"Ahhhh, that was nice."- said Villain as he zipped his pants.

" Talk about a burden lifted off my shoulders, or rather off my ..." - he stopped as he turned towards the camera. The very camera that he had been planning for months now to make this and gone over the script hundreds and tens of times. So yeah, get the point it was all fuckin scripted.

"Oh hey there, almost didn't see you standing there. Nice day isn't it?" was heard from him as he did the best impression to fit the role.

And it was raining btw, but the jokes ahead require a nice day so here we are doing our best.

"Umm, you told me to stand right here and film, what's with the surprised act?" asked the camera boy. Talk about the balls in this one.

"FUCKING CUUT. Come on Mihawk. I told you to find me a professional. Does that look professional to you? I mean even @Amiliah is better at this."- You see the kind of stuff I have to put up with? The other day I asked for a large cup of coffee and they fuckin brought me a normal one. Like who even does that! Anyway, back to action so I can waste more of your time.

 "Well nevermind. Let's just start over from the start, oh and almost forgot. You're fired. Next guy, you're up and don't disappoint me. Action!."

Doing the scene all over again felt pushed but nothing new. We don't need smart guys doing simple work, smart gets shot. For more info on how to be smart and not get shot, feel free to subscribe to the latest magazine of ours where we cover all of that for only the small price of 100.000$. Think that's too cheap? So do I to be honest but they wouldn't let me put a higher price on it. Either way you get the memo, now fill my wallet.

"Oh hey there, almost didn't see you standing there. Nice day isn't it?" said Villain again.

It actually sounded nicer this time but nevermind that.

"Hello Villain, you have been chosen as the most awesomest person by an unanimous vote and we decided to, umm follow your activities through out a day to see what it takes to be that guy."

"That's really nice of you, let's get to it then. Awesomeness is spontaneous, no time to waste."

"Follow me, first thing we have to head out to one of the greatest hot spots in town. That's where the big peeps are."

The Townsville Bar and Lounge

"And here we are. If you want to start or end your day right you've got to give this place a visit. Great prices, great people, pretty good drinks too. An all inclusive thingie to cut it out short if you're looking for a place to have a nice time." finished Villain as he started walking towards the bar and he suddenly froze and turned around. He looked like he had seen a ghost or something, or even worse Petah's mom. She was a lady not to mess with!

"Hell, almost forgot. Bubbles. Don't you dare to touch and pop them. That's a hard no no in here. Unless you want to end up like Doug. He was a cool dude, then shit happened. So yeah, don't become the new Doug!"

With that being said and the bullet dodged out of the way they proceeded inside the bar to find out that it was almost full. At 10am. Were we missing something, where was my invite? Somebody better get explaining. 

"About time you showed up. Thought you were going to miss this, you were all kinds of screwed up last night." was heard from none else but BumbleBee .  " And who is the new kid with the camera, what is this some sort of movie?" trying to imply getting him out of the bar, unfortunately, to his bad luck, it just gave Villain more shit to talk.

"How did you know? It's exactly that! Imagine all the cash we will make out of this after the sales. Well, the cash I will, you all can get a drink or something out of it. Anyway, what's up with all those dark suited men in the corner?" asked Villain.

"So you did forget about it, I freakin' knew it. Just try to act normal. The big bosses are here." was the last thing heard from him as he turned around and joined the big table.

Well, shit. Here we were, with a headache from last night, with a winning lottery ticket on our hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. How did we get the whiskey you ask? Professional secret. Now who was at the table? Let's get a little closer to get a better look.  

Pushing through the crowd, trying not to spill his drink he finally made it there.

There was the reason for those loads of Brunos standing around. Both, the Godfather Insomnia and Godmother Bubbles were in there having a drink and chuckling a little bit. Hotspot of the town for a reason! 

"Hello there. I'm here for the interview you both promised me! And what better time to get it done with both around."

Insomnia turned towards Bubbles with that 'Is this guy for real' look in his face and guess what the next few words he said were?

