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Brick House Comedy Club Started by: ShoNuff on Jun 08, '18 20:48

ShoNuff is excited about the new venue Brick House Entertainment is opening and steps out into the courtyard to address the people.

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen.

Today is a good day.  I am pleased to announce that Brick House Entertainment will be opening it’s Comedy Club.

Brick House Comedy Club

 

Every evening we will have an open mic.  Please feel free to enter the stage and tell your best jokes.

I will tip you for just taking the stage, whether you are good or you suck.  Just mention my name when you get up on the stage so I know you are in the house.

Audiences if you like the comedians jokes please Tip them.  If you don’t keep it to yourselves.

So stop by the Comedy Club when you are in Philly and give it your best shot or show some love with some tips.

It’s all in fun.

Hope to see you all soon, please enjoy yourselves and maybe make some money.

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Criseria wonders out into the courtyard and looks around at the crowd that has gathered to see what all the commotion was about. As she stood there she was excited to see that it was ShoNuff on Stage. He had mentioned to her once before about an new venture he was about to do and this must be the exciting reveal. Criseria listens carefully to the announcement made.

Once it was over she goes up to ShoNuff and waits her turn. "ShoNuff, I am so happy to hear that your plans have finally been realized. Congratulations! I am looking forward to seeing this new Comedy Club and it is sure to be a Success!"

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Heston walks into the comedy club he is nervous he approaches the bar and orders two double whiskey on the rocks he lights a cigarette before spotting ShoNuff he walks over and they shake hands 

 

Heston has been working on telling his jokes he has practiced and practiced and thinks he has them down he takes the stage and takes the mic he waits until there is silence and starts to mumble 

 

 

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.                                                                                                              

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.                                                                  
                                                                           
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "notice anything  different about me?"                                                                
                                                                           
Bessie looks up from her knitting and gives him a once over before saying, "Nope."                                           
                                                                           
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.                     
                                                                           
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"                                                                     
                                                                           
Bessie sighs, folds her knitting across her lap and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."                     
                                                                           
Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"                                       
                                                                           
To which Bessie replies with a cat-like grin, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Ya shoulda bought a "hat".

 

Heston stands and waits to be heckled 

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ShoNuff looks as Heston

Man you better save that shit.  This isn't the fucking comedy club out here.  What ya been drinking?  You must want tips really bad. It was a pretty good joke.

A few just laughed.

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Elyan smiled hearing ShoNuff speak about his new venture. His line was one of entrepreneurs, and Elyan knew them well... Goliath had been a wonderful venture from his predecessor, and if ShoNuff was anything like his kin, the man would thrive. With a nod, Ely noted to himself that he and the pack would need to visit Philly and this comedy club.

"ShoNuff! It excites me to hear you opening a new place in Philly! I look forward to visiting it and enjoying myself. If you're anything like your fathers before you, then I'm sure you are going to do wonderful things for this world of ours."

He nodded to the man and made his exit, but they would be seeing each other soon enough... Ely was certain of it.

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