After coming home from a long day of work @Assunto entered his headquarters and immediately was welcomed with the unpleasant sight of @Denny- sleeping on the couch once again. This has started to become a habit that bothered him, his first thought was to wake him up instantly as he had been doing for the last week or so, but he stopped himself just in time to think that there had to be a better idea to teach him a lesson.

There would often be arguments arising between the two about his backwards sleep schedule, but it only just kicked into Assunto's mind now, that while he had been letting his right hand sleep his way to the afternoon - precious time was being wasted. Of course, it was understandable from a sympathetic person's point of view but there were many things to do at work - one of them not being sleeping. 

How long will he keep this up for? Assunto thought to himself in annoyance, yet there was a playful tone in his head. He could be annoyed at him for however long, but they were still the best of buddies. Less play, more work, was the ideal plan for today - but Assunto was feeling a little... mischievous. 

@Assunto stepped back outside of his HQ and made a quick phone call to @Luna inviting her over to his HQ, telling her about @Denny-. A plan was slowly formed; they both called a bunch of friends and invited them over... 

***

"Are you kidding me? This won't be great, this will be BRILLIANT!" Assunto exclaimed, flashing his teeth to Luna - who had just arrived with a joy in her step and a blush to her cheeks. He looked at her in awe as he wondered how she could be so energetic - but show up and say that she had gotten no sleep whatsoever last night. She was a damn owl. 

Luna hopped happily over to the HQ entrance, and slowly peeked inside to take a quick look at Denny. She saw him once, then turned around to face Assunto again with a tilted head. "Errrr, while we're planning this... prank, are you SURE he won't wake up? Is his sleep that deep? Damn," she smirked, before quietly closing the doors of the headquarters shut again. 

Assunto nodded in accordance to what she had announced, knowing that he wouldn't even wake up if he tried 'loudly banging pots and pans against each other in Denny's ears'. He had tried that once, and failed miserably when he realized that Denny was just one of those heavy sleepers. 

As Assunto stood with Luna near the entrance, his mind was racing with ideas of how to prank him...

After thinking about it, Assunto had a great idea, at least he thought he did.

Walking into the HQ he did his best to not wake up @Denny whilst walking past him on his way to his private room, as the HQ had only been built recently he could see Denny had only barely moved all his clothes onto the clothing racks.

Finally he fished up his old screwdriver and started working on his grand plan - he slowly unscrewed two legs of Denny's bed, hoping it would tilt and throw Denny off the bed! After finishing his work he grimaced and sneaked his way back outside where he was met by Luna who could barely contain her laughter.

Any words that had come out of my mouth at that moment in time was probably hard for anyone to understand, as the laughter that escaped Luna's mouth had increased to a maximum volume. She was sure that even someone a mile away could hear her.

Well, that might have been an exaggeration but she would often find that if she expected the worse in every situation - she would be less... surprised.

That's why when she heard of Assunto telling her how he unscrewed the two legs of Denny's bed, she didn't look shocked, instead she threw her head back and chuckled in a wicked manner. "Oh god... we're dead meat later. Speaking of.." Luna raised her eyebrows playfully and went back to the vehicle she arrived with to go fetch the amazing, spectacular, and brilliant item that she had been dying to show to everyone. 

It was uncommon for anyone to get a hold of such expensive and tasty sausages, but Luna had connections to a butcher shop in Philadelphia - and she was excited to tell everyone that was going to come today about her interesting plan - a sausage feast. But not just any sausage feast! 

A naked sausage feast! 

The look on Assunto's face when Luna voiced to him her thoughts made her laugh even harder. He seemed to be confused and thrilled about it at the same time. The amount of sausages she had in her arms were enough to feed a family for a month, but the use of it for today wouldn't be for filling stomachs. 

As for the naked part, she wasn't sure how that would play out.

She only said the 'naked' part because she thought someone might want to show up in a birthday suit as another surprise for Denny boy, or maybe someone would make Luna take off her clothing. It wasn't something she was keen for, but she was expecting the unexpected. 

It was just Assunto and Luna standing near the entrance of the family HQ, and she was hoping the others would come soon to help her with the... sausage scheme. There was no real organized plan for this. She just wanted to storm inside the headquarters and give Denny the biggest sausage slap ever, which initially didn't sound like a fun time, but the sausages delivered to her doorstep was thick and... cold. Fresh out the freezer. 

