Are you fresh off the boat? Have you come here full of hope and determination to do well in this Thing of ours? Do you have the necessary skills and experiences to get ahead in our world?

Or have you perhaps been handed down a genetic printing from generations ago, a genetic printing so engrained into you that you are destined to repeat the same mistakes again and again and again. Was there a time back whenever when the very mention of your ancestry struck fear and awe into any enquiring mind? Did your ancestors have a reputation of being cold, calculating and capable of anything? Do you long to break the mould of disaster and return once again to bask in the glory of success.

Luckily for you Previously Really Intelligent Complete Know-it-alls (P.R.I.C.K. for short) is a society of men and woman who get together twice weekly to encourage each other to be the best that they can be. There are no membership fees and the only condition for entry is the desire to admit to being a real P.R.I.C.K. and the willingness to help other P.R.I.C.K.s to get back on the road to success again.

So, if you count yourself as a potential P.R.I.C.K. come along and see what other P.R.I.C.K.s can offer you. People who consider themselves a REAL P.R.I.C.K. are especially welcome. And who knows, maybe after chatting to other P.R.I.C.K.s and listening to their stories and experiences, you might unlock the key to the successful future thats yours for the taking.

Well, with a bloodline such as mine, being known as a "Prick" a few times, but in a whole other context, I think I could certainly give this new enterprise a go..

*TSA stands tall and shouts across the streets..

I AM A PRICK!!

Seeing his good friend TSA standing on the side of the street yelling about being a PRICK and not wanting him to feel alone Bruiser walks up and puts his hand on TSAs should and pronounces, I TOO AM A PRICK!! 

Pulling out a cigar and lighting it Bruiser asks TSA,  so how bout we dip in this bar here and get us a drink?

As they say, "Its okay to prick your finger but not okay to finger your prick." Good advice especially now that all of you pricks are "coming out" on the streets.

Anyway on a serious note, your club is too elite for me since I don't know nothing about nothing. Sorry I can't grace you with my membership but I applaud your efforts nonetheless.

RoRoG goes off to enjoy his non-prickness while he still can.

Junk hears his fellow family member calling himself a PRICK decides once and for all to be a prick to.

I JUNK stand here before you today and say proudly  I AM A PRICK.

*laughs as the streets began to get quite rowdy with people screaming about being a prick - he takes the cigar offered by his very good friend Bruiser and accepts the invitation to get totally wasted at the local bar

My god..what a night this is turning out to be..

Yessss, isnt this liberating. Say it loud and proud.....

I am a prick!!!

Far be it for me to disagree with all of you but, if you were  Previously Really Intelligent  what does that make you now?

A P.R.I.C.K., Pardon.  A P.R.I.C.K.

only one person ever thought that i was a "prick" or a "P.R.I.C.K". and they are dead and i ain't heard from them since. so i'm good... for now.

I believe anyone who knows me knows I am a total P.R.I.C.K

so where are these meetings being held Mr Taurus? I'll be sure to pop along :)

I thank you for your open invitation to join with you and the other P.R.I.C.K.S but I have just taken a membership with the Wiser And Now Know Everything Relevant Society.

Their aims are somewhat similar to yours I am sure,but the membership seems to encompass all walks of life and everyone, whether a prince or a pauper, is an automatic member on reaching puberty

Sticks his head around the bar door and with a big grin says.........”Greetings and Blessi”.........an awkward silence follows.............

“Ah, sorry gents. I see you`re all P.R.I.C.K.S in here. I`m after the Continually undermanned no-name twats society..............apologies.”

Crescendo exits and continues his quest..........