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| Aliens | Started by: DanK on Jan 23, '08 13:59 |
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5 days ago, I was jogging in Nevada when I spotted an 9 Unidentified Flying Object's (herwith known as UFO's) in the morning sky. These flying saucers had me rattled. So rattled infact that last night I had a dream. In my dream, I was walking home from the bar after a jolly good night out. There was a skip in my step and a smile on my face. The next thing I saw was a bright light from above. It was like a spolight being shinned on me. Then I started levitating. Going up and up, over the skyline. I could see me house. I could see a1capon3 in an alley with a dog, I could see for miles. Then it all went dark and cold. For about 5 minutes, everything was pitch black, I could feel that whatever I was in was moving real fast. Then a sharp thud on the back of my head putting me to the ground. Next thing I saw was another bright light, this time shinned into my eyes. I could not move, yet I was not strapped down. It was like there was a force not known to humans being used to keep me there. There were people around me. Very tall skinny greay people with big heads. One looked into my eyes, he had the brightest yellow eyes I had ever seen. Then they started doing things to me, cutting open my skin, putting probes up my nose, putting them up my bum. Yet I could feel no pain. Then the dream ended and I was awoken by the 5.06 rattling past my bedroom window. But, Hang on a minute, how did I get home last night? I remember leaving the bar but how did I get to my bed? And why am I walking like John Wayne? Could it be, that it wasnt a dream, and these UFO's that I saw in Nevada were aliens, and now they are out to get me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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| I believe you drink too much. | |
| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 23, '08 14:06 | |
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Haha, don't be harsh Isabella, it happens to the best of us! - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 23, '08 14:24 | |
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I know, I know. I was just busting his chops. It is still a good story. Dank, are you okay? Is there something I can do for you? Did the aliens molested you? |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 23, '08 14:27 | |
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Mrs Ditto, I think I am ok, I am not too sure what happened. Maybe I was just in a drunken sleep, but then what would explain the anal pain and the headache? I feel violated |
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| Reply by: DanK at Jan 23, '08 15:46 | |
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No we have a problem. Is there any redness in that area? We need a doctor, is there a doctor in the house? |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 23, '08 15:57 | |
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| and a priest. you need to be clensed of your anal violations. | |
| Reply by: AntonioAdrona at Jan 23, '08 16:33 | |
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Lost Priest Approaches the scene after hearing a call for a priest Well... Its been a while since I've done such a thing. I'm gonna need a baby goat, some holy cloth and damn Beer! |
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| Reply by: LostPriest at Jan 24, '08 12:53 | |
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hmm, interesting one there DanK. Although i may have a theory? So you saw A1 with his dog. (someones sister maby?) Then a bright light and it went dark, hmm depending on how much you may have drank you stumbled into the road and saw the lights of a late night trucker going to some greesy backalley nightclub for a fix. All the time this happen you had taken your eyes of A1.. Suddenly your wacked over the head and awaken seeing strainge things, feeling yourself being probbed but not able to move. Your drink was spiked my friend with that supprise sex drug by that fiend A1. As you slipped in and out of a state of consiousness you saw what you wanted to see as the thought of him violating you in such a way caused your body and brain to supress the memory. Now, that will be $400 please :) *G walks off |
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| Reply by: Graho at Jan 24, '08 13:01 | |
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Isabella rushes into the nearest bar and orders six beers. The bartender looks puzzled of why this lady wants six beers. The bartender doesn't question her and gives her the beers. She runs outside to DanK and the LostPriest and hands over four beers. Here, take them. I am keeping the other two for myself. This will be more funny when I am drunk. Can anyone else help us? Hang in there DanK. |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 24, '08 13:02 | |
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Smiles at the group of people, and takes out some bears from underneath his jacket Sure! Lets get wasted! - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 24, '08 13:23 | |
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Lost Priest immediately puts down 4 beers and draws a small vial from his coat pocket He opens the vial and throws its contents onto DanK EVIL BE GONE Lost Priest grabs a finally beer and stumbles off into the night |
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| Reply by: LostPriest at Jan 24, '08 14:49 | |
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Falls asleep - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 24, '08 14:50 | |
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| Isabella grabs to trash cans and starts banging them right next to Moje. | |
| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 24, '08 15:10 | |
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Whoa! What's all that noice about? - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 24, '08 15:11 | |
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| Just wanted to see if your were still alive. | |
| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 24, '08 15:14 | |
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Shakes his head Don't you know that you're supposed to draw funny pictures on people who sleeps? - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 24, '08 15:30 | |
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Moje I don't have a pen. Do you? I am very artistic. |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 24, '08 15:32 | |
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Get his pen out of his pocket here you go treacle |
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| Reply by: DanK at Jan 24, '08 15:44 | |
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Search me! - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 24, '08 15:45 | |
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