That meant one thing: It would hurt even more. 

Luna couldn't help but wince slightly as she held the long line of sausages in her left hand, using her right hand to point to it. "Eh? What ya think of it? Too much? Okay look, I can explain. A huge meat slap to the face. Like - wouldn't that just be so satisfying to watch? Oh my gosh, I wish we could see it happen in slow motion," Luna gushed as her cheeks flushed in fury, "...Okay, well it's go big or go home. And this sausage is huge.." 

She walked up the steps of the HQ, before peeking inside to see if he was still sound asleep. Wow. Even after being thrown off the bed, he still managed to snore through it all. As she took a step closer to his figure, she prepared the dangling sausages in her hand. She swung it around.

Once.

Twice. 

One more. 

SPLAT!

The cold, thick meat slapped against his cheek. 

The Yellow cab skidded to a halt outside. Del Rossi glanced up in the rear view mirror. He didn't do much other than drive and usually had little reason to check in on his perma-client. Last time he felt the need, Adonis had been shot. He was simply checking to make sure he wouldn't get any blood on the backseat.

Del Rossi cherished the vehicle. When he wasn't transporting Joe Adonis around from A to B and everywhere in between he practically lived out of it. If you caught him in a candid moment, you might've even heard Joe's driver singing songs to it as he polished and buffed it.

Del Rossi's eyes had a definite squint. His eyebrows were furrowed like they were digging a trench into his forehead. Unhappy, not exactly the word to use. Pissed? On the money. And so was Adonis, who Del Rossi was eyeing with a fever pitch as the Race Street operative guzzled down the last of the Stobart's Finest.

A few drops escaped his mouth and ran down his chin. Del Rossi's eyes lit up even more. Wide eyed, with fury, he watched his boss continue to down the rest of the bottle then toss it to the side. He was only a paid part of his retinue. If he expressed his concerns and honestly, probably an ex-employee. But the poorly discarded empty bottle and his drunken state were just the tip.

Adonis gave a salute to the mirror with his other hand on the door of the cab, then popped the door open and slid his ass out. He fumbled around as he gained his feet, almost toppling ass over slicked back head of hair. As he regained his composure and stood up straight, he held his hands on his hips and arched his back, in a pose.

But, no-one was there to see his grand entrance. Crickets were heard off to the side, in a well pruned bush in the front yard of Assunto's HQ. Joe scratched his bare rump as he headed toward the entrance.

... Earlier ...

"Happy Birthday!" They said in tandem as they popped out of the top of the fake cake.

It wasn't his birthday, but when you threw enough money at something, or someone, it could be persuaded otherwise. A group of well-wishers had purchased three women for the night to help Adonis forget his troubles. He'd been shot at. Mended back to health. And off the drink for a week in good faith. But that initial holiday period of positivity was wearing off.

His bodyguards were sick of him not being liquored up. They felt they were a wrong angled protective stance away from being shot in the throat. All he did was complain. And sometimes about nothing of substance. Except when Ray made that baby shit his diaper. He wasn't good with kids. He shouldn't have been trying to give it candy in the first place. The little thing bellowed and had his mother call the cops. Joe had to pay the damages. He would've rather slapped the dummy right out of the little shits mouth. And nearly did. More to pay. Bribes weren't cheap.

"Come on, come on. What is all this now. Ray? Where the fuck are you."

Ray exited the apartment hastily and closed the doors behind him, hoping his boss would indulge in the liquor and women provided.

... Back 2 The Present ...

The main HQ door flung open and in staggered Adonis, butt naked minus a red tie. He glanced around before deciding to make his way to where he might find some relief. On his hazy, double-visioned journey he might've knocked over an ornament or two with his member. It had been a very stimulating non-birthday-party and he was still pointing out the after effects.

He scratched at his head as he passed Luna, kind of smiling at her as he did, thinking she was with a cute twin sister. He attempted to pat one of them on the head as he grabbed a sausage from her as he passed by.

He finally found what he believed to be the rest room. A sloppy effort at opening the door, and he was finally in. He edged forward and held his peace keeper in one hand and took a bite of the sausage, hoping to kill two birds with one stone. His need to pee. And his hunger pangs. But things turned ugly, and quick. Hangry pursued.

