Are you ready for this? Well you better be because when this is over you won't trust ANYONE! Why? Because you look on and see the man who knows the TRUTH! That's right your looking at him approach the mic as he begins his speech baby yeah!

"I'm here today because I know the truth! That's right, Dick knows all! Prepare yourself, for there will be emotions hurt, babies crying, war's commencing, sky's falling, mother's nursing, and father's cheating. So I ask you one simple question, CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?"

Dick Hold Up a Sign and Reads aloud

FACT: TheSmilingAssassin is a part of an in an Underground Organisation. The proof lies in his records, Definitely not in an Underground Organisation ™. Why say such a thing if you weren't part of an Underground Organisation ™ .... THINK ABOUT IT!

FACT: Space_Pole is randomly used in speakeasy's for women to dance on erotically. No bullshit just ask Killer_Jane.

FACT: Caveman plans on taking out STL with a satchel and a pair of shears. Here's my proof

To: Caveman
From: Cherokee
Sent: Nov 04, '09 16:40

Please don't!

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To: Cherokee
From: Caveman
Sent: Nov 04, '09 16:39

I'm going to take STL over and kill you with my satchel and pair of sheers! The poop on your lawn!


FACT: Davy is doomed to sail the seven sea's, on a truffle made of waffles.

FACT: My mother was abusive to me as a child...

"Who the fuck put that in there?"


FACT: Barnie is indeed a purple people eater. He used grapes his last oral session.


FACT: -peace_man- is actually a feisty fucker.

FACT: We don't call Alabama by her name because she was born there. Scenario goes as follows....

So we're at this bar. Myself, Alabama (At the time known as Jill) and Bentley. This toothless man leans over to Jill and states..

Toothless Fucker: "Iwannabamya"

Me: "HAHA"

Jill: "What?"

Toothless Fucker: "I Vannabam ya"

Me: "HAHA"

Jill: "What the fuck is he saying?"

Bentley: "I think he's asking if your from Alabama..."

Me: "HAHA"



FACT: I am COMPLETELY sober making this speech!


"NOW YOU HAVE THE REAL TRUTH!"


The fat man drops down and wobbles back into the alley

To: AnthonyCorelli
From: TonyCorelli
Sent: Nov 69er, '69 69er:69er

Anthony, this is Tony, your brother. I have some bussiness I need you to attend to...

RichardWad or as some know him as "The Dick of the Streets" has to be taken out, TheTruth came to me one night and told me he was going to take over the city of New York! You must take him out with this...*Tony handed Anthony a toilet brush*.

RichardWad, this is my warning for you

Stay away from HeadQuarter toilets or you will face the wrath of the toiletbrush!

mwahahahaha!

To: Junk_in_the_Truck
From: TonyCorelli
Sent: Nov 04, '24 06:40


I WANT YOUR JUNK.................

Ya'll need to stop with that Junk

To: TheDean
From: Roman
Sent: Nov 05, '10 03:48
Subject: :o

Have my babies! Just don't tell the womanz!

This is the place where we release all the ze infoz right?

"Your boss slams her fist against the desk. That no good TheDean, slipping off trying to have Romans babies. See sticks a note on your office door. "Handle TheDean for me, you know what to do"!

Meech, holding the note, stracthes his head.

That's not a MIA boss.

Whatsername puts one finger to her lips telling Meech to shut up. Meech says,

Ow, sorry.

Throws a glass bottle onto the ground.. the glass shattering in the street

Your all acting crazy!!

Shakes his head at Richard and Anthony

I woulnt believe anything said here.. its all lies.. yeah.. lies..

Winks at Junk

Well Tony, there must be some reason why O'm holding this bloody toiletbrush!?

To: Donnie-Brasco
From: TylerDurden
Sent: Oct 29, '10 22:10
Subject: 

With a snort of laughter Durden shrugs.

"Working on it."
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To: TylerDurden
From: Donnie-Brasco
Subject: 

Hi sir...Are u going to kill someone

I like cheese.

That is all.