Ghost was sitting in his home after long day of work when his boss called him up.  After a brief conversation on the phone, they decided to go out to a local restaurant to discuss some business and have a meal.  Ghost went out to meet his boss and they rode together to the restaurant.  As they made small talk, Ghost, who didn't really understand his limits, starting talking about some recent work...

...so thats when the guy went SPLAT! right on the pavement.  You'd be surprised how fast a guy can go out of a 10 story building.

They both laughed, mostly because of the SPLAT!  After a few more exchanges, they started talking about how unusual the world is.

You know, thinking about it, there's quite a few things I've seen in this business that I wouldn't encounter otherwise.  You remember the SPLAT! guy?  Well I typically lay low for a while after doing something flashy like that, but after seeing that my adrenaline really got going so I took care of his buddy who was down the street.  I don't think that any other occupation has perks like that.

Also, did you hear about the post office down the road from the HQ?  They passed a law at city hall the other day that required each post office to hold somewhere between $500-700 at all times to cover potential business expenses.  I feel like that's a terrible business plan since us guys always seem to be down there robbing the post office.  We must have some connections there to make them pass that kind of law haha.

They looked at each other and knowingly laughed.  Ghost was enjoying himself a bit too much so he continued.

This reminds me, just the other day I had to drag this half dead, inactive piece of crap out of jail as part of a job I was doing.  I couldn't believe that deadweight was still part of this thing of ours.  The worst part was he held onto the bars and wouldn't come out even though I set everything up for him.  I think he found some religion or scribbles about fat people that made him want to stay in jail.

Also, this probably takes the cake... I came across a guy who was yelling at the Gods in the #main coffeeshop because he wasn't getting enough credits for what he had done.  People really do feel like they're the center of the universe don't they?  That guy really made himself look like an idiot.

The two had a long laugh and shared additional things that they've come across amongst each other.  As they were just about to get to the restaurant, they finished

Hey when we get back, you should have people you know send us more examples of interesting or unique things they've come across in this world.  I think they'll make good stories for the new guys.  This is a stressful job so it wouldn't hurt to share a laugh.  I'll talk to the guys I know and see if we can have them come out to share their stories.

Ghost called up some people he knew and before he knew it people from all walks of life were coming by to share their amusing stories.