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| Hot dog | Started by: Spartacus on Jun 25, '18 19:20 |
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Spartacus rubbed his leg as he set still on the floor. "Ahhh, omg.. ahh.. my leg.. owwww..." He kept repeating over and over again as a black welpt began to rise on his shin. "Sal do you see.. ahhh omg my leg oww..." He watched as Sal ready the gun again and took aim. He looked over and saw the massive salami that he had taken a bite out of and he grasped it. Standing up he said. "FOR SPARTA!" He flung it with all his might and watched it bounce off Sal's head. |
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| Reply by: Spartacus at Jun 26, '18 03:57 | |
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Lucky was pushed back as the salami hit him in the head. The gun went off and when he saw where the shot landed he noticed that Donny was hit in the ass... Lucky started laughing Hysterically before picking the salami up and flinging it back at Spartacus hitting him in the face. |
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| Reply by: Salvatore_Luciano at Jun 26, '18 04:02 | |
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Isabella crawled out of the fray and made her way back to the table. Pulling herself up she raced into the kitchen and came back with a large bowl of jello. Taking handfuls of it she lobbed it at all three people on the floor. "HEY DONNY! CALL ME A COMMIE?!? WELL... I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FRUIT FLAVORED ICE-COLD SOCIALISM! JELLO FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Luciano at Jun 26, '18 04:31 | |
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Spartacus perks up suddenly at the sound of jello.
"Jello.." He looks around to see her gathering up a tub of cherry jello. "ISABELLA NOO IT is for.." He watched as the precious jello left it's container and splatted all over everywhere. "The jello shots later." Spartacus sighed and then tried to gather it all up as wasting food was one thing, but alchol was another! |
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| Reply by: Spartacus at Jun 26, '18 04:41 | |
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"Wait..." Isabella asked, genuinely confused. "What's a Jello Shot?" |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Luciano at Jun 26, '18 05:14 | |
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"Sooo Isabella.." Spartacus take a handfull of the jello smeared on the countertop. "Try it. Its a pleasant concausion of vodka mixed inside." Spartacus handed her the jello and smiled. "I had done this as a surprise to try, but well now I don't know if you want it." Spartacus smiled as he picked a piece of hair out of it and smiled. |
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| Reply by: Spartacus at Jun 26, '18 05:35 | |
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Vincent tried to ignore the childish behaviour of the group knowing most of it was booze talking... "In sicily this doesnt happen, sicilian way you get what you play for. Not política, its... pratical" |
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| Reply by: Vincent_Mancini at Jun 26, '18 09:12 | |
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“Some of a....motherfu....you shot me!!!” Trying to contort himself donny attempts to see the damage “ Hey Isabella_Luciano how’s the damage looking ??” As Donny moons everyone in the club |
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| Reply by: Donny_Donowitz at Jun 26, '18 11:43 | |
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"Actually Donny, I owe you an apology... those are the best looking buns in the room." She roared with laughter as she put more jello in her mouth - combined with the pain meds she was starting to feel VERY good. Vincent came into the room, she was surprised to see him here - what with his recent move but she smiled at him non-the-less. "Oh you can't be uptight all the time Vincent_Mancini - shall I help you loosen that tie of yours so you can properly join us for a few laughs? If you can't have a little fun what the fuck is the point of all these shit situations we constantly get ourselves into?" She looked around, "Speaking of shit situations we get ourselves into... has anyone seen Elias today?" |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Luciano at Jun 26, '18 12:09 | |
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Contemplating his now damaged rear end donny ponders all the things he could do to fix it. Surgery is too expensive, and our surgical doc is really just a vet down the street with a drug problem. Pass on that. What if I just get a tattoo to cover it. “Hey Vince! What do you think about me getting a giant smiley face tattoo on my ass?!?” |
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| Reply by: Donny_Donowitz at Jun 26, '18 12:44 | |
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Elias happened to walk in the room just as Isabella_Luciano spoke of his name, and that night when he got himself into an awful amount of trouble...
'So - you name dropped me, and I must say, looking from the state of this place...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!' Elias was gobsmacked at the state of the room, it was totally trashed and he looked towards Isabella who had jelly stuck all over her face, it almost looked like she'd been smooching it. He bellowed with laughter before ducking out the way, it seems a mystery person from the shadows decided to throw a weiner directly at his head..he scuffed 'better luck next time....losers!' |
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| Reply by: Elias at Jun 26, '18 13:35 | |
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The fridge´s empty... Vincent looks at Isabella and Donny...
"So, whos gonna go get me some hotdogs? just one, no ... well.... whtever your debating here, and some beers for the guys..."
Vincent shows some green and places on the table. |
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| Reply by: Vincent_Mancini at Jun 26, '18 17:10 | |
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“Vince we don’t need more wieners here. What we need is a net, and a volleyball! Yo Spartacus yo Isabella_luciano it’s fucking volleyball timeee!” Yells Donny as he starts looking for a net. |
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| Reply by: Donny_Donowitz at Jun 26, '18 17:29 | |
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Spartacus stared at Donny and then looked outside as the sun was shining brightly. The temps weren't terribly hot so he thought that Donny might be on to something. "Volleyball you say?" Spartacus looked around and then spied an old fishing net hanging on the wall that use to belong to Sal. He hated that damn decor and figured what a great way to get rid of it. "Donny.. look.. " He pointed to the net. I do believe that will work quiet nicely. |
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| Reply by: Spartacus at Jun 26, '18 22:03 | |
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While Spartacus was setting up the net donny took it upon himself to find something that could work as a ball. After searching the entire house Donny couldn’t find anything so he knew there was one last place, maybe. Sneaking in to the bosses office he finds an ancient vollyball in a glass case. “Huh who knew sal was a vollyball player when he was young.” Running downstairs into our destroyed and filthy room donny chucks the ball at Spartacus “Look what I found!!” |
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| Reply by: Donny_Donowitz at Jun 26, '18 22:16 | |
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"Son of a bitc..." Spartacus felt the ball bounce off his head as he worked on stringing up the net. He had just come back from outside and after standing there for a bit he decided it was too hot, and taken one side of the net and hung it on the staircase and the other stetched out to a column. Picking up the ball he Served it up over the net and watched it just barely miss the ceiling fan. "I do believe this will work Donny. Grab the others lets play." |
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| Reply by: Spartacus at Jun 26, '18 22:24 | |
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Not being able to find anybody Donny gets some of his body guards to fill in for a game or two. “ first person to hit the ceiling team pays the other fifty grand!” Serving back donny just clears the met by a hair. |
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| Reply by: Donny_Donowitz at Jun 26, '18 22:29 | |
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