust me I eat twinkies to substitute my prior addictions"

He then pats his back pocket where is flask is held


"I think you all get my point. Maybe being a bit easier on those who state their opinions, rather than not, would be a more intelligent way to approach things. I'm not saying how you should live your life, your fate is in your own hands. All I'm saying is maybe instead of battering one another, how about trying to say, "I respect your decision but I tend to disagree here's why" For those taking things to literally, no it doesn't have to be just like that, all I'm saying is try and be a bit more respectful. No need for the hostility when trying to improve things we've been dealt with. If your not cool with trying to improve things, then I have one question for you, what are you doing here the silly?"

The short man pulls his flask out takes a swig, smiles, and skips away with a boc of twinkie's

What a wonderful world that would be. A world without jerks.

He stares into the sky slowly drifting off to a better place

I'm all for it. In fact, I support your effort to clean up the world one thread at a time. One person can make a difference and since we already have two we are on our way!

raises his (blank) sign

What is our sign going to say?

Twinky Meyham will overcome all obstacles!

Dick Nods

I think that may do the trick!

He takes a twinky form his back pocket anbegins to scarf it down.

GrapeJam begins to prepare his sign for what may be the start of a new world.

I'm all for this. As long as you go first. I'm a bit nervous. Also, how exactly do we intend on changing the minds of the people? How are we going to actually make a difference?

Sadly, the power to change is within one's self. Those who are guilty are those who are responsible for changing. We can merely use propaganda to spread the word. Not only for the matter of respect but also to flaunt our love for the creamy filled dream cake!

Lifts his sign and begins marching the streets shouting

"Love, Respect, and Twinkies is all we need!"

Wow, what an awesome idea! Of course part of the awesomeness is going with twinkies, whatever they are to scarf down instead of Waffles! I don't care for scarfs they tend to hide my sexiness too much. SexyWaffle looks down and adjusts her decolletage just a bit making sure just enough is seen to hint but not blatantly show her assets

After all, there are several of the Waffle family around and just like with any group there was a bad one had to be weeded out just yesterday. But everyone knows there is the occasional rabble rouser, no need for us all to be! Take me for instance, I have a temper but have learned not to show it as it gets my edges all crispy and dark, ugh I hate that! I want to be always mouthwatering soft and sweet! So I agree with this campaign and will hold my Twinkie sign high for the cause!

A bad one to be weeded out? I would hardly say that about such a respectable Waffle as StickyWaffle. Oh by the way, I am SuperWaffle - the mind and soul of StickyWaffle reincarnated into the body of this amazing waffle. Nice to meet you.

Well hello and nice to meet a fellow Waffle! I'm so sorry about your ancestor and if I spoke out of turn. Just usually when the Gods help someone out of this world, I would think it would be for a reason? But let's get acquainted and put anything I said that might have insulted you behind us please? SexyWaffle smiles and offers some syrup