Will Seattle bounce back?

 

Does anyone remember when Syndicate opened Seattle as a land of opportunity? What was once a promising project has now turned into a big question mark among the community.

He didn't know who you were. He didn't know what you wanted. If you were looking for ransom, he'd be able tell you he didn't have money. But what he did have were a very particular set of skills, skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you leave him in peace that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you. But if you don't, he will look for you, he will find you, and he will kill you.

Unfortunately former fan favorite who promoted being PP friendly but almost always mugged you, fadi of The Tiki Tiki Club, was found dead on March 26th at 20:01. The wolves were sent out and like always, information from traumatized witnesses were passed on to the right people. Capo FatherMacklePenny, also known as Father_McTouchAndFeel, of Seattle was seen at the scene not only shooting but for whatever reason spitting on the corpse of the People's Champ. He was then seen taking his packed bags onto a plane destined for Miami retirement.

Some nerves right?

In perhaps the most comedic moment of our time, if our sources are correct, Las Vegas then asked Don Freelancer for approximately ONE HUNDRED TRILLION BILLION MILLION DOLLARS as compensation. Talk about letting them off easy. The moment was so funny that if you listen closely, Boogie- can be heard in Downtown, L.A still yelling "BAHA!! LMAO!! TEHEHEH".

Everyone except Freelancer found it funny as the former Don swiftly moved to Miami to retire. 18 minutes after his retirement, Creation was then found dead in someone's trunk.

It seems Seattle is either going through a plague, or they're the new Detroit. From Alex_Turner, to Cheerios, to Freelancer, they can't get a break. We caught up to the last man standing in Seattle to ask his a question.

 

OVO - Are you nervous about being the only leader in SEA left?

James_Coonan - Not really. I have more work cut out for me but I will either stand or fall. That's how I live life. After the life I have had you learn not to live in fear.

 

Is this the end of Seattle or will they live up to its once promising potential? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z. Whatever the fuck that shit is.

                                                                       Breaking barriers. CEO and Godfather.

 

Today is a proud day for Philadelphia. Once crew member of NY, then Don of Pasadena, is now the Godfather of Philly. We've all seen it coming. How could such a bald but perfectly handsome man not be destined for greatness?! Boogie-'s father once mentioned Syndicate in his journal. Here's what was said:

The man had so much swag I wanted to get his name tattooed. I was scared to ask him for an interview but of course my balls are so big I started moving without noticing it. What should've been the best moment of my career quickly turned into my first heartbreak. 

Boogie: Hey can I interview you?

Syndicate: No. I'm a business man I don't have time for a interview.

How charming. OVO went around asking some of the prominent leaders what they thought about Syndicate getting Godfather status and this is what we found:

 

Frankie-Messina: A part of me wants to ask if his godfather suit is like his birthday suit.  *eyebrow waggle*  LOL!

RomanReigns: It means everything to me and that is being completely honest with you my man. Seeing someone I've trusted a long time get the opportunity to ascend the ranks of Chairman is a special thing. It was a cold day when Syndicate left for the city of brotherly love, but I knew it was for the best. He'd grown from his position of Don in Pasadena and when opportunity struck it was only right to see him take title of Godfather Chairman in Philly. It's been an honor to work with him and it always is, he has done a lot for this community. I look forward to everything he brings to the table, he's got a lot of money and I think he might cut me a good deal on a loan.

TonyCastelli: Well, for me to see Syndicate finally reach the position of Godfather has been amazing. He has been a huge help to many people across these cities whether they are in leadership or not. Everyone earns it when they finally get there to that position, but some really go above and beyond as Syn has. I cannot wait to see what he does over there in Philly moving forward. 

Bubbles: Makes me happy, I know Philly is in good hands.

Briya: Well, it means he's not scampering through the streets of Philadephia buck naked, which I understand is a misdemeanor there. Say, did you know that women in New York can go topless in public, unless it's for "business" reasons?

 

Congratulations to Godfather Syndicate. We're looking forward to that interview still.

                                                                     Is it really OVO vs The Fucking Mafia News?

 

Thanks to City Hall we've seen a very huge spike in Street activity. What comes after a huge load of quantity? The complaints for quality. Rumors have been floating around that OVO is being threatened by other entities. Long time founder of OVO was woken up to a rude awakening. Was it because someone was trying to edge him out of the race? Of course not. He was more upset that he'd been challenged, to only see the paper in TM's bird cage. Such a shame. We here at OVO only offer the best of the best. Should anyone consider entering the ring of entertainment, we'd suggest to not produce half assed papers with false information/old information and 0 sauce. Thanks.

 How dare we write a paper without mentioning Insomnia's name!!!!!!! But seriously. Here's a preview of OVO's next interview.

 

 

                                                                     Sneak peek of Godfather Insomnia's interview

 

It wasn't his first time in New York. In fact Boogie's entire bloodline including himself were birthed in the Mecca of the world. Nor was it his first time meeting or speaking with the Godfather of NY. A bold move by Boogie, he seen @Insomnia alone one day among the streets of Brooklyn. He privately asked him to point him in the direction of a LEADER. Insomnia smiled at the young lad, and without hesitation, said one thing.

