So there I am floating away with the bag of provisions on the Raft and the Gypsy Amulet around my neck! Curious the Raft Floats but a very tranquil pace. Enough for me to say "Shit" I haven't ate yet!!.

 So I grab the bag and open it up! and there's this frickin Ferret inside the bag.

 Guess what the little fucker ate everything that was there! Nothing left just an odd looking Pipe and sum foul smelling Tobaco. Almost a bluish green to it. But no evidence of mold. So I give the finger to the little Ferret. And it looks at me! Stout little nose and I could swear I hear a Hmmf! But not sure im hungry im on a Raft! and giving the finger to a Ferret! You could say a little delirious.

 I grab that Pipe and say Fuck it!! What do I have to lose! I pack that wierd wooden pipe with this bluish green tobaco and! and lucky there was these wooden stick matches in a little box only 6 matches I see! I scrape one against the flint box and Puff! Put it towards The pipe filled with whatever it was and I start to haul from it blast after blast of smoke! I see the Ferret look at me and say "Hey How are ya JimmyJunior!" with a major Long-Island accent! Flipped me out when he said "Sorry for eaten your ration's Buster! But Im hungry and when im hungry I can't think" Im just like the little egoistic Ferret of a Fuck I say to myself.

 While hauling on this smoke the match goes out! And The little Ferret says ahhh ya got 5 matches left you can light that pipe again go ahead!

 So Of course i get that pipe feeling good no hunger now and light another match and put it to the bowl and inhale that sweet honey yet lemon taste of something so green so pure. Flying I was! So High! The Ferret grabs my matches without me knowing as I fall into a deep slumber!

 I wake up on the raft hitting a river bed! How did I get here where am I! I look thinking shit the matches? the Pipe? The fuckin Ferret my rations. Was it just a dream? Not even close!! I see that the bag was opened all food eaten but yet the pipe was there all the green bluish Tobaco too even the Pipe!!! Hmmm I say to myself! I grab the bag and Tobaco and pipe and get off the raft realising I dont have the matches. I find a small rope that attached to the raft and tie it to a small Olive tree close to the river bed.

 And move on a small trail to only hear someone or something burning a fire you could hear the crackling of wood and someone something singing.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

It was the Fuckin Ferret!

To be Continued...

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