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| Be My Date For A Wedding! | Started by: MichaelScott on Apr 06, '18 15:53 |
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Men, women, lesbians, bisexuals, gays, transexuals, transvestites, hookers, cam girls, ugly people, pretty people and animals all welcome to apply.
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| It's tempting, real!y is. | |
| Reply by: Chloe at Apr 06, '18 16:51 | |
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| when i saw sex guarantee i was interested..... then i saw u were a guy | |
| Reply by: JohnGambino at Apr 06, '18 18:35 | |
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Sex is sex, not matter what sex the other sex is. |
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| Reply by: MichaelScott at Apr 06, '18 18:50 | |
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| Where in Ireland and when in August? | |
| Reply by: TyrionLannister at Apr 06, '18 21:35 | |
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East Coast and mid august, further details provided closer to the occasion to prevent wedding crashers. |
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| Reply by: MichaelScott at Apr 06, '18 21:37 | |
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Awww really wanted to Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson that shit.. Oh well. Have a good time! |
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| Reply by: Kris_Kringle at Apr 07, '18 00:08 | |
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You dont need to Vince Vaughn it, you can be my date. Currently trying to feed Chloe enough alcohol to agree. |
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| Reply by: MichaelScott at Apr 07, '18 21:14 | |
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You horny little Irish dude, get out on the streets and look after real women you lazy bitch :p |
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| Reply by: Whoops at Apr 07, '18 22:19 | |
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| Fuck the date, you need a wingman. | |
| Reply by: twentyletterusername at Apr 08, '18 01:06 | |
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You are not wrong twentyletterusername but I dont think a loyalist would do well at this wedding... if you know what I mean :P |
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| Reply by: MichaelScott at Apr 08, '18 11:49 | |
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| That bad? What dates I August? Also, hustle points | |
| Reply by: Chloe at Apr 08, '18 13:51 | |
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All right, im in. Dopamine said she'll fly me out for the services \o/ |
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| Reply by: Goofy at Apr 08, '18 14:02 | |
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With a picture like that, can’t say no |
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| Reply by: The_Kid at Apr 08, '18 19:44 | |
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Hope all goes well. |
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| Reply by: Klejnot at Apr 10, '18 19:43 | |
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Dont forget to Bring your own 1.Tazer 2. Police report |
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| Reply by: TM at Apr 10, '18 20:18 | |
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God Save The Queen by the Six Pistols bringing in to you as a gift. |
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| Reply by: Whoops at Apr 11, '18 08:43 | |
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