"RomanReigns"

The rest is history.

Today he'd be meeting and speaking with the Godfather once again. Instead of advice he'd be doing his newly, much demanded prestigious interview. A treat for the streets indeed.

Always a man of kind loud words, Boogie himself looked forward to being in the position of interviewer. Coming off the plane from LA to NY, Boogie seen a a chaffeur with a sign held up that read "BEST PORNSTAR IN THE WORLD". He approached the man with a smile thinking this would be his ride.

"Where's the car? Let's go there's no time to waste".

The man looked at him in a confused state. Thinking to himself, "who the fuck is this asshole and what is he talking about?"

Before things could escalate Eraser stepped in between the two men and told Boogie he'd be riding him to the Insomniac's HQ.

Surely it was beautiful. Perhaps it needed a good trimming. Whoever had the duties of trimming the yard before definitely was a good trimmer. Anyhow, to the office he went. The door was open and Godfather Insomnia was already sitting at his desk. Looking extremely busy. Looking extremely tired. But most importantly, looking extremely boss as fuck.

[The Babylon Club]
 

“Welcome to The Babylon Club as you would noticing the bar is straight ahead to the back, we serve a complete list of spirits that I am sure you will enjoy. Distilled in their home countries and imported to this place directly no matter how bad the weather may be. I will spare nothing but the finest experience you well deserve at my humble establishment. I can see you already have the welcoming package. As you head into the lounge area you will notice the walls graced with the various faces of of friends of ours that have come and gone. Just a little bit of history to the place I guess. Anyways to the left of the bar and lounge you will find the regular dining area. And up these stairs you can see our VIP dining room, complete with its own bar as stocked as the main one downstairs. This facility offers prime entertainment, we have a collection of records i'm sure we can find something your into. I assure that you will enjoy dancing the nights away on our ballroom dance floor. With that special someone perhaps? Our live entertainment and fresh acts should guarantee it”

 

Bevande (Drinks)

Brandy (Imported from Portugal)
Beer (Imported From Germany,France,Ireland,England. Holland, Belgium, Mexico Draft: Angels Ale)
Champagne (The finest from the actual region in France)
Gin (imported from England)
Liquors (Coffee, Mint, Hazelnut)
Port (imported from Portugal)
Red Wine (Imported from Sicily)
Rum (imported from The Caribbean Islands)
Schnapps (peach,lime,cherry)
Scotch (imported from Scotland)
Whiskey (Imported from Canada)
Vodka (Only finest from Russia )

Custom cocktails and beverages are available on request.

Menu [Custom Dishes Can Be Ordered]
 

Antipasto (Appetizers)  

Antipasto Italiano: A taste of Italian meats including salami, mortadella, pepperoni,prosciutto, sopressata, Kalamata olives, grilled eggplant, Italian cheeses, peppers and, upon request, anchovies!

Bruschetta: An authentic Italian dish, it consists of grilled Italian bread rubbed in garlic with Basil procuuto (Italian ham) and Mozzarella on top.

Sicilian salad: An authentic Sicilian recipe passed down from generations We use the freshest garden vegetables in our salad, Lettuce, onion, fresh ripe tomatoes, red pepper, and olives, with our zest Italian dressing its everybody's favorite.

Entrées [Custom Dishes May Be Ordered]
 

Pizzas

Combination Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, salami, mushrooms, green peppers, yellow onions and shrimp.

Pepperoni Pizza: a classic we only use our finest vegetables on top of out homemade dough and tomato sauce, with some mozzarella cheese and only our finest slices of pepperoni.

Vegetariano Pizza: Artichokes, mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, red and green onions, chopped garlic, black olives and bell peppers.

Quattro Fromaggi Pizza: Smoked gouda, mozzarella, fontina, asiago and fresh Italian
herbs.

Authentic Sicilian pizza: A Sicilian classic we start with a home made dough, with our delicious tomato sauce with our freshly picked garden vegetables, Onions red peppers, green peppers, with a nice blanket t of Mozzarella cheese, and to top it only our finest cuts of pepperoni and Sicilian sausage, makes this a must.

Pastas

Tortellini Alfredo: Traditional Italian sausage stuffed tortellini, blended with the finest parmigiana garlic cream sauce you have ever tasted.

Manicotti: Ricotta cheese wrapped in Italian pasta covered with Marinara sauce and topped with Mozzarella cheese.

Fettuccine alla Tequila: Chicken breast strips sautéed with roasted peppers, red onions,and sun dried tomatoes in a tequila cream sauce tossed with fettuccine.

Il pollo e bovine piatti (chicken and Veal dishes)

Chicken or Veal Parmigiana: Chicken breast or veal tenderloins breaded and sautéed,then topped with marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese and baked.

Chicken or Veal Marsala: Tender pieces of chicken or veal sautéed in sweet Marsala wine with mushrooms.