Realizing almost simultaneously he was too hard to pee and the sausage tasted frozen, Adonis ended up spitting out the bit of sausage and in a silent rant threw the rest of it downwards with force.

SLAP.

The semi-hard bit of flesh hit Denny in the chin.

When @Luna called her that morning saying Lola was needed in Detroit that same day she was confused. The girl didn’t specify why she was needed but she knew Lo couldn’t say no - it was how they worked. One called the other went, no questions asked. If Lola had gotten into trouble before because of this? Most definitely yes. If this was going to be one of those times? When Luna gave her the address where she had to go she believed yes. But it was going to be a fun one.

When she got to @Assunto’s HQ in Detroit she was greeted by Luna slapping a poor guy’s cheek with - sausage? He didn’t woke up even after the third slap. Turning around she saw a very naked man, not fully naked - the red tie prevented it. She had no problems with nakedness and the man was not that bad to look at - fitting his name was @Adonis, she had heard - but she prefered knowing people with clothes on. And when those said people were sober. He had a nice butt, she thought as he made way into what seemed to be the bathroom. She would not mention his saber.

Tieing all this was an appalled crew leader watching it unfold in front of his eyes. He seemed amused at least. After the third meat slap, Luna decided she had had enough and stopped, only to be followed by a pink, pulsing bit of flesh hitting the poor sleeping guy on the chin. Was this turning into one of those things girls weren’t supposed to know about?

Seeing her confused face, Luna did what she always did when they were growing up: explain what the hell was happening because she stumbled upon it half way. Now she got the sausages, and the fact that Denny was impossible to wake up. He would put a mammoth to shame.

That was when Lo saw the sausages. She had no experience witht them. She has heard of it but never tasted it. They had a funny shape and texture. She grabbed one, felt her weight and let her sit in her and for a while, wiggling it around. What a fun looking thing. She wouldn’t dare it put it in her mouth. But that gave her an idea.

Denny was right there. Snoring, with his mouth wide open. It was perfect. Let the sausage feast begin - with some games.

“$50 for the first one who gets a sausage inside his mouth” - and Lo started tossing. She gripped a few of the meaty bits - some longer, some shorter but all very cold and semi-hard - and started tossing them. Her aim was terrible. She kept tossing them, sausage after sausage until, by miracle, a small-ish, pink cilinder concoction landed right where she wanted it to: inside sleeping beauty Denny’s mouth. Then he bit it and it bursted causing a huge mess. He still didn’t bulge. Lo started to laugh hysterically, this was better than she was expecting.

“You all owe me $50” - she said turning around to face a very naked @Adonis, a very surprised @Assunto and an hysterically laughing @Luna.

This was going to be fun.

Bianca "R2D2" García had received a telegram early in the morning from @Luna telling her that she should make her way over to @Assunto's headquarters in Detroit for some fun, laughter, and she was even told that there would be quite a few sausages there that she could sample.

The ride was short, but steady and before long R2D2 was desperate to get off the train. She often took the train over having her personal driver take her where she needed to be, because of how quickly things tended to move along.

After hailing a cab that sounded as though it had needed someone to tend to it's rear exhaust and quickly R2D2 finally arrived at @Assunto's family headquarters.

She walked in just as @Lo said, "Fifty dollars for the first one who gets a sausage inside his mouth!" It seemed as though the sausage feast was well under way. She thought just as Lo managed to get a hard thick piece of sausage into Denny's mouth, she was quite surprised when he bit it even while sleeping! She laughed at the sight of the juices from the sausage dripping down a sleeping Denny's chin and slipping slowly from the corners of his mouth.

Damn I wonder if there were any more sausages around she thought, I could really use a nice thick juicy slab of meat shoved in my face right about now.

She heard Lo exclaim, "You all owe me fifty dollars!" R2D2 joined in on the fun, "I don't owe you a thing, I didn't arrive until just now." She laughingly said before going over to hug a laughing Lo and Luna, then she turned towards @Adonis and saw his state of dress, and held out her hand not wanting to get close to his lizard, "Hey love, I see that we don't have to worry about you hunting for trouser pearls eh?" A laughing Adonis shook his head, and returned her handshake.

