The Fat stubby man, who has obviously been working out and is no longer fat or stubby but more lean and sexy, approaches the staged.

I am here today to repent for my sins! I have come to the belief that no matter how crazy it may sound, repenting can also be very therapeutic. Especially us Mafioso's who keep soooo much bottled up inside.

So lord I repent...

For the time I stole Mallo Cup from the 12 year old at the fruit stand, and later getting into the sack with his mother. Coincidence of course.

Lord I repent.....

For the time I ran naked through the corridors of city council while on shrooms screaming, "Joe Parrino ain't got shit on me!" then taking a dump in the councilman's briefcase.

Lord I repent.....

For making Whatsername sound like an easy date, I shouldn't have been so honest.

Lord I repent....

For snitching on my father when I was 17, especially after I found out from a friend of mine that playing swords while urinating is fun to do.

Lord I repent.....

For the time I stole TonyCorelli's vehicle.... I really should have washed the interior upon returning.

Lord I repent

For the time myself and TheDean attempted to play a round of golf. However, I did learn that golf balls trump skull strength. You should have seen TheDeans tee from the fourth green, we lost a caddy that day.

Lord I repent

For making out with Quoth_The_Raven in the second pew of church the other day.... That's just wrong I apologize.

Lord I repent

For being so rude to the Pardon-Taz bloodline, they probably really are really good people.

Lord I repent

For staring at Junk_In_The_Trunk, but honestly who wouldn't? I haven't seen an ass that big since AbbieHoffman lost her robe in last year's festival. Oh and I repent for that too.

Lord I repent

For the time I spent 6 months in prison. How the hell should I have known better? A meeting at a High school playground? Of course when I heard Underdog I immediately assumed the kid on the swing was in need of a push. I apologize for my strength.

Lord I repent

For making everyone suffer with my public display...

The not so fat man but rather sexy man smiles

What do you repent?

walks in and hears RichardWad repenting all his sins

Of course I am a fair lady, so I have nothing to repent.
But I thought your confession sure was  interesting to read! ;-)

grins and walks out again 

Lighting his last cigarette for the day, Abbie headed out for the day. After only walking a few minutes, he came across a man proclaiming his sins to the world. Laughing at the first couple, Abbie stopped abruptly when his name was mentioned. Groaning to himself at the reference to his name being a girls name, he rolled his eyes and flicked his cigarette to the ground, walking up to the podium.

"Must I make a speech on why my name is what it is? It pretty much has to do with my mother being a crack whore." Abbie shakes his head, and storms off to the laundromat to check on his clothes, and to prepare a speech on peoples names. Bumming a cigarette from somebody on the way, he wondered why his name particularly was mentioned.

SINGERROURKE laughs and claps his hands. He wanted to laugh more. You could obviously tell because he was screaming at Richard to keep repenting. SINGERROURKE sat down with his bag of popcorn and waited for more.

Stumbles in with her stunning appearance

OMG, I thought it was a typo! o_O

I think your name is very Aboriginal ;-)

stumbles out again