Lefty mangages to stagger to the middle of the street. An unnoticeable dumb-founded expression on his face caught the attention of a handful of onlookers who decided to waste valuable time to see what he wanted to say. I mean this guy looked like he had just seen a gh-

Ladies and gentleman, as you all know we are living in times in which our very tomorrow cannot be decided. Times where alot of us are seeing things we thought we would never see and doing things we thought we would never do. However, it is necessary for us to carry out these things in order to make our Bosses happy and gain the respect of those you intend to gain it from. I would like to tell you my fellow mafioso, that I feel like it is screwing with me a bit too much.

He shudders and then pulls a flask out of his coat pocket and takes a sip. Very unusual for him to use his right hand as his drinking hand. This was new for ole Lefty.

At about 11:00 this morning, I was headed to my HQ to have a word with my Boss. Ordinary morning; so I thought. It was not until about ten minutes into my stroll down the busy street, that I noticed what appeared to be the living dead. YES! ZOMBIES! with the mark of RIA on their forehead. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE! I did not know what to do. I was frozen. After about ten minutes of standing in the same place, I realized that I was the ghost to them. They had not even noticed me. It was like they were on their own paths and intentions. Like they ALL had a plan to take over he world. Maybe this is just a vision if noone else had seen this. Maybe i'm just a fucking quack. However, I have a plan.

I am going to assemble all of my left handed freak friends from the country of Leftersburg. We are going to unleash our wrath on these
"zombies". I will protect you my fellow mafioso. That is all;

Oh and by the way i'm ambidextrious now so bite me!

TO THE BATCAVE!!

A bystander: That guy needs some serious fucking help, and a new suit.

haha not funny, :)

On his stroll down the street ATF sees Lefty, wide eyed and seeming to be on a rampage he decides to see whats the matter with the man. ATF walks up to Lefty.

"So Lefty, you had a run in with some zombies you say? Well just remember the rules my friend. Well at least the important ones. Travel in a group! Double tap! Kill efficiently! Don't make abuncha noise until your ready for WAR!"

ATF looks around all shifty.

"What are you waiting for? Don't just stand there Lefty, go kill some zombies!"

Yea man, the rules lol first: Cardio, lol Watch for the bathrooms, and dont get into ur car with out lookin in the backseat first, and seatbelts at all times, and dont forget to stretch...

Did this funny guy just say "lol" in the streets. Poor bloke, but yes, ATF. I just haven't figure out HOW THE HELL TO  KILL A DEAD PERSON.. You know what, i'm going to pass on an idea to my next of kin and his next of kin and in about 70 years. I want them to make a movie called" Shaun of the Dead" all about killing dead people.

Yea cause, you know, you can totally kill dead people in this game right?

Hey I think anything is possible. Why don't you try decapitating and then burning the bastards. Nothing supernatural can come back after you burn the them and the decapitating part is just for fun.

I agree with fox....I mean if you take a lesson from the Europeans than Fire is the way to go when destroying Super Natural things....

Hmm. Very nice recommendation, Fox. If only I had not taken that sooner. Instead I decided to watch one of them try to crawl to me after blowing his legs off.

It was quite funny, poor bloke got so hungry he ate his own legs.

Correction: If only I HAD taken that sooner.

Biff walk up to Lefty, and shakes his head as he takes a swig of some strong whiskey.

Lefty, my friend, you're not alone , I saw them thing's you called Zombies to.

Hands Lefty the bottle of whiskey, and says" You seem to need that more then me."

I thought i was nuts. Yesterday, i don't remember exactly when, i saw the horde in NY. They just walked around aimlessly. I ducked behind a dipping approved bin and watched these, these things. If something isn't done, i don't know how long we'll survive.

I know right. There is something going on outside of our awareness. I kept my mouth closed about it the last time because I didn't want people to think I was-

Lefty twitches

crazy ya know? But I saw a bunch of them walking to the river's edge from the alley down the street from my HQ. Never saw them alive again. I mean dead. Wait. I mean..AHHHH! Anyway, 7 days later there bodies were seen floating at the top of the river. Weird huh?