She moved along to Assunto and she was surprised at how big his package was. There was so many sausages in the box her mouth grew wet with hunger. "Oh my God!" She exclaimed happily. "I know that we are suppose to be poking fun of Denny, but I would kill for a big long dripping sausage in my mouth right about now. Oh, and with a side of nuts too!" Her stomach immediately growled and she took a sausage out of the box, and finding it to her liking she ate with enthusiasm. Once her hunger for the sausage was assauged an idea hit.
 

Armed with sausage, ketchup, and some ice cubes she headed over to Denny's sleeping form.
Crouching down by Denny's side, R2D2 cut the sausage into small pieces, and placed the cup of ice cubes down onto the floor. She then opened the bottle of ketchup and said, "Guys watch this I bet this wakes him up!" Laughing and almost missing her target she placed the small pieces of inexpertly chopped sausage into Denny's hand, and then squirted a small amount of ketchup there as well.

Snickering she got up and leaned over Denny dripping the ice cubes that had melted onto his face causing him to swat at the water and ice with his hand smearing the sausages and ketchup all over his face, and yet he still remained sleeping. Wow, she thought. I don't see how anyone can sleep with all those sausages on their face and in their mouth.
 

I was sitting in my office making sure the business is good and the hustlers are doing their job right 
I took a sip of my coffee and started going over the books

After a few hours it was done I took a deep breath and a moment to relax while thinking about my plans for the day
That when I got a call from Luna telling me about her fun plans and to invite me   "Sounds like a lot of fun, I'm in"
then i proceeded to grab my car's keys and ordered my driver to drive me to Assunto's Head Quarters .

~-~-~-~-~

After a short ride i arrived at my destination 
walking through Assunto's head quarters i stopped for a second
"What have my eyes just witnessed!!" i thought to myself after seeing The giggling Luna , naked Adonis and a ton of SAUSAGE!
after greeting everyone and catching up to understand what's going on!

I took a moment to process and think 
I was Shocked seeing how Denny- sleep was! i never saw someone sleep that heavy!
"Jesus! This isn't human! he is like a sleeping Sloth in a goddamn Coma!!!" i thought to myself

I felt determined to do something that would wake him up , isn't the point of a prank is to feel it! 
I took a look around me to see everyone having some form of fun 
"Okay! i got an idea" i said while explaining what i got on that mind of mine
It seemed to me that everyone likes it and maybe just maybe this one could prove to be effective

"I need a Bucket ,a toolbox ,a step ladder and some rope!" i said with eyes full of excitement
For some reason the words "Make It Rain! Make It Rain!" kept echoing on my head So i followed my instinct  

The plan was simple hang a bucket full of Sausage maybe some ketchup and mustard above Denny's head 
so i proceed to grab the bucket and filled it to the top! then climbed the ladder and started sitting things in motions 
After everything was ready i ran it through my head one more time to see how it works 
so the bucket is hanged above Denny's head connected to a rope once i pull the robe everything will go down on his head

I looked at everyone then i said "let's do this" with a smirk on my face 
I took a deep breath and reminded myself of a saying a friend of mine always said "Just Send it!" it was supposed to mean just do it already
then i proceeded to pull the rope and with it everything 

SPLAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! 
as the force of gravity brings everything down on Denny's Face!

Colt received Luna's phone call, about playing a prank on Assunto's Right Hand Man, and a good friend of his, Denny. He immediately giggled, his mind going through endless pranks he could try and pull off. But first, he had to make his way to Corktown, the place that had been his second home. He jumped on a single wagon and followed the track that had brought him from Corktown to Seattle, going the opposite way this time. 

He finally arrived in front of Assunto's HQ, prank in mind and ready to take action. He hid behind some bushes as he changed himself into the outfit he had carefully selected for the occasion. It was bright green, and looked a little like suspenders, but they went they went all the down to his cover his "family jewels". It was just to say he wasn't "technically" naked. He grabbed his sax and walked through the wide open front doors, bringing the instrument to his lips. He was going make Denny's knees go weak, and possibly even make him faint to the sound of his sweet saxophone.

