Even though he had alot of money I mean alot of money hidden in his attic his basment his garage. JimmyCarolla was never happy, he was supposed to get a visit from his cousin Jr. but no word from him for days no calls nothing but hey Jr. was a live one. Who knows if Jr. was in jail or gamblin or on some Oriental pirate ship smoking Opium with Geishas wich was one of his many indevours. But anyways where here to talk about JimmyCarolla the one Jimmy who got passed down the dice. JimmyCarolla received a package that day and it was from Jr. some sort of weird gypsy talsiman and a note saying "put it on keep it on them Dice of yours gonna get ya killed sumday" signed Jr.

  JimmyCarolla puts the Talisman on wondering where his cousin Jr got it from! Still bored as hell he sits on the Lazyboy staring out the living room window with that little box in his hand with the asian writing. Inside the 2 shiniest Dice you'll ever put you eyes on. They shined so bright it make your eyes squint at first than you'd see them clearly after a few seconds. Jimmy opens the box he's bored out his skull. The "Dice" have made him a rich man to rich but poor .. nothing could make him happy only when he rolled even knowing the outcome. He had to admit he was addicted and wanted it to end. He got up and went to the living room corner wall kneeled and got ready for the rollin see what it was gonna bring him this time. He blows on the Dice shines them on the side of his shirt and rolls 2 and 3.

 Smiling Jimmy knows he'll roll the next one get it higher his winning streak is of 11. He rolls again and gets 6 two 3's. 12 in a row.

 He knows somewhere in his house a pile of money has appeared everytime he rolled and beat his first roll he'd receive a big batch of money. This time he rolls the Dice again knowing that the rules of the Dice was like his UncleSammy Told em roll once beat it receive cash.    

  One roll to see whats there one roll to win whats there. So he starts his re-roll and rolls a 10 two fives he Gulps knowing he has to beat that 10. He gets ready only to roll the same thing.  Hmmmmm thats never happened before. He says. He see's or hears nothing all is silent in his house. Usualy theres a loud thud or something but this time nothing! To silent. He decides to step out on his porch. Thinking to himself his 13th roll was a tie! 

  "Hmmmmm nobody outside thats weird"! Not even kids playing no cars nobody not even the next door neighbours dog barking. He realizes this is way to messed up hurrys back inside to grab his gun and thinks hmmmmm I better put them dice away under my tile the one cousin Jr. knows about just in case! He steps back out only to see a hooded figure sneak behind his house. He's like what the fuck! Points his gun and fires and misses the hooded figure. The hooded figure is fast hides behind a shrub. Out of view JimmyCarolla wonders "The Fuckin Dice the fuckin Dice"." I have never missed a shot in my life he says to himself". He hears where the hooded figures is at and decides to shoot again at him. Not knowing if the hooded figure is dead he walks to the side hearing nothing only to hear a twig snap behind him a gun pointed at his Head and with a smiling Durden in front of him. The Durden locks and loads and all you hear is a click the stupid Idiots gun didn't work. JimmyCarolla goes for his gun only to hear another twig crack and see's there is another Durden than another one shows up! The one from the shrub also theres like 4. He puts his hand on the Gypsy talisman his cousin Jr. gave him remembering his cousin and all the adventures they had. Only to be ripilled by gunfire. JimmyCarolla drops like sack of cement. The Durdens steal all the hidden cash in his house but since there was so much they never bothered checking the tile floor where JimmyCarolla left the box with the asian writing and a note to his cousin Jr. Use them wisely Cousin Jr. The note saying:

    "be careful but be not afraid roll em right and you have it made just a small price to pay!"

The End