The fat but not so fat man now that he lost weight, and looks rather sexy to the human eye, approaches the microphone in town square

"So I came up with this crazy idea. Yes my own fucking idea. Yes I came up with it on my own. No your mother did not help me. Yes I'm a big boy and can tie my shoes too. Here's a fucking cookie."

Confusion

"A lot of people have their quotes that they live by. That or just random shit they like to blurt out as a way to resemble who they are, or what the hell they are. Yes sometimes these people can be confusing, for example, AbbieHoffman is a man. Who woulda thunk it?"

"With that being sad, and my insanely passionate desire to watch people frantically look for shit. For example a fun game of treasure hunt is always entertaining. especially when you talk those participating into taking off their clothing. I have invented my own game!!! That's right I am offering ONE MILLION DOLLAS to whomever is the first person to post their list. Once you feel you have completed it I want you to mail me your results."

WHAT DO I DO DICK?

* The list below contains quotes that people have been heard saying. ((OOC: Located in prfiles))

* You must place the name's of the individuals you believe is the correct person after each quotation.

* The first person with the *most* correct answers to turn it in win's the prize. And yes you may be an answer. So you may get one for free.

* There is a time limit however, Nov. 5 '10 2200. I will reveal the winner publicly

* To participate you must make it known or else you will not win even if you get them all. How to make it known? Raise your voice and respond to this thread.


"Simple isn't it? So let's get started my little monkey's!!!!"


Who Said This Crazy Shit?!?

* There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

* "Gun Club" Goodie

* A man who makes mistakes is human, the person who doesnt make any isnt human..

* FEELING FANTASTIC !!!

* I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know ?

* Violence isn't the answer? Listen to this guy.

* she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen. You know who you are

* TheDean broke you out of jail. Ooooh I feel so important!

* Wars are not fought for territory, but for words. Man's deadliest weapon is language.

* These people obviously cannot follow the rules of their family or city they are in.

* I'm the first ever cross dressing mafioso! Got a problem with that? GO HOME!

* NOW come over to my teepee mansion

* The_Paddy_Wacker broke you out of jail i Feel Special Lol

* YOU SHALL NOT STEAL MY TACO!

* Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone

* Who would of thought you would make it this long? .... I never did.

* i will blow your brains out if you mess with me just beware and dont you ever betray me

* also I deposit my cash in the bank quite often so I offer a Challenge


Now Remember!! If you can't find one or two or three, whatever the case may be, if you get stuck and don't want to keep looking submit your final results. You never no how many people may not get or miss!!!

OK, cout me in.   Look I even get a fuckin' cookie

Just to clear a few things up. Please do not shout out your results here. Personally contact me with them. If you do so you may give someone else the edge and that wouldn't be very fair now would it?

Count me in!  I love doing stuff like this, it's good times! But that doesn't mean anyone else should...my million dollars.

<em>glares at everyone else who is even thinking about it</em> :-P

Well that speech was a failure, eh?  I guess I forgot how to do actions lately.  Must be all the alcohol...

stumbles away toward the nearest bar

i'm in.

also, all other things being fair, i thik killer jane should have a handicap. she does have an unfair advantage.

Well I'm not sure what advantage you're talking about sir. 

And I already have a handicap.  It's called alcoholism.

takes a shot and drops the glass on the ground, making it shatter

....oops

Hey, DICK! Count me in, cuz im gown dip yo Bin OHHH YEAHHH

I'm pretty sure that I've heard Cav saying everyone of these quotes. I dont need to mail you I win already!

"I'm glad to see so many people already taking part in the contest. Just keep in mind that if you do not make it known that you are participating then you do not qualify for the cash.. I will post your results but I'll also make you look like jackass for not paying attention."

Smiles

"Now back to searching my little half eaten munchkin noodles."

Does it count if I copy/paste that into my quote, and tell you that I said everything?

Count me in

Ooh. Im in. I already know two, and since i'm pretty lazy I might just submit that for the hell of it.....

Richard sits back giggling

"Just to answer a lot of your questions. All qoutes do belong to someone. I was a bit worried that maybe it would be a bit easy but from the replies I am getting it is in fact challenging. Fucking lovely."

"No there is not a winner yet, but I will relay that from information told to this person, the closest he has heard of someone being completel was having four names remaining. Due to popularity I'm upping the winning's to One Million Five Hundred Thousand !! It's not too late!!"

ATTENTION: Extending the competition too 1800 Tomorrow evening.. That is the final deadline.> Still the first person to get me the full list OR has the most at deadline wins... Keep up the hunting!

Holy crap. In an hours work All I've found is 7...One question, are there quotes of dead people in here?

Well, pretty late to be joining but I'll give it a try :D

Blue, not unless they have become deceased since the original announcement.

I know most off them off the top of my head

So Ill refrain from entering this little contest

I'm in