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| FakeMan hits the streets | Started by: FakeMan on Jan 23, '08 14:34 |
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FakeMan steps up onto the milk crate. Now he's tall enough to look the crowd in the chest. Hello fellow people of whatever city I'm in. I am FakeMan, hear me queef. He looks down then back up to the crowd. Shit! I'm up here today to tell you all that I will change this world in many ways. First, I will make it so that any new immigrant who hits theses shores will be respected a little because it won't take them nearly as long as it should to make a name for themselves. They will no longer have to work as hard to earn the respect of others. They just walk the streets for a few days and bam they are a "Made Man." Only if they are my friends though, np np. Makes air quotes. The sound of flatulation comes from FakeMan. Sorry folks. I will then make it so that those who wish to congregate in the streets or shops in the city to eat or just talk can no longer do so,they will have to take it to their own little club or back alley. No longer in the streets will this be allowed. I will also make it so that the "Cosa Nostra" will no longer be a thing of honor or respect,but a thing of dishonor and showing of no loyalty. FakeMan grabs himself for a moment. People, help me fill in the blanks, and I'm not talking about my low sperm count. When you think of FakeMan, you think of... |
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Well the first 2 things you're going to need are... A Right hand man with a name like mine... and... Auth... Let's do it! |
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| Reply by: Slobbie_CrackIntosh at Jan 23, '08 14:40 | |
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FakeMan scratches his head. No one thinks anything about me? How is that possible? I'm freaking FakeMan,Queefing God of the Mafia Underworld. |
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| Reply by: FakeMan at Jan 23, '08 15:31 | |
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| I should reincarnate is LiarBoy, your trusty sidekick. | |
| Reply by: Slobbie_CrackIntosh at Jan 23, '08 15:46 | |
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Seems they're both dead. - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 23, '08 16:04 | |
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Oi vey. Lets say a prayer that their children were given themed names. I for one would hail the threesome of Larry, Curly, and Moje. Pardon me, I'm being a noodge. Tips his hat and walks on by. |
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| Reply by: Mazel_Tov_Mankewitz at Jan 23, '08 16:08 | |
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They will probably be back. Hold your breath there will be more disputes. |
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| Reply by: Isabella_Ditto at Jan 23, '08 16:09 | |
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What the fuck Mazel? Why are you comparing me to those two? - Moje |
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| Reply by: Moje at Jan 23, '08 16:18 | |
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