Townslave after having stolen a police microphone stands on the corner of the street to get everyones attention. With a saddened look on his face he looks to everyone that is around him.

My leader Falcao hasn't laughed in a very long time. He needs someone to cheer him up. I have paid countless people to try to work their skills and none have succeeded thus far. I will offer $5,000,000 to the one joke that puts my Boss in the best mood. This will take place over 48 Hours.

The rule of this is: You may send in 1 mobmail to Falcao with a joke.

Falcao will be reading each and every mail personally. On November 3rd he will let me know which joke is the best and winner will get the grand prize of the amount mentioned before hand.

Townslave opens up a briefcase to show proof that this is not a joke.

Best of Luck to everyone and I hope this will be a fun experience.

Barnie... Yeah thats the whole joke...

Can I have my money now?

Pipe down.

Always using the classics Cherokee!

<em> SingWhileYourWanking runs into the room of writers he is employing to produce his 30 minut weekly radio drama,</em> <strong> The cat that had to Meow</strong> <em> yelling</em>

"Somebody come up with a joke! If found a way to fund season 2!"

Cherokee if you are trying to win the money please forward your post to Falcao's mail and it may be considered for a chance to win.

The winner of the Joke Contest is M-nirem.

Do we get to hear the winning joke?

Go me! WHOOT!

G-T-L If you want to know the joke he sent in please mobmail M-nirem. I have no permission to post any jokes from anyone so I'm not assuming that I have the permission.