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| Trouble stirs in New Orleans... | Started by: SalvatoreMarino on Jan 21, '08 16:55 |
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In the aftermath of the sadly pathetic -Clipper, I'd like to take this moment to alert the rest of the Mafioso world to recent underground activity from another criminal organisation. Yes, I'm sorry to announce the Chinese Triads have been building up a force to take on the Mafia, steal our profits and take over our cities in a much awaited uprising, co-ordinated by the purely Chinese Triad individuals called Teruzzo aka 'Tie Mi Shoo' and Valentino_Giovanni aka Mr Fu King. You may wonder how I know this? I have a source. My source was found out today, and fled the Triads to link up with me and pass on the information of the hostile takeover. My source, Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis, was recognised despite his claims that his name was "Eh Eh Woo" due to his red and yellow hair and dark skin. Moretay was also undercover in the Triad group, until some bright spark cottoned onto his role in the Mafia world, and realised his undercover name, "Su Do Ku", was very similar to a futuristic Western number game. Salvatore glances over his shoulder at a small group of Triads that could be seen running toward him before offering one last warning. Mafiosos, I call upon you to assist me in my battle against the Chinese "Black Society". |
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Runs up to where Salvatore announced his speech... and pulls out a long sword. I am calling all Triads out there to come join us in this battle. It is against your oath not to help each other. I Shall be readying the thunderbolts and dog's if you do not comply! Turns to His friend Mr Fu King |
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| Reply by: Teruzzo at Jan 21, '08 16:59 | |
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Eh Eh! It is no Black society, to my knowledge they only accept Chinese recruits. I had no trouble getting in due to my inconspicus appearence. They are ready for war! All mafioso must rise up and kill these Triads! |
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| Reply by: Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis at Jan 21, '08 16:59 | |
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It is true! They force their own to eat leftover dog as one of the 36 oaths! Salvatore steals Ti Mi Shoo's chopsticks and raises them to prepare for a duel to the death. |
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| Reply by: SalvatoreMarino at Jan 21, '08 17:02 | |
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Throws a chopstick at Eh Eh Waaaa |
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| Reply by: Teruzzo at Jan 21, '08 17:04 | |
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Iv'e been found out! Pulls out his gun Take that! Hits Mr-Fu-King with his gun |
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| Reply by: Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis at Jan 21, '08 17:05 | |
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Mr Fu King jumps through the walls of their near by HQ built of pure paper, and draws his ping pong bat. "Did someone order a chinese?" |
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| Reply by: Valentino_Giovanni at Jan 21, '08 17:06 | |
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Eh Eh kicks Ti-Mi-Shoo, but he nimble evades it and grabs Eh Eh from behind. EH EH! GET OFF OF ME! |
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| Reply by: Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis at Jan 21, '08 17:09 | |
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Ahhh!!! Ping pong!!! I keel you at Ping Pong! Watches Tie Mi Shoo set up a paper table to play on in 2 seconds flat before chopping his hand through it. I think we were going to use that to play on? Looking down at the crumpled mess, Tie resurrects the table and prepares to play ping pong, serving the ball down at 150mph as a practice serve. |
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| Reply by: SalvatoreMarino at Jan 21, '08 17:11 | |
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Hits the ball again at the table, It slices the net, and flies up into Eh Eh's face, Knocking him to the floor holding his face Ahh take that this is for Mong Long! Kicks the paper table towards Salvatore |
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| Reply by: Teruzzo at Jan 21, '08 17:14 | |
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Mr Fu King builds a cannon out of paper using his ancient origami skills, loads the cannon with egg fried rice and fires in the direction of SalvatoreMarino. He then makes a microphone from one of -clippers old fliers lying on the ground, and begins.... Everybody was kung-fu fighting, Those cats were fast as lightning, In fact it was a little bit frightning, But they fought with expert timing... |
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| Reply by: Valentino_Giovanni at Jan 21, '08 17:16 | |
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Eh Eh's ears begin to bleed EH EH, WHAT IZ DIS?!? |
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| Reply by: Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis at Jan 21, '08 17:18 | |
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Salvatore is knocked to the floor by this show of ancient skills from the Triads, and looks up to see reinforcements arrive for the Triad organisation in the shape of someone he knows to be Devious, aka "Won Ki Dik". Another Triad!!! Eh Eh, we have to retreat! They're too strong with their paper cannon! |
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| Reply by: SalvatoreMarino at Jan 21, '08 17:19 | |
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Laughs triumphantly Keep it going Mr Fu Ahh another brother, Hugs Won Ki Dik |
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| Reply by: Teruzzo at Jan 21, '08 17:21 | |
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Mr Fu King Soon realises their running low on paper... "Quick! retreat to the local arts and crafts store!" Mr Fu King looks down to see Eh Eh planting a chop stick into his leg! He retaliates with a large portion of chicken balls to the face... "Save yourselves...i'll hold them off!" |
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| Reply by: Valentino_Giovanni at Jan 21, '08 17:26 | |
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Eh Eh manages to get behind Mr_Fu_King and pulls out his peice of wire string Eh Eh, Chicken Ball THIS! Eh Eh begins to strangle Mr_Fu_King with the wire |
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| Reply by: Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis at Jan 21, '08 17:30 | |
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Eh Eh soon realises the wire is also made of paper, and is easily broken. Mr Fu King soon followes with a paper cut to Eh Eh's left Kidney. But this time Eh Eh had gone tooo far, Mr Fu King blows some kind of ancient whistle, and from the distance came.....a chinese new year dragon. "You time on this earth is up Eh eh, I challange you to a daring game of...rock, paper, scissors!!!" |
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| Reply by: Valentino_Giovanni at Jan 21, '08 17:40 | |
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Eh Eh, I must accept! Eh Eh looks over at Marino An Honour fighting by your side, you know that the Triads never lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors... |
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| Reply by: Eh_Eh_WhatIzDis at Jan 21, '08 17:42 | |
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Salvatore whispers to Eh Eh. *Choose scissors! They always go with paper, ALWAYS!* Sal glances at the paper cannon and mutters "Always..." again |
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| Reply by: SalvatoreMarino at Jan 21, '08 17:44 | |
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Moretay recieves word that his Mafioso are under attack and runs to help them. coming round the corner he ducks to avoid some ninja stars that skim past his ear Looking down he sees that they are not Ninja Stars but prawn crackers that have been cut in such a way using aincent techniques to become a dangerous weapon, pulling his gun he looks for the culprit "Won Ki Dik That was you wasnt it? oh now your in trouble" |
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| Reply by: Moretay at Jan 21, '08 17:49 | |
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