Frutta (Dessert)

Apple Frittelle: a delicate fried pastry dessert. 

Coffee Spumoni: a light and tasty spumoni to eat with biscuits. 

Classic Tiramisu: Ladyfingers dipped in liqueur laced espresso, layered with sweetened mascarpone.

Cannoli: Sweetened ricotta cheese in a nice shell, an Italian favourite.

 

The lady is known for her disappearance over-night, Creation, decided it was time to check up on the world. After being disregarded in 'a fucking garbage mafia news', she could've used some actual news. Maybe the press thought someone may have gone against the wishes of Seattle, only to find out it was her own past crew leader. It was time to read some actual news, no more needing to burn shit. She'd venture out from her residential apartment building to pick up a newspaper. She went over to the gentlemen at the stand, making sure most of her face was covered. No one needs to know a madam like Creation can fake a death. "How much for the 'Dat Beez Kneez'?" She asked the man, slurring the words to make them barely recognizable.

"It's free, take it." The man behind the counter told to her. She went over to the stack of papers and got one, reading each word, word for word. 'Everyone except Freelancer found it funny as the former Don swiftly moved to Miami to retire. 18 minutes after his retirement, Creation was then found dead in someone's trunk.' She was in a bit of shock, how did Boogie-, the creator of the paper, even find out about exact times? No matter, she still found her name on the paper. Creation saw most of this news in disappointment. "If I show my face again to work, I'm going to be in for a ride... Fuck. Good paper at least, worth to be saved. She opened up her purse, folded the newspaper, only to walk away, flipping a quarter over to the man. 

"Keep the change."

Francis had just recently heard the rumours surrounding Seattle. Kind of what happened when you worked in a coffee shop. The grape vine was thick in casual social settings like that. So to see a news print being waved around with the words 'Seattle Plagued' coming from the vendors lips, the priest couldn't not buy the offering.

He set himself off to the side for a read, eager to take in the latest OVO installment. After finishing, he grabbed a stack to take back with him to place in Joe's Cup and tipped the street worker for his efforts. Still quite informative was his assessment.

And where was that club? He thought, as a canolli could go down a treat right about now. He tucked the papers under his arm and got a move on, looking forward to something to eat and the upcoming OVO interview with Insomnia.

Finally he thought! The Mafioso making his way about the streets, although not  a daily occurrence he makes his damness to make sure he could. For the long while TM had been awaiting the release of OvO’s Dat Beez Kneez Vol. 2, and now it wasn’t finally out. Sure he had to make due with reading the other paper, mere filler beforehand the real feature. TM knew Boogie- was working hard to keep the lead on the this so called media war. One sided TM thought. Tossing the paperboy a few dollars extra for what he knew would alreadybe worth its weight in funds. Taking the paper to a local cafe, He knew nothing was as pledant to him sitting down with a cup of coffee and enjoying s good read of an OVO feature. 

The recent events in Seattle interesting him, a smirk crossing his face as the headline grabs his attention. As he paruses  the article and familiarized himself with the events of The leigons demise he can’t help but sigh, thinking in the end it was all for nothing. And while he can whole heartedly agree that nobody should just outright murder another member of the community, at the same time couldn’t help but feel a lack of surprise at Fadi’s murder, having been a victim of Fadi’s false PP friendly policy and it costing him quite a but of money. It wasn’t no suprise TM lacked the sympathy that others shared. Did a scamming people like that warrent the mans death he thought? Perhaps not but in TM’s perspectives being dishonest was warrent enough. Moving onto the next article TM sighs again in hopes all parties involved learned a lesson from this.

A smile coming across the mobsters face as he reads a article about the rise of Phillys New Godfathers Syndicate, laughing his head off when he saw the man was too busy to comment, being at the Philadelphia celebration with other members of LA’s elite could attest that the man would be busy for the next few months with responding to all the congratulations alone. Although he wished he could have seen an OvO interview of Syndicate, something told him that perhaps he would be reading one down the road, TM pleased to read what’s the other leaders had to say in the meantime, especially enjoying what his own Godfather Chairman had to say.

The little blurb about TFMN making him chuckle, knowing the little mention did the mediocre and fledgling news company Moreno Justice then the their own crummy papers. Although TM would admit to himself that their is a lot of room for potiental it never was or will be Dat Beez Kneez.Segeaying into something he was looking forward to the sneak preview of the Insomnia issues, the Godfather Chairman already leaving TM in stitches and most defiantly wanting more.  Finnishing off the paper as he finishes His ninth cup coffee he sets it down imediatly writing a short letter to the editor Boogie-.

”Boogie- media war? There is no fucking media war, this is the number one outlet of informative I formation and I nice aha in the proof is in the pudding. Every aspect I enjoyed, the sneak preview of the Insomnia interview, might even give your previous works a run for your money, I am definatly counting the days till the full release. As a whole, I would have thought it to have been a real challenge to surpass the first issue but you have done it In spades my friend keep up the amazing work. -TM

vol 3 on its way