… And so Yheti, a turkey posing creature of the North, drives to South Side in a Ford with a turkey hood ornament, gleaming under the passing street lights. His feathers are fluffed, and he has oiled up his beak to a fine glisten. He is on his way to see JasonLeeScott with a present. As he pulls up to JasonLeeScott’s HQ and parks, he reaches into the backseat for a large canvas bag. He exits the car and pecks at the door of the headquarters, excited and looking fabulous.

JasonLeeScott answers the door, and throws his arms around the soft and fluffy bird. He loves his turkey. He brings him quickly inside. The turkey presents his gift bag to JasonLeeScott, a bag of the finest stuffing. After they romp around and make a mess of the stuffing, Bachelor gets called into help clean it all up, but Bachelor is happy, to do so. JasonLeeScott decides that tonight is a night of celebration, and they should go out on the town. He has his driver, Bachelor, pull up a limo, and they drive to a colorful part of town where people are free to be who and what they want and drink without any governmental interference.

They arrive at a jazz club called The Pearl Umbrella, a cavernous club three levels below street level. As they enter, they are careful not to slip going down the stairs, wet from shoes coming in from the street, and a clogged drain overflowing onto the sidewalk. They are seated quickly at a private table.

Around them, people of all sorts are dancing to the hip-moving music. Even @JosephLigambi is up on a table dancing with Joey_Merlino, as the women in the crowd watch, wantingly. @Marie_Luciana and Salvatore_Luciano sit in a corner playing with a deck of cards, while Draven, in all black, comes over with shots of tequila and fresh limes. JoliBebe is by the stage talking to a hostess about procuring a couple of bottles of wine to leave the club with.

Among all the partygoers, the most active on the dance floor is Zoom. A circle crowds around him as he goes down to the floor and spins on his head. People are in awe of him, and quickly everyone tries to buy him a drink. Rubix runs up to Zoom, barks, and turns to Spaceman. Rubix barks again, alerting Spaceman of an undone zipper. Spaceman rearranges himself and starts passing out some sort of powder from Asia. Violetera also starts dispersing small envelopes of her own product to everyone as samples. Vincent_Mancini comes around offering people a delicacy that appears like… well… dicks.

JasonLeeScott and Yheti sip from a fine bottle of cask strength bourbon, and chat about a new coloured hood for Bazooka. They want to get him one that isn’t only one solid colour, but rather one in leopard print, but perhaps in blue. In the middle of this conversation, a gunshot goes off. Everyone falls to the ground, and Rubix runs under a table to hide with a whimper. Silence covers the room, and after a few moments, the band starts to play again. It would seem that @Alcheois was bringing JasonLeeScott a new loaded present, something called a blade blaster, and given its strange shape and lack of trigger guard, she accidentally made it discharge. Luckily, no one was hurt except for an odd glass of rosé near the piano by the stage.

The party continues gaining momentum, and finally at midnight, Vivacity comes from the back room, pushing in an old civil war era cannon, angled towards the ceiling. She lights the fuse, as the band begins to play faster, and then bang, rainbow confetti hits the ceiling and comes flying down on everyone.

Within minutes, sirens can be heard from the streets, and the police run in to make some arrests, but these are corrupt agents, and all their employers are at the party, so they let them all leave, but tell them that the party is over. Everyone goes up the stairs as Kairi holds the door for them exit. Outside with their suits, coats, fur, and dresses covered in sweaty confetti, they all bid each other good night, while Marie reminds everyone of a poker game next Sunday.

JasonLeeScott and Yheti get into their limo and Bachelor speeds them all off home. Finally, back at the HQ, JasonLeeScott reclines on the couch and settles his head down on the turkey’s feathers, a cozy pillow.