LIVE! Straight From The Penthouse

Broadcaster: Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has now come! It's now time to introduce to you, one of the most internally dedicated and driven to success mobsters that the mafia has yet to see. Let's give it up for...KRYPTO!!! 

[audience cheers]

Krypto: Thank you, thank you. Did yall enjoy my show last week? Well rest assured I have a even better one in stored for you all tonight!

[audience cheers]

Krypto: Last week I stated that I had a beloved topic and that topic was SECRET CRUSHES. It was hard finding mobsters that didn't mind sharing that information, but Krypto did it! Tonight's special guest are...Barnie, Augustus, and Sammy!!! What a fucking combination! Let's not waste any time and get this show started.

[audience cheers and applauds]

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Krypto: Firstly, who we have here in The Penthouse is one of my good friends. He is the proud sponsor and leader of Barni-Err. Let's give it up for...BARNIE!!!

[audience claps as Barnie steps onto the stage]

Krypto: Welcome to the show Barnie. How are you bud?

Barnie: *Coughs* It's actually "TheBarnie" but i will let you off just this once! I am great thanks!

Krypto: I see TheDean has a protege:-) Mind sharing with myself and the audience a bit about yourself?

Barnie: Some may say that but myself and Dean both know who has the real muscle *Flexes*

A bit about myself? Hmmm. This is a tough one! I could go with the boring and tell you where i eat and sleep etc but Barnie always likes to get the juices going..so here goes.

I make Whatsername wet.
Davyjones want's to be me.
TheSoftDean loves me.

I dress better than Caveman and Jagermeister is fat. Who else can i insult... Branston he's shit.

Back to the topic... i am pretty quite i keep myself to myself and take each day as it comes . :)

Krypto: I freaking like you already bud! You have such a great sense of humor.

But moving on, how is it being apart of TheDean's family? Enlighten me please.

Barnie: Shit. All we do is earn him cash.

Krypto: No wonder TheDean is always caked up! Haha.

Care to tell the audience a bit about Barni-Err?

Barnie: OMG! Heard of that crew Who-err..... *Pauses* i thought so, not many people have. Well i keep seeing these trouble makers about and decided it was time to bury them and bring a new crops of talent to the shores.

Only the best are invited to join us, joining us gives you protection from the baddest people in town and we normally have gay parties each night. You will see that logo more often as day's go by as we sex more people up.

Exciting eh?

Krypto: Very exciting! Aside from Barni-Err, myself, Augustus, and Kimble also have established "SAMCRO." The greatess organization that the mafia has ever seen and witnessed. Perhaps we should form an alliance with Barni-Err. That would be a successful takeover eh?

Barnie: With Kimble already showing a Barni-err logo..it would seem we are working well together already. For us to form an alliance, you would have to perform sexual acts on Kimble till he bleeds. It's our ritual.

Krypto: *Krypto coughs* I think that alliance can hold off for a second:)

But moving on to my topic, "Who do you have a secret crush on?"

Barnie: I will have to whisper this as Whatsername's naughty bits might dry up. Retribution The lady mails me daily with love, i have grown fond of the mails and her.

Krypto: RETRIBUTION it is! What a great revealment.

I hope Whatsername doesn't get too offended by this. Haha. But thanks for joining us today TheBarnie, and your welcome to come back:-)

[Krypto then shakes Barnie hand as he exits from the stage]

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Krypto: I fucking love Barnie till death! But moving along with the show, next who we have is my bestfriend, SAMCRO's very own, let's give it up for...AUGUSTUS!!!

[audience claps as Augustus steps onto the stage]

Krypto: Welcome to the show Augustus. I'm glad to have a member of SAMCRO in The Penthouse with me!

Mind sharing a bit about yourself with the audience before we move any further?

Augustus: First off, thanks for having me on the show. Its quite the honor to be here!

I would just like to say before we start, TheresaRusso has a thing for me. Lets proceed!

Krypto: Haha! Theresa did you hear that! I'm pretty sure you did for this is a LIVE broadcast:-)

Augustus, how's life man?

Augustus: Life is great here in the beautiful city of Chicago, you really never run out of things to do. Between the Casino, and making money, plus all the women im surrounded by...Theres not much more I could ask for.

Krypto: That life sounds good.

But not trying to take up any of your prosperous time, "Who do you have a secret crush on?"

Augustus: I dont think its much of a secret to be honest....but its definitely TheresaRusso.