"Are you for real?" now if that isn't telepathy I don't know what it is. "We were discussing something real important here, let's just postpone this for another time, I still have many things to take care off." was heard from the Chairman. We were not about to give up now though, not after sooo much hard work ... 

"So I'm taking that as a yes! Whoop, let's get to interviewing."

The Interviews

"Is the camera recording still recording?" A slight head nod came from the cameramans way. Alright let's get this done."

And as soon as the cool part was about to begin, a strange beeping noise was heard out of nowhere. Talk about a cliffhanger right! 

"What was that?" asked the camguy.

"You're in for a treat kid, turn that thing off and come outside. That was the pew pew beep." said Villain as he headed outside. 

Just around the corner was some guy in a cheap suit yelling out" I finally made it! I'm a gangster now. Took me some time but I made it, all I need is to find someone to take me under me now, damn this is the best feeling in the world."

Villain pulled out his piece, pointed it towards the new gangster and boom. Blood was spilled all over the wall. Damn that was a good shot, except it wasn't our shot. At the bar entrance there was also one of the Big apple's leaders. Yukihira . 

"Well, there goes my free chance to fill the bloodthirst for the hour. Nicely taken!" 

"Haha, thank you. Let's get inside so we can have a drink." Who is that men who can say no to a drink? Free stuf for the win! 

The big day had brought the other leaders in the bar aswell. Petah was in a table with Obito seemingly having some strange conversations, and around the other corner Sofia was having a laughter with Bumblebee.

If someone could explain it, that would be awesome.

Just what was going on in this thing?

Petah was just relaxing, having a drink at The Townsville with Obito when he noticed Villain come loudly through the bar, followed by a small entourage and a terrified looking teenager awkwardly holding a camera. They went straight up to the table Bubbles and Insomnia were sitting at and slid their way through the swarms of protection around the table. 

"Ahhh shit... what is he up to now..." Petah said to Obito, nodding in the direction of Villain and his posse and then quickly going back to acting like he didn't notice them come in.

Villain had been spending a little bit too much time with Petah's mom lately and he didn't really wanna hear about it right now. He had spent one lovely night... dinner and play actually... with Villains mother and ever since Villain had been going out of his way to hang out with Petah's mother. She was 65 years old for christ's sake.... 

Just then some screaming outside, followed by some scampering and then a gun shot interrupted Petah's thought process. He ran over to the door to see what had happened just on time to see Villain standing there with a gun and a dead gangster laying outside. 

"Really man? Right here? Again? 

He had received a memo from Villain the day previous, something about a camera guy being brought in and a shoot of some kind. Unsure exactly what was happening, he made his way to the meeting point to find Villain in his best suit, shouting about coffee and needing more of it. With a shake of his head, he made contact with a local fresh italian coffee chain and asked them for a favor, a delivery of more of their best blend to be brought over asap. This was definitely a unique time in his life, he had never been apart of something like this, although, he still wasn't entirely sure exactly what was going on!

Fast forward a few hours and he had been informed of the new meeting point at the NY Tavern. Now this spot was more familiar to him, many nights had been lost in here after the heavy burden of fund collection from the various revenue spots Petah had on the books. Making his way over, he gave a nod to the bartender before ordering himself a beer. Looking around, he noticed many of New Yorks finest in attendance. In that instance, he had a loud bang from outside and wondered what the hell was up! Heading out, he saw Villain ranting about a gangster and throwing his hands in the air towards the few people with him.

"Villain! I know you said this was meant to be a shoot but I think I misunderstood! Come, let's get this show back on the road!"

As he returned to the interior of the tavern, he decided to order a round of drinks and produced a small bundle of notes, handing it to the barkeep. "Keep this for a tab, I am sure it will suffice for now. Anyone ordering a drink in the next few hours, take it from this money".

With a free table nearby, he grabbed his beer and took a seat, encouraging the cameraguy to finish his setup quickly.