Are you an old lady with a gambling problem? Or do you want to be?

Then come play a weekly BINGO! Game for your chance to lose your money!

We’ll be hosting a weekly  BINGO game LIVE every week! For the low price of $500,000 you can buy a card and join us in The Lounge while we pull numbers and you could win!

The rules are simple: You purchase your spot, we send you a link to a BINGO card to download, join us in a special room in The Lounge, and you get angry when someone else calls BINGO!

Each round will have a total of 10 winners: the first five people to score a BINGO (5 spots in a horizontal, vertical, or diagonal line) the first 4 to hit 4 corners (all four corner spots on your card), and the grand prize winner with a BLACKOUT (all the number on your card called)

Payouts are a percentage of the total pot (money spent on cards).

• Regular BINGO wins 7%
• 4 corners win 10 %
• A BLACKOUT wins 15%

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN OLD LADY!

COME WIN AT BINGO!

Contact Blublank if you want in!

You'll be sent instructions, your card (upon payment), and the password to the room in The Lounge to play!

The fine print: We know who has what cards and can verify wins when they are called, the game will continue until all prizes are won, you must be present in The Lounge to win, the total prize payout is 90% of the pot as the house keeps 10% for the time/effort put into the game, you can win more than once per game/card as long as they are different wins (i.e. you can only win one blackout or four corners per card, but could win more than one BINGO per card as long as they are different lines). In theory, you could win all 5 BINGOS, the 4-corners, and blackout on a single card (but that would be AMAZING luck)

The first game will be scheduled once we have 8 cards claimed and paid for.  You ARE allowed to claim more than one card.

Again, if you are interested in playing a live game of Bingo, contact me.

We will most likely run the first game around 00:00 game time, as I believe that will be the best for most players in different time zones.

And yes, you can claim more than 1 card. Hell, you could buy 7 of the 8 if you really wanted to.

I'll take one .... sending ....

Only 3-4 cards remaining for game 1! As long as Madeline is still in....

Hey, when will the time be? So I can schedule it. 

Not sure on the date yet, as that will be determined when the cards are all claimed and paid for. 

That said, we'll run it around 00:00 game time of the day we pick.

First game of bingo has all the cards bought. Any times/days that don't work for the participants?

Game number 1 is full and (tentatively) scheduled. If you would like to watch, but not play, let me know. Feedback is important, and I would love to see what people think before we move forward.

Sweet, this is going to be fun.

Preparations for the FIRST EVER MR Bingo game is ready. Cards will be sent out in roughly 10 hours. Game starts in The Lounge in roughly 22 hours. Excited to see how this plays out. If you would like to watch, let me know and I'll send you the room we will be playing in.

First Game Starts: Sept. 11, 00:01 Game time

Players: DeeSe7en, K-9, Madeline, Orlin_Lang, R2D2, Rika, Tops (has a proxy to play)

Huge shout out to Joseph_Ligambi for helping to encourage the idea and to Squishy for the help offered and the place to play!

Thank Everyone! Hope this is a ton of fun!

Looking at Blublank's advertisement, Tops didnt have to think much. At the moment Tops heard of a new way to lose his money, he was up for it. Not that he was a gambling addict, but he indeed was. Also, he knew he had what it took to be an old lady. He was old every day of the week and he knew the complete experience from Friday Nights.

As soon as he could, he tenfolded the money in his pocket to buy a ticket to enter the BINGO game. Then asked his loyal friend R2D2 to take his place, as Tops would probably be at the casino at BING-o'clock.

He handed R2D2 his ticket and told her to keep the winnings in case she got lucky, but he still was anxious about whether he would win or not..

The game was so fun, intense, but so very fun! Thank you so much Blublank for hosting such a great game. Looking forward to future Bingos with you and those competing to win at Bingo.

Thank you Blublank, the Bingo game was a blast. Making it weekly would be great. Lots of fun.

Tops looks at R2D2, then at Blublank.. He looks annoyed and says 

This is not the Olympic Games, is it? It is serious gambling and not just about taking part, right? Who won? That is what this all is about! Who was the best old lady?

Orlin_Lang was the oldest of ladies hitting 3 winning combos for a total prize of $1,160,000 on a $500,000 card.

Unfortunately, K-9 was our only true donor..not a single win. Everyone else hit at least something, even if they didn't get paid back as much as they put in.

Due to the excitement and success of the first game, we will be running this weekly. Monday nights (USA time zones) at 00:01 game time.

We will, eventually, run more than the limited 8 cards that we are at right now.

We will ALSO be running less expensive side bets. You can buy a single number for $10k, and if called you'll win $15k! (Must be present to win)

If you are interested, contact either myself, DeeSe7en, Joseph_Ligambi, or @NicoMangna and we will get you set up!

The winning card combos WILL change form the BINGO, 4-corner, and blackout. We will adjust these as needed to make sure that everyone has a good time and a better chance to win!

Sorry for misspelling your name @NicoMangana...you must be a sad panda.

And of course I fucked it up again NicodemoMangana...making you a much sadder panda.

This was truly a unique and exciting opportunity. I want to thank Blublank for arranging it; I had a wonderful time participating and I can't wait until the next game! I will certainly participate again when the time comes. 

Next game is coming up in just a few days Madeline. Spread the word.