Krypto: THERESARUSSO it is! If you haven't made her day just yet, im pretty sure you have just made it now!

Augustus: Indeed, I'm sure she'll be pretty shocked!

Krypto: Im sure she will to.

Thanks for you time and that great revealment bud, and your welcome to come back and join us here anytime!

[Krypto then shakes Augustus hand as he exits from the stage]

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Krypto: I love that guy! Augustus is the way! Haha. But moving along to my last guest, he is the one of the most determined mobsters I know. Let's give it up for...SAMMY!!!

[audience claps as Sammy steps onto the stage]

Krypto: Welcome to the show Sammy. I'm glad to have you here.

Before we move any further, would you mind sharing a bit about yourself with the audience?

Sammy: But of course.

I'm a bit of an oldie (not gonna tell you how old though) and I'm in this business because my late dad made me join his old friend TonyCorelli in New York.

Krypto: That's good. I've heard nothing but great things about TonyCorelli's crew since i've hit these shores.

But moving along, how are you?

Sammy: Oh, it's a very nice crew. It's almost like a real family. And Tony is a great guy, so...

And me? I'm doing great. Feel like reborn. Not really sure why though.

Krypto: Haha, I understand that feeling.

But moving on to my topic, "Who do you have a crush on?"

Sammy: Rather direct, Mr. Krypto. I like that!

I do have a crush on an amazing woman! The thing is, I won't tell you her name.

But I can tell you that she's awesome, sweet and very lovely!

Krypto: Ahh man! C'on and just spill it! Whatever is done in the dark has to come to the light and what better time then now, right here, in The Penthouse!

Sammy: Sorry, my friend but I cannot do that! I have to be sure not to ruin her good name.

If people find out she's dating a member of a mafia crew...

Krypto: Alright. Well rest assured my army of media officers will be on the look out and sooner or later we will find out who this special lady is.

Thanks for joining us today in The Penthouse. We love you man!

Sammy: And thank you! It really was a pleasure!

[Krypto shakes Sammy hand as he exits from the stage]

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Krypto: That's it! 2 out of 3 of my guests revealed their secret crushes:-) Why in the hell do Sammy have to be so difficult?! We're going to find out who he's crushing on in the coming days, I won't rest until I find out! But that's the end of the show, join us next week, here in The Penthouse. We have a special show in store for you all next week!

[audience cheers and applauds as Krypto exits from the stage into the backstage]

SINGERROURKE Cheers and applauds as the show comes to an end. It was a brilliant show and yet again he was most privelaged to be there to witness it. SINGERROURKE starts to eat his popcorn as he was to much in awe to finish it during the show.

Kypto great job once again brother!

"Another excellent show." Stormy remarks to his friend SingerRourke who he has spotted a couple of seats away.

"Brilliant topic and I think it held everyones interest"

Brilliant I enjoyed your show once again and cant wait for another one.

Redis grins, rubbing his hands together after clapping along with the rest of the crowd.

"Oh Ret, someone likes ya. Gotta wonder if that ain't a two way street. 'Nough about her, 'nother good show there buddy, keep 'em comin'."

After hearing the show from the Radio stored in his family headquarters he turns it off and looks to all his family members.

That was a really good show. One day one of you will be just as famous as Krypto. But until that day comes get back to work. The show is over and the production must continue.

All the family members disappear from the room in various styles. Townslave puts on a grin from the wonderful show he had just heard. It was music to his hears.

Nice work again Krypto. I must say this broadcast is making me listen more and more to the radio broadcasts these days.

Barnie has that effect.

Riding on her black car, Ret switch on her radio and tune on  to her favorite show "The Penthouse" . Listening to it make her relax, Krypto knows how to make the audience wanting more and more , he really have a knack on hosting. When she hears the name of Barnie , she slightly makes the volume a little louder. She then choke when Barnie names her as his crush.

That guy, announcing my letters to him in a  Live Show. Tsk, Krypto should have ask me about the cruch of Sammy. I could have answered it. She drives to the headquarters to congratulate Krypto in one of his successful show again.

CONGRATULATIONS MR. KRYPTO!

2 Shows - 2 Gold Stars!
Once again very nice work, I certainly look forward to seeing who you have on your next show.

What a wonderful job in the interviews Krypto!  I hope to continue to see your show prosper!  Its honestly a wonderful addition to the streets!

Once again, a very enjoyable, entertaining show.

Nice work Krypto.