He closed his eyes, and played his favourite line of all time, Careless Whispers, on a loop. His hips were thrusting nicely while his chest stood still, he had practiced that move for hours and hours in the bathroom. Everybody's clothes almost ripped right off, except for Adonis, who already had his clothes off. Once he was done, he opened his eyes and saw what had been going. Sausages. A fuck ton of them. Even some bursted one. A sleeping Denny. And the best of it all, a naked Adonis. Damn. THIS WAS PARADISE. His mind raced as he tried to think of another prank, he wasn't expecting his friend to be hibernating. A lightbulb went off, and he grabbed as many sausages as he could. He filled his mouth with the meat and started playing the sax. The meat shot out of the golden instrument, and tiny projectiles flew everywhere. Some of them even landed into Denny's open mouth, as he was snoring. 

This. Prank. Was. EPIC.

Flexx was out with his Guard Slipp, and was in route to a little function with a few associates. They headed over to Assunto’s HQ to check it out. As they pulled up you could see that it didn’t look normal. The bad thing is you could see it from outside. As they exit the vehicle Flexx stands and takes a drag of his blunt. He chokes as he tries to speak.

“Is that?”

He says and pauses before he could get it out., Looks like @Adonis was running around with no clothes on. Flexx looks back at Slipp.

“Get the weed”

He says to Slipp as they make their way up to the front. You could see @Coltrane staggering with a smile on his face like he was up to something. Slipp taps Flexx and points towards an office area, you could see @TwoB and @R2D2 standing in that area looking conspicuous.

“What the?”

Flexx says as he looks around and nods to TwoB, he walks over and almost slipped on a sausage.

“Aw man you guys are bad. Haha. “

He chuckles as he catches his balance walking over towards TwoB. As he looked around the corner he could see @Lo throwing sausage at Denny. Trying to get it in his mouth. It was like an amusement park. Buckets hanging off the door dripping with sausage and juices. @Luna was looking like she initiated the whole process. So Flexx slides over to Luna.

“Ah!! Is that Denny-?”

He looks over at Luna

“And is he knocked out?”

Flexx had a light bulb go off in his head, thinking of how he could join in. He looks back at Slipp.

He approaches and passes Flexx a string of fresh sausage from a bag. He passes it to Flexx and Flexx unravels it. Denny was probably high so the possibilities were endless. Flexx started to lace the sausage around him like jewelry. A headband, some bracelets, and a phat sausage chain around his neck. The smell was thick and he was for sure gonna need a soak soak. With Denny in such a heavy sleep. Slipp was able to lift him up so Flexx could wrap a string of sausage around his waist like a belt. To finish he place just one in his mouth like a blunt. He steps back and looks.

“Perfect.”

Flexx steps back out into the common area to join the rest. He fires a blunt up and takes a drag as they wait for the next mobster to come join the entertainment. As Flexx looked at his homie, he felt bad so he made sure he had a pound of pre rolled blunts sent to him for the troubles. Flexx sat back with the rest looking at the situation, and all he could do is chuckle to himself.

Lordian was going through paperwork when one of his bodyguards came in telling him he'd gotten a call from @Luna. He had only just recently come into acquaintance with the woman, but she was family now, and that meant it was his job to help no matter what was going on. He grabbed his coat and his hat and made his way into the car.

Andrew, his driver, explained to him along the way that the "urgent" call was to meet up at @Assunto's HQ and help to wake Denny, his right hand, from a deep sleep. Of course, the assembly of mobsters that had been called were very likely to be doing their best, but also having quite a go at it. And apparently their were sausages involved.

"Then I need you to stop at the grocer very quickly, the German one down the block."

By the time Lordian reached Assunto's HQ the smell of sauerkraut had permeated everything. The car wouldn't smell right for days, and likely neither would he, but if there was sausage involved, there had to be sauerkraut, that's just how things went.

He lifted the bag out of the trunk, dripping with juices and made his way inside and stopped dead in his tracks. Naked men with red ties. Half-naked men shooting sausage out of a saxophone, and playing it quite well while doing so, and a quarter dozen other mobsters standing around a room filled with sausages.

"Well, isn't this a regular shindig? I've brought sauerkraut for the sausages, but it appears Denny needs it more than the rest of us." He turned to the room Denny was sleeping in and noticed a bucket above his head. Perfect. He climbed the ladder and filled it, then handed the half empty bottle of ketchup to @TwoB, handed an open jar of mustard to @Luna, and handed out a number of sausages to everyone else.

Finally, he turned to @Assunto and handed him the rope that lead to the bucket.

