Well, I guess old Fat Derek, the original FD had better come out and introduce himself.

Hello. I am Derek.

Well I think that went very well. A great introduction. Oh yeah, and that fat chopper over there is Craig. I wouldn't pay too much attention to him though, I probably will have shot him by Friday.

Any way, we are The Bin Dippers, the newest and fattest captaincy to work under Captain_Stubing. Not in the way that Theresa works under the Captain of course, we still have our dignity. Well, some dignity. OK fine, he turned us down, but under the Captain in the sense that we will remain an extension of The Praetorian Guard.

Standing along side and all around the Captain we will be helping him build something special. Hopefully that will be a Gourmet Burger bar, but more likely it will be a criminal empire that will be talked about for minutes to come.

We are The Bin Dippers and we will dip your bins.

The popularity of The Bin Dippers is clearly staggering.

Many, many people have sought to join our organization and none have met our criteria.

Fat Derek and I won't just let anyone prop up the bar at Gourmet Burger. It take a special breed of Mobster. We are looking for them.

Well, between sorting through your rubbish.

Resurgam stands listening to the speeches given by Derek and his enormous  “Chopper”, Craig.

Congratulations gentlemen.It is reassuring to see that the river of cholesterol still runs through this thing of ours. Your enormity and girth will be felt I`m sure by all who are touched by the presence of the Bin Dippers.

Salut!

Many thanks Resurgam, and rest assured. The Bin Dippers will be touching as many people as they can. It's rule number 1 of the dip.

I know Dead McShottoface would be heartened to see you take over The Waste of Space Family

He wouldn't.

I know for a fact he always hated Fat Derek.

Rumour has it he was dipping in Mrs McShottoface's Bin.

Who is this Craig? Never heard of him...

Craig is the C in "no name C". True story.

Fat Derek ate the C in "no name C".

Oh great. The way you say that makes it sound like we have gone all Cap'n Bob in the new HQ.

You could put those bingo wings to good use.

Now you sound like Sammy.

Glad to have another Fat crewleader waddling about the eight cities.

That implies Fat Derek is mobile.

He tends to just rest his bulk in his small boat.