Oscar The Grouch was found dead today on the lower east side of New Orleans, face down in a trash bin...A note was also found in his pocket that said the following:

I hate you all and i want to prove a point. In the days to come i plan on infiltrating the NY crime syndicate and working my way up. once my gun has been fully trained and i feel i can wack someone of importance i will. I want to prove/show why its important to screen members and why member whoring is unacceptable. you may ask why im doing this, the answer is simple. You guys take your selves way to seriously and your pubby tears are going to be like sweet sweet nectar and a source of my amusement.

 

Oscar was 36 and he leaves behind no serviving family. donations can be made to TheDeans fund for underage philipino hooker foundation.

WOAH THAT LAST SENTENCE ISNT FUNNY.

Only cash please.

once my gun has been fully trained and i feel i can wack someone of importance i will.

Cool! at least I know I'll be safe! :D

You guys take your selves way to seriously and your pubby tears are going to be like sweet sweet nectar and a source of my amusement.

You do realize this is the Mafia, don't you?
Fun and games in your own time please! - Nothing wrong with being serious ..it's better than being a whining little bitch.

donations can be made to TheDeans fund for underage philipino hooker foundation.

That is unfortunate, TheDean has told me countless times he no longer pays for sex, only reason I gave it to him for free, I thought it was a new religion ..You ow me money old man!!

Even if he achieves what he promises, it won't mean a thing. There is no screening process to save you from rogues.

People who are dumb enough to answer stupid shit when you meet them are too stupid to know how to fully train a gun to be of any danger. So a true and dangerous rogue will give all the right answers and THEN show his true colors.

Oscar's limited dipping ability is likely to translate into limited rogue potential.

Craig would consult the sacred eight bins for their guidance all the same. Fat Derek would appreciate their counsel.

Our thing is about profits, the bottom line. Are the increased profits of hundreds of associates worth the death of one man every blue moon?

Probably.

Bloody idiot took a shot at me.Ive never even spoken to him before :S

Anything can happen in the mafia hibb.  Only thing you can do is try to stay alive.

It's unfortunate, this particular speech is something I would expect from someone who knows no better, someone new to this way of life, but I'll be damned, here stood a man who's line goes back quite a distance and should know better than to stand out here making stupid threats which put his bloodline to shame.