"Would you like to do the honors sir?" he stepped back and grabbed a sausage himself. "Everyone on the count of three. One. Two..."

A rain of meats, large and small flew through the air at varying speeds, all hitting Denny as the sauerkraut bathed him in a sweet, permeable smell and the red and gold colors of the condiments mixed in to create an almost surreal twilight sort of color. He was quite surprised after all of that that Denny himself had not drowned, but instead stirred ever so slightly.

The group of sausage slinging mobsters could not contain themselves as they all bellowed with laughter at their sleeping friend who finally began to sit himself up off the floor.

Lordian made a motion for everyone to calm and stop laughing as grabbed a mop from the hall and leaned it up against Denny as he sat fully upright.

"I don't know how you made this kind of a mess in your sleep my friend, but the bucket is above you if you want to get started cleaning up."

Arsonist wanted to see how Don Assunto was doing. He did become one of the select few that have the privilege to have their own family, so he stopped toying with forests and flame for a bit, until reaching said HQ on foot, like a true peasant.

Upon reaching the HQ, he first had to explain himself in long sentences to the men guarding the HQ's entrance. Even with all he said, they still could not believe that a small child such as himself was anyway affiliated with the underworld, let alone be part of Flexx-Mitchell's crew. But alas, the man in question himself stormed out of the HQ and taught both these goons a lesson for disrespecting his Capo.

Arsonist smiled and joyfully cheered &  jumped out of excitement as the two were getting quite the rough beating.

"Yeey!! GO GO BOSSMAN! TEACH EM A LESSON... OR TWO! :D:D"

"There we go." said calmly the boss, cleaning his two palms of any dust they might've gotten. He made sure not to get messy with any blood, although Arsonist couldn't help but poke the poor gorillas lying on the ground for whatever reason.

"Why are they still alive? :O" he exclaimed with awe, seemingly surprised.

After the two talked and Arsonist's barrage of questions and excitement reached its breaking point, his boss shared with him the prank that's been going on inside the HQ. Arsonist's eyes flamed up when he heard about it. Not because the man involved in it was Denny, nor because he was the Right Hand Man to Don Assunto's family, but because a certain person he knew was there, involved in the gig. It was none other than the Goddess, "Luna".

Arsonist quickly rushed towards the main entrance, searching for the lady inside. As he was running, he playfully spoke in a loud tone, as if everyone else was playing hide and seek and he - as the seeker.

"Oh Lunaa Baloonaa~ Where are you???"

But as he was saying that, a sausage that was slowly rolling on the floor made the kid tumble to the ground, breaking one of the doors in the mansion that actually led to the room Luna was currently in. What a lucky fall. As the boy straightened up his back, still sitting on the floor with his small baggage, he scratched his head in an annoyed way. It seems that it was hit. He quickly scanned the perimeter for the sausage that made him fall, grabbed it and began scolding it in front of Luna.

"Bad, BAD sausage!!" He began shaking it abruptly, frowning at it and making a silly pissed face.

"Grrrr, your punishment will be your death!!!"

As he said that, he opened his mouth and swallowed it whole in his mouth. Yup. Not even blinking. Though, after a few seconds, the sausage triggered a gag reflex, so the poor kid couldn't help but spit it out for a brief moment out of his mouth. His expression was really pitiful. You could see a tear falling from one of his eyes. He was trying so hard... but alas, he couldn't finish what he had planned to do. After failing a couple of more attempts, and making his hands quite messy from the saliva that was covering the sausage, he just used his teeth to chew on the darn thing and for our relief, it went straight to his belly.

What followed after that was 5 seconds of complete silence. Arsonist did not move a single muscle, not even his eyes. They were looking down at the ground in front of him. A burp was heard. A lady couldn't do such a thing, so we all know who did it. Arsonist then finally got up on his knees, and pointed abruptly at Luna, as if he was a spoiled tiny monarch.

"You lady deserve a punishment!" not giving her any time to react, Arsonist put his pyromaniac skills to use, and before you knew it - all of Luna's clothes were burned away. Surprisingly, her skin was not even grazed, not even a single hair of her body was missing!

He laughed cheerfully, put his hands on his hips, closed his eyes, moved his chin up, straightening his back and exclaimed in a pleasing mood.

"You are now one big naked sausage!!!"