*Oscar finds a nice over flowing trash can and climbs in side and starts munching on the contents of the bin. Many people stop to watch what he's doing. He swallows the bit of garbage that remains in his mouth and starts to speak...

Ive only reached these shores about 20 minutes ago and allready my trash can is full of letters from people wishing me to join there crew...Please ive come here to ask that people leave poor oscar alone...I have aspergers and to much social contact causes anxiety as it is, I dont need to be botherd by pretyped request forms. Atleast show some imagination. I dont want to go into a spergers rage!

*Oscar begins to eat more contents of the bin and is content people may try to put forth alittle more effort in their member whoring attempts.

I would beware Craig and Derek, Oscar.

Not for memberwhoring but for their bin dipping. They may get you and...do things.

Ancalagon makes a face and stalks away

*Oscar gaze's over the rim of the Trash bin he his feasting inside of

Fellow bin dippers, im intrigued by that. you see my level of mental illness, and poverty have led me here to the streets...also theres nothing better than a free lunch...Id like to meet these connoisseur's of rubish. As a fellow bin dipper i feel some form of arrangement can be made. Enough bins for everyone.

Vex notices the public rimming Oscar is performing and comments.................Bins yes, there`s plenty to go around Oscar.

It appears as if some of NY's finest cant refrain themselves from dumping unsolicited crew invites into my my trash bin...cough terrytibbs cough. please do not send me invites with out so much as saying hello to me first.

you sicko

To: Oscar_The_Grouch
From: TerryTibbs
Sent: Oct 10, '10 18:14
Subject:

Hey, you joining the family?

when i recieve crew invites with this following up five minutes later without so much of a hello, thats just lazy and i dont work for the lazy.

Laughs and kicks the young thug

Be lucky someone wanted to protect you! If I was around, I would have recommended he not waste his invite on somebody not worthy of working for New York..

Grabs Tibbs, and brings him back to the HQ for a small talk and then a night out on the town with drinking and women

Nazty's laughing his asssss off, now now thats enough trash talk.

Tony has paid me five euro's to come here to say that Tibbs has had terrible gas lately causing dramatic affection towards fresh faces arriving in New York City this past week. Please excuse him for this.

I however remember my Grandma Jenkins who had aspergers who once had a relapse and shot our three kittens, one in the face and the others, well it doesnt matter because it was horrible, and I hate to recall such events.

Anyways sir find a cafe around here somewhere and talk to a few people and maybe, just maybe society will accept you for who you really are.

I reckon maybe some of them fellers that was sendin' them invites to yer trash can thought ye was kin to that other OscarTheGrouch feller, since ye got the same name as 'im.

At least I reckon that's why they was sendin' 'em. MMHMMMM! Alright then.

SlingBlade shakes his head and returns to Big_Meech's garage to continue repairing his lawnmower in exchange for biscuits with mustard.